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#1 User is offline   Captaintripps 

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 12:01 PM

The monthly magazine published by The Royal Tractor Repair and Maintenance Society of Outer Mongolia has released issue 18 to the masses today.

[url="http://"http://www.axesandalleys.danielbesterinc.com/"]Check it out here.[/url] At the bottom of each intro page you can download your own copy.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 12:23 PM

Tripps: what is your association with that magazine? It must be important, as you feel a need to announce it to both communities Posted Image

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 01:31 PM

Mauve.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 07:39 PM

Yeah, three. The three you have dominated, er, moderate. Whatever.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 06:46 PM

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The monthly magazine published by The Royal Tractor Repair and Maintenance Society of Outer Mongolia has released issue 18 to the masses today.

Check it out here. At the bottom of each intro page you can download your own copy.



Thanks, Tripps. Oftentimes have I gotten stuck in outer Mongolia with only a tractor, and thought 'Sh*t! I don't have a clue how to maintain this stupid thing!' Some of the more recent incedents, like the one where Znorty was chasing me with a baseball bat, have almost ended with the loss of my life. This magazine has already tought me how to repair my tractor when I need to run from scary people such as Znorty.

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 07:30 PM

You're welcome. You should mail in your tales to the editorial department for inclusion in a future issue.

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Thanks, Tripps. Oftentimes have I gotten stuck in outer Mongolia with only a tractor, and thought 'Sh*t! I don't have a clue how to maintain this stupid thing!' Some of the more recent incedents, like the one where Znorty was chasing me with a baseball bat, have almost ended with the loss of my life. This magazine has already tought me how to repair my tractor when I need to run from scary people such as Znorty.




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Posted 20 May 2004 - 09:41 PM

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Thanks, Tripps. Oftentimes have I gotten stuck in outer Mongolia with only a tractor, and thought 'Sh*t! I don't have a clue how to maintain this stupid thing!' Some of the more recent incedents, like the one where Znorty was chasing me with a baseball bat, have almost ended with the loss of my life. This magazine has already tought me how to repair my tractor when I need to run from scary people such as Znorty.


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Posted 21 May 2004 - 06:55 PM

I thought the intellectual limit for this entire board had been reached after page three of the magazine.

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 09:23 PM

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I thought the intellectual limit for this entire board had been reached after page three of the magazine.


And thus, my statement holds true. Posted Image

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 09:18 AM

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You're welcome. You should mail in your tales to the editorial department for inclusion in a future issue.




Thanks, I think I will. I hope Sir Lionel Buxton Humbridge can find time to read them.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 11:55 PM

Meh, most of tripps' multiple, alternate personalities are reasonably idle most of the time and would like nothing better than to read through your prospective additions to their fine publication. Posted Image

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 07:56 AM

Dada is back.

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 10:41 AM

*Gaaaa*

*drool*

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 07:33 AM

If you think that's Dada, LOBF, you're very sadly mistaken.

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 11:42 AM

Bleech, Dada should be burned and buried for all time.

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 01:34 PM

SA: Are you my mother?

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 08:12 PM

No, hes not. But there is a llama over there who would gladly take the position.

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 10:07 PM

If you lean down, GandalfDaddy will make everything better. Good llama!

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 10:25 PM

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Posted 25 May 2004 - 11:33 PM

That is clearly a fake llama, a clear and blatant forgery. I can assure you that the Peruvian Department of Internal Copy Knavery and Llama Protection Services has already been notified of this grave offence and will take immediate action in the form of writing a stern letter to former President Chester A. Arthur and signing it "Love and kisses, Alvin P. Snapwarbler Esq." If this llama forging doesn't cease immediately, it will cause someone in a very remote area of western Siberia to yelp in an altoghether unbecoming manner and a badger to fall over somewhere in Australia.

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 04:03 PM

Why does Pufer kick so much ass?

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 05:27 PM

Genetics.

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 05:49 PM

He gets a group of 100 people together and has them come up with a post using their combined intellect.

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 12:00 AM

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I think that it's because I'm so damn lovable and cuddly. Posted Image

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 07:14 AM

I'm going to start a cult of Pufer.

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