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#276 moonunit4eva

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Posted 18 January 2004 - 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Shrout1:
No comment.

I was actually wondering where she ran of to...

Maybe I scared her away (note, my return marks her exit).

You didn't scare me away! I just had computer problems. I have a loaner now, but..it's crappy, none of my files are on it. It doesn't even have a sound card. I want mine back.

Actually, anybody know of a good laptop? Cheap? Or, knowing you guys, could any of you build me one? And I'd pay you for it?

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Posted 19 January 2004 - 09:56 AM

A picture is worth a thousand words....

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Posted 19 January 2004 - 11:16 AM

Weak! Get one of those professional laptops. Powerbook > iBook.

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Posted 19 January 2004 - 01:47 PM

• 1.33GHz PowerPC G4
• 2GB DDR333 SDRAM - 2 SO-DIMMs
• 80GB Ultra ATA drive @ 5400rpm
• SuperDrive (DVD-R/CD-RW)
• AirPort Extreme Card
• Backlit Keyboard/Mac OS - U.S. English
• 17-inch TFT Display
• 23-inch external Cinema HD Display

Subtotal: [removed]

Now THAT is a good laptop.

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Posted 19 January 2004 - 09:38 PM

Yes, well, there may be a pricing issue.

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Posted 19 January 2004 - 10:02 PM

Hence, his removal of the subtotal.

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Posted 19 January 2004 - 10:22 PM

Well, the total would be in the 9000 range, by glancing at it.

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#283 ShinobiGatakana

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 06:36 PM

That computer is like sex in laptop computer form. There is nothing near it.

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by ShinobiGatakana:
That computer is like sex in laptop computer form. There is nothing near it.

I beg to differ.

EDIT: Oops, huge image - go [url="http://"http://a736.g.akamai.net/7/736/51/fc9c7a8e32bfbd/www.apple.com/powermac/gallery/images/powermacG5hero06232003.jpg"]here[/url].

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by ShinobiGatakana:
That computer is like sex...

Oh, yeah. Like you would know.

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 09:54 PM

Who are you to say that? You dont even know me. And what you do know of me you through Moonunit, which isn't a valid source of truthful information. I will have you know I do know what it is like. Well, I was drunk. I think thats what happend. Florida, where my alternate side comes to light.

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 10:35 PM

Yes, webboards are way cooler than telephones. Posted Image

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 11:00 PM

You know Shinobi, you don't have to justify your masculinity in terms of sexual prowess. We live in an enlightened age; it's OK for a guy to be a virgin.

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 11:06 PM

Thank you SA. Finally, a guy who thinks straight.

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Posted 28 January 2004 - 04:53 AM

I will be a virgin forever. I have some kind of wierd disease that automatically turns girls off. That, and I have the worst luck in the world.

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#291 ShinobiGatakana

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Posted 28 January 2004 - 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
I will be a virgin forever. I have some kind of wierd disease that automatically turns girls off. That, and I have the worst luck in the world.

That isn't really a disease. After a while they kinda get annoying. Like Vec. She doesn;t know when to shut up.

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Posted 28 January 2004 - 03:06 PM

She will have your testicles for that...

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Posted 28 January 2004 - 03:53 PM

My too-much-testosterone detector is going off...

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Posted 28 January 2004 - 09:52 PM

My wishes-he-had-more-testosterone detector is going off.

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Posted 28 January 2004 - 11:14 PM

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My wishes-he-had-more-testosterone detector is going off.

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#296 Azeroth

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Posted 29 January 2004 - 01:19 AM

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I will be a virgin forever. I have some kind of wierd disease that automatically turns girls off. That, and I have the worst luck in the world.

I think that disease is actually a sex related trait, which is much more likely to be passed on to males than to females. The trait, with the allelles A for attractive and a for the instant turn of syndrome, is carried on the X chromosome, making males much more likely receptors. Some females still manage to contract it though.
Here, have a look:

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This simple Punnett square shows that males have a high propensity to contract Instant Turn-Off disease. If you don't believe my findings, then you are wrong.

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#297 Zortrium

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Posted 29 January 2004 - 03:06 AM

Azzy, in order for me to experience physical pain from one of your pics, it has to have that horrid color swirling you're so good at.

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Posted 29 January 2004 - 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
The trait, with the allelles A for attractive and a for the instant turn of syndrome, is carried on the X chromosome, making males much more likely receptors.

<Einstein voice>

Yesss... Yesss...

Shrout1 = XA-Y

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(course somehow I'm still single...)

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Posted 29 January 2004 - 07:03 PM

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