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#26 User is offline   -esw-dragoon_77 

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Posted 10 September 2003 - 07:52 PM

Yo tengo un gato en mis pantelones.

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Posted 10 September 2003 - 09:56 PM

Ay Ay AY! Teine la tormente en la cabeza de la guitarra o Azeroth. La Tormente como la gato ey dragoon.

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Posted 10 September 2003 - 10:39 PM

Quote

Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
Yo tengo un gato en mís pantelones.



You don't need the accent mark.

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Posted 10 September 2003 - 10:44 PM

Ha..I sometimes forget the accent on tu. But, I do do better than Jambo on occasion. Not often, but...a veces! ooh what now!

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Posted 10 September 2003 - 11:54 PM

Quote

Originally posted by dude3:
You don't need the accent mark.



What accent mark? Posted Image

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Posted 11 September 2003 - 12:27 AM

My dog likes my leg.

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Posted 11 September 2003 - 06:34 PM

D'Argo: "I know my ship. That blast must have been the girls."
John: "Your ship needs your DNA to run. How on earth did the girls manage to get ahold of your bodily fluids?"
D'Argo: "Don't go there."

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Posted 11 September 2003 - 06:40 PM

Oooh...I like that one!

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Posted 11 September 2003 - 07:16 PM

Heh heh.

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Posted 11 September 2003 - 10:54 PM

Sac le bleur!! Tu predu une gomme!

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Posted 11 September 2003 - 10:59 PM

Quote

Originally posted by ShinobiGatakana:
Sac le bleur!! Tu predu une gomme!



Translation....

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 12:30 AM

Oh my God. Who cares?

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 03:15 PM

[context: Kosh has been killed, but has injected part of his consciousness into Sheridan]
Sheridan: Why are you here?
Kosh: We were never away. For the first time your mind is quiet enough to hear me.
Sheridan: Why am I here?
Kosh: You have always been here. All Alone in the Night
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Sheridan: Ambassador, I've been looking for you. Um, last week, after you saved my life, I didn't really get a chance to thank you properly. I've tried to reach you since then, but you haven't answered my calls. Is everything all right?
Kosh: Being seen by so many at once was a great strain. I returned to my ship to rest. You have a question?
Sheridan: Nobody knows it was you. Everyone saw something different, something from the -- the legends of their own world. But it was still a terrible risk. After taking such care to hide what you really are, why take that chance?
Kosh: It was necessary.
Sheridan: [sighs] Well, as answers go, short, to the point, utterly useless, and totally consistent with what I've come to expect from a Vorlon.
Kosh: Good.
Sheridan: You know, I just had a thought. You've been back and forth to your homeworld so many times since you got here -- how do I know you're the same Vorlon? Inside that encounter suit, you could be anyone.
Kosh: I have always been here.
Sheridan: Oh yeah? You said that about me, too.
Kosh: Yes.
Sheridan: I really hate it when you do that.
Kosh: Good.

Talia: Ambassador Kosh, all of the clearances seem to be in order
and the pay is very generous, however there is something I
still don't understand.
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Posted 12 September 2003 - 05:17 PM

What was that?

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 05:52 PM

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You kinda had to be there, but it was FUNNY AS POO!! Posted Image Posted Image

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 06:56 PM

As poo eh? Like..Winnie the Pooh?

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Posted 13 September 2003 - 05:33 PM

Nether of those things are funny.

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Posted 13 September 2003 - 07:20 PM

...Be nice...

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Posted 13 September 2003 - 11:34 PM

Actually, it seems kinda funny even though I wasnt anywhere near.

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Posted 14 September 2003 - 11:43 PM

Thank you!

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Posted 15 September 2003 - 11:33 PM

"I want to throw jello at politicians! Bwahahaha!"-Dogbert
"But how do I know I can trust you?"-Someone from Dilbery
"Sir! I am insulted by your question!"-Dogbert


Um...

"So I can shave my ducks?"-Elbonia.

Meh. This is my interim sig while we wait for more good quotes.

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Posted 16 September 2003 - 05:54 PM

Je n'aime pas toi.

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Posted 16 September 2003 - 09:11 PM

"You have no chance to survive make your time."

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Posted 16 September 2003 - 09:56 PM

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Je n'aime pas toi.



I can speak French, you know...Don't think I don't kow what you're saying.

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Posted 30 September 2003 - 10:12 PM

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!

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