Axes & Alleys Issue 18 Online
#27
Posted 27 May 2004 - 02:12 PM
Shout we shoot you first?
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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader." [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
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#28
Posted 27 May 2004 - 08:01 PM
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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Shout we shoot you first?
Shout we shoot you first?
Don't shout at people, it's not nice and it hurts feelings.
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Official-ish member of WORRPBOITAMPSH
Everyone should have a LOBF quote in their sigs.
-lotsofblackflags
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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#29
Posted 27 May 2004 - 09:37 PM
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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
I'm going to start a cult of Pufer.
I'm going to start a cult of Pufer.
In that case, the official Pufervian Cult startup pack includes all of the sacred blue satin robes, fuzzy hats, mass-marriage certificates, squid keychains, and copies of the Book of Pufer that you'll need to get started (12 of each item to begin with, each additional set is only $1,127.50!). As an added bonus, I'll also include a large, pre-paid mailing box in which you can send me all of your earthly possessions in return for a small locket of my long, flowing reddish-brown hair and a color picture of my left forearm. All this for the low, low price of only $3,600, cash, your first-born child, and a large Reuben sandwich from DeliMart on Coors Blvd. What a deal!
-Pufer
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“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.” -the Buddha
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
#30
Posted 28 May 2004 - 01:45 AM
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Originally posted by Pufer:
In that case, the official Pufervian Cult startup pack includes all of the sacred blue satin robes, fuzzy hats, mass-marriage certificates, squid keychains, and copies of the Book of Pufer that you'll need to get started (12 of each item to begin with, each additional set is only $1,127.50!). As an added bonus, I'll also include a large, pre-paid mailing box in which you can send me all of your earthly possessions in return for a small locket of my long, flowing reddish-brown hair and a color picture of my left forearm. All this for the low, low price of only $3,600, cash, your first-born child, and a large Reuben sandwich from DeliMart on Coors Blvd. What a deal!
-Pufer
In that case, the official Pufervian Cult startup pack includes all of the sacred blue satin robes, fuzzy hats, mass-marriage certificates, squid keychains, and copies of the Book of Pufer that you'll need to get started (12 of each item to begin with, each additional set is only $1,127.50!). As an added bonus, I'll also include a large, pre-paid mailing box in which you can send me all of your earthly possessions in return for a small locket of my long, flowing reddish-brown hair and a color picture of my left forearm. All this for the low, low price of only $3,600, cash, your first-born child, and a large Reuben sandwich from DeliMart on Coors Blvd. What a deal!
-Pufer
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“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.” -the Buddha
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Official Sidekick: lotsofblackflags
Me: "That's what I'm gonna name my kid. Gloreglabert Zhaschflatishey."
SA: "How about Eimlokkindisttopicnow?"
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
#31
Posted 28 May 2004 - 05:51 PM
PUFER CULT!
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They're only your friends because they want to **** you. ~Me
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They're only your friends because they want to **** you. ~Me
Whatever happens..happens.
#32
Posted 28 May 2004 - 08:35 PM
Sure, if people drink blood and worship Satan, a Pufer cult couldn't be much worse.
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"Its all fun and games until a rampaging robot destroys half of your city."
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"Its all fun and games until a rampaging robot destroys half of your city."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#33
Posted 28 May 2004 - 11:20 PM
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Originally posted by Avatara:
Sure, if people drink blood and worship Satan, a Pufer cult couldn't be much worse.
Sure, if people drink blood and worship Satan, a Pufer cult couldn't be much worse.
Yup, that's our slogan; We're better than the alternative!
-Pufer
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“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.” -The Buddha
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
#35
Posted 31 May 2004 - 12:32 AM
No...Russian Naziism.
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They're only your friends because they want to **** you. ~Me
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[url="http://"http://www.blunttruthgame.com/takesurvey.cfm?uid=2396501"]http://www.blunttrut...cfm?uid=2396501[/url]
They're only your friends because they want to **** you. ~Me
Whatever happens..happens.
#36
Posted 31 May 2004 - 10:53 AM
...is an invention of the twisted, dark, cavernous space you call your own head
The Russians lost 20 million men to the Nazis. I think that would keep them a healthy distance away from starting any kind of government in that form.
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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader." [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
The Russians lost 20 million men to the Nazis. I think that would keep them a healthy distance away from starting any kind of government in that form.
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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader." [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com
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#37
Posted 31 May 2004 - 12:30 PM
Out spot!
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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Secular Humanism?
Secular Humanism?
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