Ambrosia Software Web Board: Film Quoting - Ambrosia Software Web Board

Simply: Post a line from a film. You tell me who said it and in what film. Then post your own line.

"Don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it."

Ferris Buellers Day Off.

"No prisoners on this one, just corpses."

Carlito's Way: Rise to Power

Easy but a classic: "Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Dr. Strangelove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb


"'Phone's ringing, Dude.' 'Thank you, Donny'"

The Big Lebowski

"He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered."

-Pufer

Ghostbusters 2.

"Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound. "

"Did you say ten pound?"

"Are you deaf?"

"That's a bargain. I'll take one."

"Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Have you been released?"

"I escaped from the prison."

Film?

Bon Voyage.

(I didn't get it at first either, had to Google it.)

This one's easy:

"KHAAANN!!!!"

I'd just seen the movie the day previously in French class. So shoot me.

Wrath of KKAAAAAAAHHHHHHN!!!!

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf****r in the room, accept no substitutes."

Idiocracy?

Nice and easy.

"Hey Fletcher. How's it hangin?"

"Short shrivelled and slightly to the left."

This post has been edited by undead_shadow: 17 May 2009 - 08:09 AM

Liar Liar. But it's irrelevant, because you were wrong

"I don't care! All I know is we didn't build it, and that's reason enough to assume the worst and blow it to kingdom come!"

The Iron Giant!

"So what happened to the beetle?"

"I'll tell you when it reappears!"

No one's got mine yet I thought it was an easy one...

@ Lektor: Jackie Brown.

@ Jacabyte: Beetlejuice?

"Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?

I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me."

@Jeremiah: Nope. I'll give you a hint, the movie is currently showing in theaters, and the last line was said by a scottish character.

I'm pretty sure it's "beagle", by the way.

Aha! Star Trek

Indeed, it is.

"I understand six languages Carter."

"And one of them's english?"

No one has got mine yet

Sounds like something from a Marx Brothers movie.

I was going to suggest that but I can't find where I put all my films.