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Vanilla Coke is made of pandas!

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Posted 30 October 2002 - 03:46 AM

That's because people are angry at Coke. They used to put cocain in it, then they pull it out leaving a country full of consumers without their proper fix; that's almost 90 years without that classic Coca-Cola buzz. Pepsi is just a cola that started as a rip-off of "sober coke". Nothing to piss people off about.

[Note: Shortly after the removal of Coke's 'secret ingrediant' cigarettes became extremely popular. Coincidence?]

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Posted 30 October 2002 - 03:38 PM

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I notice nobody has commented on Pepsi, only Coke. Hm.


Bat snot is neither endangered, nor cute.

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Posted 30 October 2002 - 06:06 PM

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Note: Shortly after the removal of Coke's 'secret ingrediant' cigarettes became extremely popular. Coincidence?



Maybe. Who knows?

Athene: Some bats are endangered, so are you just picking on them for being not cute?

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Posted 30 October 2002 - 06:52 PM

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Athene: Some bats are endangered, so are you just picking on them for being not cute?



Snot from any creature is not cute.

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Posted 30 October 2002 - 09:35 PM

On a slightly different note, I've never had vanilla coke.

Also I have to say that *everyone* I've met hates energy drinks (like red bull) but I love them... odd.

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Posted 30 October 2002 - 11:38 PM

I love Red Bull. 1 can of Red Bull + 2 shots of vodka = ultimate party drink. Gives a rare "awake" drunkeness.

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Posted 31 October 2002 - 05:48 AM

"Awake" drunkness, you say? Is this the kind that- as you strip out of your shirt, whirl it round your head and throw it to the nearest girl- reminds you of exactly what you're doing, that you're drunk, and that you're going to keep on doing it even though you realise this?

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Posted 31 October 2002 - 10:08 PM

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"Awake" drunkness, you say? Is this the kind that- as you strip out of your shirt, whirl it round your head and throw it to the nearest girl- reminds you of exactly what you're doing, that you're drunk, and that you're going to keep on doing it even though you realise this?


No. Jeebus, who does that when they are drunk anyways. Most people just vomit.

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Posted 01 November 2002 - 12:40 AM

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"Awake" drunkness, you say? Is this the kind that- as you strip out of your shirt, whirl it round your head and throw it to the nearest girl- reminds you of exactly what you're doing, that you're drunk, and that you're going to keep on doing it even though you realise this?



you hit the nail on the head
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Posted 01 November 2002 - 06:48 PM

Red Bull is made of moose rectum. Vodka is made of potatoes.

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 03:18 PM

Vanilla Coke is made of lint.

Speaking of lint... This topic is starting to grow on me.

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 03:50 PM

Kind of like dust bunnies.

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 04:47 PM

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I didn't receive details


Some journalist you are. Posted Image

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Bat snot is neither endangered, nor cute.


Indeed, it isn't even alive, either.

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Posted 03 November 2002 - 05:40 PM

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Indeed, it isn't even alive, either.



And thus not at risk for dying!

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 06:34 AM

That's me actually Pyro, after chasing down four Jim Beam & Colas with half a bottle of vodka. It was caught on film, actually, and I'd show it, but I don't think that would give quite the right image for a "respectable moderator role model".

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 01:15 PM

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"respectable moderator role model".


You rang?

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 04:00 PM

Sorry, wrong number

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Posted 05 November 2002 - 06:25 AM

Misdialling the Santa line and getting the "Hot n' Heavy" Adult line kind of wrong number, yes.

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Posted 05 November 2002 - 01:36 PM

Just poking in my head to say hi... I guess this is mostly spam board?

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Posted 06 November 2002 - 04:02 AM

Good assumption. Useless topics, "in" jokes, and a whole lot of stuff a Banter & Brawl mod wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. That's Trash Talk.

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Posted 06 November 2002 - 03:46 PM

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Good assumption. Useless topics, "in" jokes, and a whole lot of stuff a Banter & Brawl mod wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. That's Trash Talk.


Probably because if somebody tried that here it'd be blown over in a few minutes. I'd say the pace of this forum allows for what you mentioned.

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Posted 07 November 2002 - 07:37 PM

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That's the most intelligent thing anybody has said here.

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Posted 08 November 2002 - 01:44 AM

Carry on...

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Posted 10 November 2002 - 10:58 PM

I'd rather not.

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Posted 11 November 2002 - 12:10 AM

Well said.

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