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#751 Guest_PsychoMantis69_*

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by sMoKeY==J:
"You know, I think you people are f*cked up & you should start growing up, I mean look at the sh*t
your typing, you people should get out more."

"Am more normal than you people"

"He's a good guy once you get to know him, but I do think that you should behave better, after all these
people are not like us."

#752 El Spamo

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 09:02 PM

The road is disliking of the increased traffic on it as a result of the new holidays.
In reaction, it devours several minivans full of partygoers as the lizard watches on a nearby rock. The minivans disappear beneath the road, and it returns to its silent contemplation of the universe.

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Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito

#753 Guest_Skippy_*

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 09:05 PM

Smokey, I think that you should quit with you're spammy posts. If you're planning to stay on these boards for awhile, I suggest that you stop making a jerk of yourself and perhaps contribute to the story. Posted Image

I'm not trying to slam you or anything, I'm just giving you advice that shall serve you well if you listen to it.
Plus the moderators can chase you around for a loooong time. They rarely get tired, and if they do, well, that's when big brother andrew gets involved. [evil grin]

Anyway, ON WITH THE STORY!

…the world throws a massive festival in accordance with the new holiday, and proceeds to capture the rabid chipmunks for later observation and testing.

…the road, being angered by all the chipmunk-catching around, proceeds to create a plasma-radiation fusion column, which explodes and causes all the people to get an epidemic of brain-freezes.

#754 Guest_justSmOke_*

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Posted 22 February 2001 - 09:46 PM

Am sorry for you skippi for feeling that am jerk but why dont you just ignore me then
I will slowly figure out that I am jerk to you people then after that

My remains of chipmunks ripping me appart gets examined by jerkologists
and find a cure for brain freezes, "hooray we are saved, i guess that jerk
was'nt so bad after all" said the people of the world, and then they built
statue of that jerk, and forgot the hero's name.

#755 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by Skippy<k>:
Smokey, I think that you should quit with you're spammy posts. If you're planning to stay on these boards for awhile, I suggest that you stop making a jerk of yourself and perhaps contribute to the story. I'm not trying to slam you or anything, I'm just giving you advice that shall serve you well if you listen to it.
Plus the moderators can chase you around for a loooong time. They rarely get tired, and if they do, well, that's when big brother andrew gets involved. [evil grin]

If you want an 'Evil Grin', you can use this smilie that I made: Posted Image

And Smokey, what I am posting here is just being silly. Usually I would never act like this.

But anyway...

Then the road is blasted away by the Carnotaur and his massive hoard of 1,000 Komodo Dragons with their massive laser ion blasters fitted to their arms!

Then the Carnotaur and his Komodo Dragons break into the Skippy Secret Testing facility, and rescue the Rabid Chipmunks. After this, the Rabid Chipmunks ally with the Carnotaur and his Komodo Dragons because Carnotaur freed them.

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#756 Asc

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 12:22 PM

*After a while, the road reassembles itself through the use of various wreckage in the area*

Yes, I know it's spam. Ssh. I'm probably sleep deprived.

#757 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 06:00 PM

The chipmunks, however, had been brainwashed at the testing facility, and backstab the Carnoutar's army of komodo dragons. After a long, tedious battle, the Carnotaur's army is gone, and a single chipmunk attacks him. A long, tedious fight ensues, and the chipmunk wins. The chipmunk joins forces with the lizard, and together they hunt down the lizard's evil twin.

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#758 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 06:25 PM

But then Carnotaur is ressurected! And then he comes back with another even larger army of 5,000 Anacondas and 5,000 Komodo Dragons!

Then, Carnotaur intercepts the chipmunks and the lizard. A long fight ensues, but then Carnotaur makes peace once again.

Then, Carnotaur goes off in search of the Evil Lizard Twin along with his Lizard and Chipmunk allies.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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#759 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 06:30 PM

During the search for the Evil Lizard Twin, Carnotaur works on developing a new type of glob that will enhance the powers of the "Hehe" Glob. While working, Carnotaur suddenly synthesizes a new type of soap!

Carnotaur gives this to the lead Chipmunk. But the soap has a nasty affect on this particular Chipmunk, and he clones himself. The Evil Clone Twin Chipmunk then runs away to join the Evil Lizard Twin.

Then Carnotaur finally developes the glob, which he then uses to enhance the powers of the "Hehe" Glob, which begins to grow at a lightning pace.

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#760 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 07:12 PM

Og flies in with an F-18 and completely nukes the Carnotaur and his entire army. The Carnoutar and his army are no more. Then Og flies away to bomb the white house.

The lizard, the evil lizard, the chipmunk, and the evil chipmunk all get in tanks, and prepare to do battle...

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#761 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 07:32 PM

Why must I always fight you Mag Steelglass? I'm trying to be friendly!

