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Jambo's long anticipated return

#26 dude3

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by Avatara:
You know, I don't think Jambo is going to be giving post-dance entertainment either, so you can tone down some of that excitement.

Not for her...

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#27 moonunit4eva

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:16 AM

Oh, I'm guessing..if anyone...it'd be her.

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#28 vecoriwen

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by dude3:
*performs a striptease in celebration*

HEY!!! Those are my moves!!! ::Steals Jambos $20 and runs into the night::

::runs back::

:: Dances for Jambo::

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[This message has been edited by vecoriwen (edited 11-25-2003).]

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#29 moonunit4eva

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:52 AM

ances for him huh? *raises eyebrow*

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#30 Jambo

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 01:05 AM

*slips 50 cent piece in G-string*

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#31 vecoriwen

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 01:10 AM

Aw, 50 cent piece? You can do better than that...

:: Dances some more::

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[This message has been edited by vecoriwen (edited 11-25-2003).]

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#32 Jambo

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 01:31 AM

*slips a lincoln into her G-string*

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I've got people to do and places to see... or something like that.

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#33 vecoriwen

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 01:37 AM

Now thats what I'm talking about!!

::Keeps dancing::

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#34 Zortrium

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:27 AM

*slips a stick of dynamite in g-string*

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#35 vecoriwen

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:39 AM

:: Stops dancing::

::Throws dynamite at Zorty::

::runs to find Jambo::

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#36 Zortrium

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:41 AM

*steals money out of g-string*

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#37 vecoriwen

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:44 AM

Too late, I'm already with with Jambo...and i took the g-string with me...if you know what I mean Posted Image

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#38 Zortrium

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:50 AM

I take pictures and threaten to sell them.

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#39 vecoriwen

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:51 AM

You're perverted. Need I say more?

:: dances...::

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#40 Zortrium

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:56 AM

Takes more pictures. Sells the first batch.

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#41 vecoriwen

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 02:58 AM

Who's going to buy that???

**coughchildporncough**

I'll have you arrested

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#42 Zortrium

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 03:00 AM

Good point. Let's have an auction. Lets go with a starting bid of $25.

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#43 Avatara

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 06:46 PM

Ooh! Cool, these are some nice...hey! Wait a minute, who's the monkey? And why is there a decomposing bearded old guy in that girl's G-string?

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#44 glahti

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 08:27 PM

Congratulations everyone! We have hit a new low...

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 08:56 PM

I don't recall issuing a license for underage stripping.

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