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You know Draco Malfoy on HArry Potter? How it's all slicked back? It's like that, only not slicked back, and..it's long and shiny..
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:32 PM
Great. Now I'm a Harry Potter character.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:34 PM
Since dude3 let his hair grow out, he doesn't look like Harry anymore, so someone had to take over. My hair used to look like Hermione's, until I discovered Redken gel.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:44 PM
I don't belive in gel.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:46 PM
It smells so good.
My Bio teacher said something funny. He was passing out new passes. And we were debating what color they were....Peach or Salmon. and he goes, "I guess it depends on whether you like plants or animals!" HAHA....it was so great!
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
My Bio teacher said something funny. He was passing out new passes. And we were debating what color they were....Peach or Salmon. and he goes, "I guess it depends on whether you like plants or animals!" HAHA....it was so great!
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 14 November 2003 - 10:40 AM
You're right, that kind of humor is just sick and wrong. Its not even remotely amusing. 
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Posted 14 November 2003 - 02:52 PM
I don't get it.
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Posted 14 November 2003 - 06:03 PM
Hmm..I don't either..and it was my joke..or my bio teacher's anyway.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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Posted 14 November 2003 - 07:47 PM
And it appears what µ has been doing is hangin' out with abio teacher that it has warped here mind to post non - funny jokes. Or maybe she just wanted here post count to increase.
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Posted 14 November 2003 - 10:03 PM
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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:
Or maybe she just wanted her post count to increase.
Or maybe she just wanted her post count to increase.
How perceptive and insightful of you...
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 12:25 AM
So? How long is the hair, or haven't we been kept in suspence for long enough?
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 12:36 AM
Who's hair?
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 02:07 AM
µ, you should start shaving your head bald to avoid all of this confusion.
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 03:15 AM
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µ, you should start shaving your head bald to avoid all of this confusion.
µ, you should start shaving your head bald to avoid all of this confusion.
OMG!!! NOOOOO!!!! That would be horrible!!! µ's hair is so pretty! I'm jeolous of it! Don't be saying stuff like that.
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 01:20 PM
You could always glue her shaved hair to your head, then you could keep it.
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 05:02 PM
Or just drape µ's hair over your shoulder to keep it near you at all times. That way, you could pick it up and borrow it if she needed some hair real fast.
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 09:58 PM
That would prompt people to say "What are you doing?",i think
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Posted 16 November 2003 - 01:19 AM
Hmm...I thought it was funny..
OMG! NO! NOT MY HAIR! I love my hair..usually...I wish I was like cut and style barbie though. She's got it made. She can have her hair short when she wants, and long when she wants *I wish I wish I wish*
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
OMG! NO! NOT MY HAIR! I love my hair..usually...I wish I was like cut and style barbie though. She's got it made. She can have her hair short when she wants, and long when she wants *I wish I wish I wish*
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 16 November 2003 - 01:59 AM
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My hair rocks...but..that doesn't show it off very well.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
My hair rocks...but..that doesn't show it off very well.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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Posted 16 November 2003 - 02:12 AM
Mine's better.
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Posted 16 November 2003 - 04:38 PM
Hair, I think, is humankind's one universal interest with dead things. 
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Posted 16 November 2003 - 05:43 PM
Hoo boy....
µ....
:sigh:
I don't think that was necessary.
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Posted 16 November 2003 - 09:29 PM
Hmm...I always thought you were younger, smaller, and had black hair - for whatever reason.
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Posted 17 November 2003 - 12:29 AM
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I wish I was like cut and style barbie though. She's got it made. She can have her hair short when she wants, and long when she wants *I wish I wish I wish*
I wish I was like cut and style barbie though. She's got it made. She can have her hair short when she wants, and long when she wants *I wish I wish I wish*
And this, ladies and gentlemen, illustrates one of the last remaining feminist issues nicely.
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Posted 18 November 2003 - 09:01 AM
I think that demonstrates a few more issues than just femenist ones.
µ, are you really that desperate to be a 6'' plastic doll?
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