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Whoa, something I didn't need to know but now know anyways.
My Story, just so you can feel my pain:
One day I was coming back from the river trip, and there was this guide named mary who could chuck a 180 pound person out of a boat, but thats not related, and there was this guy who made the most godawul farts. Damnit why didn't the pic work. I'm off to fix that.
About that Viagra:
Sounds like something that one of µ's friends would do, I mean being associated with her and all.
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What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:36 PM
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:46 PM
I cna't follow that at all.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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"That's a good quote"-anonymous
"This has got to be my stupidest signature ever"- Me.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:50 PM
It is my rant, my story and my correction all in one post. Made by LogySense.
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:55 PM
It was awful. and I had never met him before then.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:57 PM
Your influence sadly works very fast.
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 11:50 PM
I'm still waiting for it to kick in...
Oh...
Wait...
Nevermind...
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Oh...
Wait...
Nevermind...
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- Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!
- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??
Can you imagine if I was deranged?
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 12:10 AM
I'd just like to go on record as saying that those are, quite possibly, the worst two stories I've ever read in my life. I now feel like stepping in front of a train just to stop them from seeping into my subconcious.
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If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 12:22 AM
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Originally posted by Pufer:
I'd just like to go on record as saying that those are, quite possibly, the worst two stories I've ever read in my life. I now feel like stepping in front of a train just to stop them from seeping into my subconcious.
-Pufer
I'd just like to go on record as saying that those are, quite possibly, the worst two stories I've ever read in my life. I now feel like stepping in front of a train just to stop them from seeping into my subconcious.
-Pufer
LOL!!!!!! I agree...those were horrible...
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 12:30 AM
That was the funniest thing...then on the way home, the pass was closed, so it snowed, duh, and we had to use the bathroom, so we went in the snow, and used funnels and made shapes.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 08:07 PM
Make that three horrible stories.
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 09:14 PM
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That was the funniest thing...then on the way home, the pass was closed, so it snowed, duh, and we had to use the bathroom, so we went in the snow, and used funnels and made shapes.
That was the funniest thing...then on the way home, the pass was closed, so it snowed, duh, and we had to use the bathroom, so we went in the snow, and used funnels and made shapes.
WHOA!!!! TOO MUCH!!!
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 09:21 PM
I'm gonna kill myself now.
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 09:53 PM
It was awesome. We were trying to see what it'd be like to be a guy. But, we didn't like it.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 10:01 PM
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I don't have an attitude problem, people have a problem with my attitude.
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I don't have an attitude problem, people have a problem with my attitude.
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 10:03 PM
Like the eye of Sauron?
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 11:52 PM
No, like the eyes of a sane creature that's horrified by your pathetic insanity. Sauron's eye was all-seeing in a way, it wouldn't be shocked after the event.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 12:16 AM
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:: Pulls sword out of laundry detergent ::
:: Pulls sword out of laundry detergent ::
I think a ban on anyone but me doin laundry detergent references is in order.
Edit:lacked verbs
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[This message has been edited by The Journalist (edited 11-13-2003).]
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 12:27 AM
Then I propose anyone making useless posts besides me is banned.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 12:41 AM
Is that one of your noises?
My point was, neither of those are going to happen.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
My point was, neither of those are going to happen.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
