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Vanilla Coke is made of pandas!

#1 The Journalist

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Posted 26 October 2002 - 02:31 PM

Recent evidence shows that the Coca-cola company's new beverage, Vanilla Coke, is made of pandas. A source that wishes to haves its name witheld revealed to TJON Thursday that they had seen pandas being put into the Vanilla Coke line. But Coca-Cola isn't alone. Pepsi has its own sinister secrets. Pepsi Blue is bat snot. Those of you who think that bats don't have boogers, please tranquilize a bat and look up its nose.

So, what should we do? Get me a rhino costume. Quickly

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#2 dude3

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Posted 26 October 2002 - 02:56 PM

I hear Soylent Green is made of people.

Greeny-Blue™, on the other hand, is made of only the choicest ingredients.

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#3 The Journalist

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Posted 26 October 2002 - 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by dude3:
I hear Soylent Green is made of people.

That's only rumor....

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#4 dude3

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Posted 26 October 2002 - 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by The Journalist:
That's only rumor....

It's made of PEOPLE! Tell them! Tell them any way you can!

::dude3 is carried off by a government hit squad::

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Posted 26 October 2002 - 03:58 PM

I used to like Vanilla coke....

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#6 Avatara

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Posted 26 October 2002 - 04:07 PM

Um...what?

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Posted 26 October 2002 - 04:08 PM

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Um...what?

Are you saying what to me? Or someone else?

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#8 Avatara

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Posted 26 October 2002 - 04:17 PM

I'm saying "what" to the first post. How is vanilla coke being made out of pandas?

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Posted 27 October 2002 - 06:52 PM

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I'm saying "what" to the first post. How is vanilla coke being made out of pandas?

I didn't receive details

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Posted 27 October 2002 - 09:00 PM

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I didn't receive details

Who does?

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 12:22 AM

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Who does?

I'm pretty sure I recieved a detail about something at some time.

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 05:41 AM

Meh. What profit-seeking multinational corporation would put Pandas in their drinks? Esters are so much cheaper. And chemical, too.

Trust in chemicals!

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 07:10 AM

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Trust in chemicals!

Bull. Trust in endangered mammals!

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 05:03 PM

Maybe we should trust in God.

'In God we trust.'

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 06:08 PM

You can't easily put gods into soft drinks.

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 09:55 PM

Besides, thanks to separation of church and state, you only think that's what's written on the dollar bill. It's really something quite different.

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 05:15 AM

"Trust in Judeo-Christian prejudices being maintained by the government"?

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 06:54 AM

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You can't easily put gods into soft drinks.

if you have a net you can

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 08:54 AM

And an imagination!

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 03:52 PM

According to some occultists all you would have to do is put the appropriate mandala on you can as a logo.

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 06:31 PM

It is technically possible for God to appear in our soft drinks the moment we inhale, that sweet sweet smell and watery substance... MMMMm.........

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 08:12 PM

Or, according to kami, animism, or 19th century trancendentalism, God is already in your soft drink, without even having to put it in.

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 08:33 PM

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You can't easily put gods into soft drinks.

That's SOOO going in my sig!!

Hmm, pandas in soft drinks, I wonder why? Does that give it some special flavor benefits?

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 11:57 PM

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[BHmm, pandas in soft drinks, I wonder why? Does that give it some special flavor benefits?

[/B]

Pure malice. But the fine folks at Greeny-Blue® would never do such a thing.

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