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#1 ShinobiGatakana

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 10:58 PM

At the near request of SA, I shall start this debate. Who in all of humanity has the most cojones? I think the best thing to do is just throw names out. No one from TT, just random people. I'll start: AHNOLD!

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 11:00 PM

Oh dear god...

I think I'm going to shoot myself...

Oh wait...I have a better idea...

<<shoots Shinobi>>

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 11:11 PM

Cojones, sounds like a pepper...

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 11:20 PM

This guy holds up a line of tanks with a bouquet of flowers. Takes some serious cajones in my book.

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 11:32 PM

What's a cojone? A co-worker named Jone? Posted Image

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 11:42 PM

This topic blows ass.

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#7 ShinobiGatakana

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 12:24 AM

Thanks Sarg for STAYING ON TOPIC. And one last thing before I go.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 12:48 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Sargatanus:
This guy holds up a line of tanks with a bouquet of flowers. Takes some serious cajones in my book.

Amen to that.

Quote

Originally posted by LifeKnight:
What's a cojone? A co-worker named Jone?

"Cajones" is a Mexican slang term for testicles (in case you're actually confused and not just giving ol' Shin-bone a hard time about his spelling of the term while speaking in english Posted Image

).

-Pufer

edit: remembered that it is "cajones" in New Mexican Mexicaneese and that using the "proper" pronunciation and spelling of it only applies here in NM while the actual Spanish term is OK everywhere else (it's like "torque" and "pavo" for what its worth). I apologise for forcing New Mexican speaking standards on a bunch of damn foreigners. Posted Image

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by ShinobiGatakana:

*Shoots Vec in the head 3 times with Barret Model 82A1*

Thank god. Its about time someone put me out of my misery.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 03:22 AM

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Thank god. Its about time someone put me out of my misery.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 06:18 AM

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Sarge and Pufer said:
Cajones

Okay. Now, we have a problem here. You are saying that this guy has some serious "Drawers" as in from a desk. What you want to say is "Cojones", which would be "nuts".

Just clearing that up for everyone. And Shinobi: dude3 posted the only relevant post.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 08:55 AM

Shinobi, your going to make us lose our valued topic/post ratio soon. Then we'll just be like a crappy version of the B&B. Right now we have something special, but by making all these topics you're taking it away from us!!!!

*sob*

I have the most cojones.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 12:41 PM

I've got 6 of 'em.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by ShinobiGatakana:
At the near request of SA, I shall start this debate. Who in all of humanity has the most cojones? I think the best thing to do is just throw names out. No one from TT, just random people. I'll start: AHNOLD!

edit:apperently I need a better selection capture picture thingy ma bob, and a life, two more for the list
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Posted 23 February 2004 - 08:42 PM

Wow. This has to be an all time low. Even for you.

I think squirrels have the most nuts.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 09:46 PM

And if anyone posts the squirrel picture(and yes you do know what I'm talking about), they will recive and untimely death, in about 1 sec - 200 years.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 10:28 PM

I'm torn between seeing where this topic goes and locking it when it gets utterly abysmal, and locking it now to prevent it from reaching that low.

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Posted 23 February 2004 - 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Okay. Now, we have a problem here. You are saying that this guy has some serious "Drawers" as in from a desk. What you want to say is "Cojones", which would be "nuts".

Like I say, New Mexico has its own little language. We eat "torque" for Thanksgiving, yes it is hard to eat the rather obscure idea of torque from a car, but we're under the impression that "torque" means "turkey" and nobody knows what the **** a "pavo" is. (phonetically then) "If you es mixing the Espanol y el Ingles in un se-tence, you use "Cajones" porque es-say way it goes here, eh. Hey, pasa the torque, man. C'mon Julio. Bah, bueno then, man." Of course if you're speaking entirely in spanish you do say cojones and kindly ask Julio to pass the pavo or you're going to stick it up his nose, and if you're speaking entirely in english, you say balls and probably wouldn't have someone named Julio eating Thanksgiving dinner with you anyway. Posted Image

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#19 moonunit4eva

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 12:38 AM

I'm putting my votes in for....

dude3
Shrout1
Pufer
Avatara
SA
TheJournalist of course
On a side note, if you lock this, I will take away my vote and be forced to tell the whole world that you are cojoneless.

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 10:34 AM

What about me?!? I have Cojones!!

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#21 Shrout1

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
What about me?!? I have Cojones!!

Oh, stop being silly.

Now go back to your corner.

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#22 LifeKnight

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 03:05 PM

I have 2, like everyone else. Posted Image

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#23 Shrout1

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
I have 2, like everyone else.

Actually, if we view this in an entirely different light, I have 5.

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#24 Avatara

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 05:52 PM

Your children don't count, Shrout.

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Posted 24 February 2004 - 07:20 PM

The next post will determine this topic's fate. Post wisely.

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