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#1 User is offline   badtemper 

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Posted 18 July 2000 - 08:16 AM

I got anned from GR. Hehe.

Scott Kevill sucks. Posted Image

So does Gameranger. Posted Image

I wnet under the name of 'nash'. Posted Image

nash is a cool name. Posted Image

Anyway. These boards are dead.

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Posted 18 July 2000 - 11:46 AM

**Tumbleweed blows across the screen.

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Posted 18 July 2000 - 11:17 PM

*Distant freeway heard in background almost drowned out by crickets.*

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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
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Posted 19 July 2000 - 12:12 AM

*a lizard, soaking up the sun's rays on a rock, twitches and looks in a different direction*

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"Your momma's so fat she eats wheat thicks." — Bungie's Soul

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Posted 19 July 2000 - 12:53 PM

A rattle snake slithers under a rock and dissapears.

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"...Cotton Mouse... to say that the plug is royally messed up is an understatement. I'm taking a look at it with Plug Checker, and some of these errors I have just never seen before..."-Obormot, debugger


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#6 User is offline   Sargatanus 

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Posted 19 July 2000 - 01:46 PM

*A cactus photosynthesizes light; the plant is functioning.*

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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
-Final statement of the Salrilian reformist Sirthis shortly before his execution.
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Posted 19 July 2000 - 08:16 PM

*the lizard pulls out a Robar sniper rifle and hits a speeding driver on the freeway on the 3rd shot*

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"Your momma's so fat she eats wheat thicks." — Bungie's Soul

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Posted 19 July 2000 - 08:29 PM

*Silence…… well, except for the moaning of that driver…"

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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
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Posted 20 July 2000 - 04:23 AM

**An ambulance pulls up and takes the driver away. Silence once more.**

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Posted 20 July 2000 - 11:51 AM

*But then, the ambulance hits a passing camel and crashes, killing everyone in it, as well as the camel.*

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Posted 20 July 2000 - 03:53 PM

*A van stops and alot of people from the press get out and take pictures of the carnage befor they pile back into the van and drive off.*

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Why is it that the more civilized the civilization, the more people they kill?

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Posted 20 July 2000 - 08:33 PM

Total silence, except for the buzzing of the flies around the carcasses....

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Posted 21 July 2000 - 07:00 PM

*A 747 flies overhead.*

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"I can ail what cures you."

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Posted 21 July 2000 - 07:34 PM

*The flies get sucked into the 747's engines and clog them*
*the 747 crashes and burns*

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Posted 25 July 2000 - 02:20 AM

This could very well become the largest topic on the boards.

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Posted 25 July 2000 - 09:55 AM

* The topic continues to grow *

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Posted 25 July 2000 - 04:04 PM

***A legless horse silently floats five feet off the ground. The lizard tries to reload the Robar with pebbles. The legless horse slowly moves in on the lizard from behind. The horse softly whistles and grins in anticipation.***

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"I like ice cream without chunky bits in it... they get stuck in my tubes." — Bungie's Soul

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Posted 25 July 2000 - 07:11 PM

*Walnut drops out of a hole in the sky. He eats the lizard, and it tastes good. Then ge gets sick and dies of food posioning. Another Walnut falls out of a hole in the sky...*

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What would the walnuts do?

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Posted 25 July 2000 - 08:54 PM

A trampoline appears and bounces each walnut back through the hole...

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"...Cotton Mouse... to say that the plug is royally messed up is an understatement. I'm taking a look at it with Plug Checker, and some of these errors I have just never seen before..."-Obormot, debugger


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#20 User is offline   Kwanzar 

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Posted 25 July 2000 - 09:41 PM

oops...wrong hole. Andrew M gets up and scratches himself...

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Posted 25 July 2000 - 10:33 PM

The walnuts eat Andrew M's insides. He stops scratching himself and falls. He is dead. The world rejoices. Walnut is proclaimed a hero. 5 minutes later, he is alone and loney in the desert....

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What would the walnuts do?

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Posted 27 July 2000 - 03:04 PM

An Electric Monk rides in on a horse, and for a few seconds, everything turns pink. Then it wanders into a door and disappears...

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Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

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Posted 27 July 2000 - 03:54 PM

*Walnut realizes the Trash Talk is now moderated, and slithers back into his hole*

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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
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Posted 27 July 2000 - 04:03 PM

Walnut wailed with the dripping chimpmunk

WAAAIIILLLLL drip drip

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Posted 27 July 2000 - 05:36 PM

*An owl koos in the distance. The lizard, back from the dead, shoots it with its rifle.*

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Bronze: the other gold metal.   ||   And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
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