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#1 User is offline   Admiral Dennis 

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Posted 25 October 2003 - 10:41 PM

[url="http://"http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/10/23/offbeat.boys.viagra.prank.reut/"]CNN[/url]

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LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Six British schoolboys were rushed to the hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said Thursday.

Paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank, a spokesperson for Forest School in Winnersh, in southern England, said.

The local education authority said they think the student took the pills from home and brought them to the all-boys school where he shared them with five friends.

The school has a no drugs policy and the students likely will face punishment, especially the student who brought the pills into school, the education authority said.

The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.

The effects of Viagra are typically felt for up to 4 hours, according to viagra.com.


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Posted 25 October 2003 - 11:18 PM

Viagra certainly isn't an illicit drug by any means, as such this is a rather stiff punishment for such an offence.

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Posted 25 October 2003 - 11:28 PM

Ha ha ha. You so funny, Pufer Posted Image

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 02:29 PM

note to self...

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 02:35 PM

*dude3 puts on his crappy joke armor*

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 04:08 PM

I don't think the boy who did this should be punished, but he definately needs to have a long, hard think about what he did.

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 04:16 PM

I feel sorry for the poor boy's father.

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 04:17 PM

Let's count how many suggestive jokes we can make from this...

Current count: two.

I feel bad for those boys.

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 10:06 PM

I'm sure it got a rise out of the other students.

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 10:47 PM

That probably wouldn't have been so bad of a dare if it wasn't an all boys school. That just makes it seem worse for them.

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 10:58 PM

I cna't think of anything suggestive. Blast.

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Posted 26 October 2003 - 11:16 PM

What about "squirt?"

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Posted 27 October 2003 - 03:25 AM

I think they got off light. They should have a much harder punishment

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Posted 27 October 2003 - 11:53 PM

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What about "squirt?"



In...relation to what?

I'm just not too good at this type of thing.

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Posted 27 October 2003 - 11:54 PM

Ewwww...just..ewww.

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Posted 28 October 2003 - 08:35 AM

I thought of one for "squirt", but its pretty obscene and not appropraite for the webboards.

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Posted 01 November 2003 - 05:36 AM

It's all up to you.

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Posted 01 November 2003 - 05:08 PM

LoL

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Posted 01 November 2003 - 11:44 PM

All I can think of is...Joe. ;-)

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Posted 02 November 2003 - 12:20 AM

What? I'm assuming its on topic, so were you present while he discovered the effects of Viagra or something?

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Posted 02 November 2003 - 12:36 AM

Something along those lines.

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Posted 02 November 2003 - 06:38 PM

Who's joe?

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Posted 02 November 2003 - 07:49 PM

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Posted 02 November 2003 - 07:59 PM

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All I can think of is...Joe. ;-)



LoL!!!!! No comment...lmao...

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Posted 02 November 2003 - 10:37 PM

He's a jackass. Who...*cough* "jacks off" a little too much.

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