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Okay, an upcoming sig of mine(not necessarily the next one) will be a random conglomerate of quotes. Everything posted in this topic is an entry. Fire away, and credit where you got it from, or yourself if it's original.
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Entropy: It's the Law.
Mark your calendars- September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 06:30 PM
"Where have all our lesbians gone?"
-Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. [url="http://"http://www.odessafilmworks.com/jcvh"]www.odessafilmworks.com/jcvh[/url] [url="http://"http://www.pongthrob.com/audio/traillge.mov"]http://www.pongthrob...io/traillge.mov[/url]
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
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Thats the fourth time today I've had to electronically throw up.
-Me
-Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. [url="http://"http://www.odessafilmworks.com/jcvh"]www.odessafilmworks.com/jcvh[/url] [url="http://"http://www.pongthrob.com/audio/traillge.mov"]http://www.pongthrob...io/traillge.mov[/url]
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
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Thats the fourth time today I've had to electronically throw up.
-Me
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 06:57 PM
"Life is in death, as death is in life. Without balance between these two forces, the world will cease to exist." ~ Me
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 07:11 PM
Is God THAT insecure that he makes the people of Earth worship him?
I think, therefore iMac
Many good quotes on these bumper stickers: [url="http://"http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/stickers.html"]http://www.evolvefis...h/stickers.html[/url]
most of them are anti-republican and anti-religion. That is the kind of mood I'm in after hearing Bush ask for God to continute to bless America last night.
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I think, therefore iMac
Many good quotes on these bumper stickers: [url="http://"http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/stickers.html"]http://www.evolvefis...h/stickers.html[/url]
most of them are anti-republican and anti-religion. That is the kind of mood I'm in after hearing Bush ask for God to continute to bless America last night.
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"u all ph33r me i am teh tError MAnuel."
-Terror Manuel
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 08:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Trah:
I think, therefore iMac
I think, therefore iMac
I have a t-shirt that says that....it's too big....I ordered it off ebay and they sent the wrong size....
Update: Replacing "Entropy:It's the Law" will be "Eschew Obfuscation."
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Entropy: It's the Law.
Mark your calendars- September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 09:41 PM
"Keep Honking, Im reloading" ~ Bumper Sticker
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 10:04 PM
"Be like the guinea pig and burrow into a medium-security prison for women." -Me just a few miniutes ago on Just Chat, I think that it is relatively droll out of context.
-Pufer
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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them" -Issac Asimov
-Pufer
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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them" -Issac Asimov
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 10:04 PM
Violent insanity is far less trouble than diabolical brilliance
Just because you grow old doesn't mean you have to grow up.
Where's the hole?
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Violent insanity is far less trouble than diabolic brilliance.
Just because you grow old doesn't mean you have to grow up.
Where's the hole?
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Violent insanity is far less trouble than diabolic brilliance.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 10:08 PM
That last one sounds dirty.
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
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Thats the fourth time today I've had to electronically throw up.
-Me
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
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Thats the fourth time today I've had to electronically throw up.
-Me
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 11:32 PM
Back Azzy!
Pufer: WHAT>?????
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Entropy: It's the Law.
Mark your calendars- September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Pufer: WHAT>?????
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Entropy: It's the Law.
Mark your calendars- September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 11:41 PM
Eh?
Huh?
What?
:wanders off and eats laundry detergent:
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Entropy: It's the Law.
Mark your calendars- September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Huh?
What?
:wanders off and eats laundry detergent:
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Entropy: It's the Law.
Mark your calendars- September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 11:50 PM
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west.
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"Charming, your sister sounds like quite the catch!" ~Mek-Nificent7
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"Charming, your sister sounds like quite the catch!" ~Mek-Nificent7
"Invincibility means jack when you have one to many "good" ideas which involve either grenades or cliffs." -Eji1700
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 01:11 AM
That's a good one!
Stacey's mom has got it goin' on.
Stacey can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom.
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Violent insanity is far less trouble than diabolic brilliance.
Stacey's mom has got it goin' on.
Stacey can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacey's mom.
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Violent insanity is far less trouble than diabolic brilliance.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 07:50 AM
And who exactly was it that said this?
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
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Thats the fourth time today I've had to electronically throw up.
-Me
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The first and most proud official poorly dressed prison boy sidekick of Zortrium. Hail fearless leader.
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Thats the fourth time today I've had to electronically throw up.
-Me
Tempting a sleeping giant with a pin isn't the same as hurling a whale at an irritated giant. -Avatara
"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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"Hey, I'm not the one who wanted Gay Sex to become a moderator." -Avatara
"I find that unaccountably disturbing."-Sundered Angel
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 04:59 PM
Its a song, "Stacy's Mom Had Got It Goin On"
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
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- And another one bites the dust. Another one down...
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 08:24 PM
I'm confused, I hate missing things.
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Ah look I updated my signature!
I dare you to come to the weboard of [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=2&LastLogin="]Trash Talk[/url]
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Ah look I updated my signature!
I dare you to come to the weboard of [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Ares+Trash+Talk&number=12&DaysPrune=2&LastLogin="]Trash Talk[/url]
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 08:45 PM
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Originally posted by The Journalist:
Back Azzy!
Pufer: WHAT>?????
Back Azzy!
Pufer: WHAT>?????
For the context check [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum23/HTML/007244.html#"]this[/url] topic.
-Pufer
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 10:24 PM
Stacey's mom HAS got it goin' on. Sheesh! That's a cool word! SHEESH! ! SHEESH! SHEESH! SHEESH! SHEESH! SHEESH! SHEESH! SHEESH! ok, sorry. sheesh..woops!
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Violent insanity is far less trouble than diabolic brilliance.
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Violent insanity is far less trouble than diabolic brilliance.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 10:56 PM
Kee baatu baatu.
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
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Nin is the power from within, to conquer any obstacle, large or small.
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong
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Posted 10 September 2003 - 12:19 AM
dude3 = Quotemaster General
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"For a writing to be a writing it must continue to 'act' and to be readable even when what is called the author of the writing no longer answers for what he has written..."
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
Jacques Derrida, "Signature Event Context"
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Posted 10 September 2003 - 02:42 PM
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
-Kosh, Babylon 5
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"u all ph33r me i am teh tError MAnuel."
-Terror Manuel
-Kosh, Babylon 5
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My [url="http://"http://home.ptd.net/~hart1"]Home Page.[/url] Now with a link farm, picture gallery, Australia section, golf log, and IRC tutorial.
"u all ph33r me i am teh tError MAnuel."
-Terror Manuel
