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Jambo's long anticipated return

#1 Jambo

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 06:25 PM

I know that my previous 105 posts were very treasured around here during my leave of absence. Your dispair for my disappearance can now go to rest for I am back to wreak havoc in this webboard for no apparent reason except for the fact that I, Jambo, once again have no life.

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 07:25 PM

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#3 Jambo

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 07:44 PM

Yes, at a few points we were in a topic together

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#4 moonunit4eva

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 07:58 PM

JAMBO!!!!!!!!!! I'VE MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!! I know someone else who's gonna be happy to see ya too! Posted Image

. You've never made havoc, just made fun of me, and because of that, I will kick you. By the way..is this where the ranch originated? WAIT A MINUTE...you should have a life! You're..umm...well....you know...the other person who's glad you're here???....You went and did something yesterday..a movie..with.. yeah. So dude...YOU HAVE A LIFE!!!!!

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#5 Azeroth

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 07:59 PM

Jambo is back! Where did you go?

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#6 Jambo

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 08:02 PM

I just felt like the topics were getting worse, and moonunit had gone, so i had no one to make fun of, so i just stopped coming. There was a really big lull in the actuall conversation when I left.

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#7 Azeroth

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Jambo:
I just felt like the topics were getting worse,

I hate to be the first to break it to you on your return, but that trend has kinda continued.

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#8 vecoriwen

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 08:44 PM

JAAAMMMMBOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! I was wondering when you'd come back! Posted Image

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#9 Sundered Angel

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 09:32 PM

Err...

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#10 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 09:35 PM

I'm lost, who are you. I'm the board neck to **** spammer.

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#11 ShinobiGatakana

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 09:40 PM

Who the hell is Jambo.....

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#12 Pufer

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Jambo:
I, Jambo, once again have no life.

It must be hard to post if you're dead. Posted Image

Welcome back, bud.

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#13 moonunit4eva

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 09:46 PM

Vec, he was before your time...that's ok though...I know you're excited....lol.

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#14 dude3

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 10:18 PM

*performs a striptease in celebration*

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#15 Azeroth

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by ShinobiGatakana:
Who the hell is Jambo.....

He was before your time, laddie.

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#16 moonunit4eva

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by dude3:
*performs a striptease in celebration*

Oh god. *hides*

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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross

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#17 Jambo

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by dude3:
*performs a striptease in celebration*

*puts a $20 in Dude3's G-string*

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#18 moonunit4eva

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 10:54 PM

*thinks* hmm..I guess I'll give a five.

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He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross

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#19 Jambo

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 11:11 PM

$5 wont get you any post-dance pleasure though.

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#20 moonunit4eva

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 11:20 PM

Well, I don't think anyone could. I wasn't asking for pleasure. If I wanted that, I think the going rate is....25..something like that...

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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross

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#21 The Journalist

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Posted 24 November 2003 - 11:51 PM

Hello. Welcome to Trash Talk.

Wait. You've been here before.

Hmm. This could get interesting.

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#22 moonunit4eva

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:02 AM

Is the dance over yet?

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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross

Whatever happens..happens.

#23 Avatara

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Well, I don't think anyone could. I wasn't asking for pleasure. If I wanted that, I think the going rate is....25..something like that...

So, its disgusting, yet you're paying him cash to striptease for you? That seems kind of counterproductive, but perhaps your subconscious mind is hinting at wanting...something... Posted Image

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#24 Avatara

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Err...

You know, one-word posts really don't reflect a lot of thought or effort and they don't contribute much to the conversation. Please refrain from them in the future, and try to be a productive member of society. If you don't, your next warning will be either in the form of a karmaslap or engraved in a brick thrown through the window.

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#25 Avatara

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by vecoriwen:
JAAAMMMMBOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! I was wondering when you'd come back!

You know, I don't think Jambo is going to be giving post-dance entertainment either, so you can tone down some of that excitement.

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