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But the nukes only mutated Carnotaur and his army, making them ten times as strong, invincible to nukes, and quite angry at the Chipmunks. The nukes also mutated Carnotaur's globs, which were also much better and stronger.

But then, the Evil Chipmunk turns on the Chipmunks, Evil Lizard, and Lizard! He quickly decimates the Chipmunk, Evil Lizard, and Lizard tanks, then prepares to destroy them entirely!

But Carnotaur sees what he is doing, and sends a glob after him. The glob eats the tank, and the Evil Clone Twin Chipmunk along with it.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].

#762 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 07:36 PM

Then the lead Carnotaur Radioactive Glob roars with evil laughter! Posted Image

"Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!! The "Hehe" Artificial Intellegence Glob has reached Stage 20! It is now unstopable! Bwa ha ha ha!"

Then the lead Carnotaur glob goes off and eats Moscow and Cairo, then spits nuclear waste all over Rome in its evil rampage.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].

[This message has been edited by Captain Carnotaur (edited 02-23-2001).]

#763 Asc

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Posted 23 February 2001 - 11:31 PM

page 20!

I wonder if this is a world record.....

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Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

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Yes, I know it's spam. Ssh. I'm probably sleep deprived.

#764 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 24 February 2001 - 07:05 AM

I think the Ares Officers Club Bar got to page 23 or higher.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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#765 Asc

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Posted 24 February 2001 - 08:09 PM

[comment]24, at the moment. We'll beat them, though Posted Image

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The Lizard snipes the Lead Carnotaur glob, which dosen't notice.

The Lizard, slightly miffed, goes on a Quest For More Caliber *evil grin*

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...File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Yes, I know it's spam. Ssh. I'm probably sleep deprived.

#766 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 24 February 2001 - 08:34 PM

A helpful mad scientist loans the lizard a phased-slug cannon, powerful enough to destroy Carnotaur's glob, and the vile monster himself.
The lizard snipes down Carnotaur's glob, Carnotaur, and his entire army.

The supernatural kid steals Carnotaur's essense, preventing him from respawning. FOREVER. The kid also threatens to respawn TES in Carnotaur's locality if he does respawn. The kid doesn't like Carnotaur.

**Tumbleweed blows across the screen.

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#767 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 24 February 2001 - 08:35 PM

But little does the lizard know that another glob is growing inside of his stomache.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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#768 Asc

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Posted 24 February 2001 - 09:50 PM

The glob plans to burst out Alien-style, killing The Lizard, and to do this over and over again until The Lizard eventually respawns on the supernatural kid, telefragging him and restoring the essence or Carnotaur.

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Press any key to continue... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Yes, I know it's spam. Ssh. I'm probably sleep deprived.

#769 Guest_SmOkingAllDaTimE_*

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 05:36 AM

That's just about enough of you.

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#770 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 06:33 PM

The Lizard's digestive juices in his stomach destroy the glob. His next bathroom break leaves him rather puzzled. The lizard ditches his current gun for a good ol' robar.

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#771 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 07:23 PM

But then the Glob turns mutatant and evil, and goes off to eat everything, both Carnotaur and the Chipmunks.

To stop this threat, Carnotaur and the Chipmunks must ally to destroy the almost invincible glob.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html"]EV Chronicles[/url].

#772 Idiot_box

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 10:15 PM

Og takes off the virtual reality glasses, deciding that the real world is insane enough as it is. He turns around, to get back into his plane, when he remembers...wasn't he supposed to be somewhere? Oh, yes...the lizard's battle with his evil twin. Caveman Og locks, loads, and kicks his F-16 into afterburner. He is soon hypersonic, and heading for the battleground.

Unknown to all, however, Og's counterpart, Caveman Gu, is driving toward the exact same battleground in a Mobile Air to Surface Missile Launcher (MASML), and with two Robars.

The lizard looks around...he knows his evil twin is out here, somewhere.

*Thwap, Thwap, Ptwiiiiiing!* The bullets from the evil lizard's sniper rifle hit twice in the sand, and ricochet once off a warm rock.

The lizard spins....

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#773 Asc

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 11:07 PM

The lizard spins....

and hits The Big Red Button.

Yes, I know it's spam. Ssh. I'm probably sleep deprived.

#774 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 11:20 PM

Mag Steelglass reminds the Carnotaur that it cannot respawn. The button that the lizard pushed creates a force field around him and his evil twin, so nobody can interfere. The lizard takes aim, and snipes his evil twin in the head. That was fun, he thinks as he walks off. I'll have to find my evil twin again so we can snipe each other again...

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#775 Fleet Admiral Darkk

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Posted 25 February 2001 - 11:21 PM

The evil lizard then pulls a wave motion cannon.
Og and Gu try vainly to dodge, but they're too wide targets.
The lizard, being more agile, manages to dodge it until it overheats.
The evil lizard burns its feet on the overheated cannon.

Suddenly it's looking down the barrel of the normal lizard's robar...

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