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Margaret Dumont ≠ Marilyn Monroe

Some Like It Hot

"There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My staff has flunked the bar exam six times."

-Pufer

The Rainmaker.

"Jamie [in Portuguese]: Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.

Sophia Barros: Definitely go for England, girl. You'll meet Prince William - then you can marry him instead."

@Jeremiah My Fiance played water polo at school, she doesn't find my constant jokes about horses drowning very funny. In my defense, it's a foolish name for the game!

Love Actually

"What the hell is this?

It's your favourite honey, tuna salad.

Oh,really, is that what it is? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food."

Stewie from Family Guy.

"The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!"

The Truman Show.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Since Rickton didn't drop another quote, I'll do it:

"Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars!"

Serenity




"I get compliments on the hyphen."

Monty Python: Holy Grail

"Where'd you get those coconuts?"
"We found them!"
"This is a temperate zone! Coconuts are tropical! Where'd you find them?"
"Around!"
"...Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"No, they could've been carried."
"By what?"
"Maybe a Swallow."
"What? A swallow couldn't possibly carry a coconut across the ocean!"
"Why not?"
"The coconut's heavier than the swallow! It just couldn't be done!"
"What about an African swallow?"
"An African swallow, maybe. But I'm talking about a European swallow!"
"Oh yeah, you're right, that can't be done."
"Maybe if 2 swallows teamed up to carry the coconut...."

LATER....
(Awesome King Arthur Theme Music)

...
"...Well, then, if you'll excuse me, I must cross this bridge."
None shall pass."
"What?
None shall pass."
"I have no quarrel with you sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge!"
"Then you shall die."
"So be it!"
...
"I believe this fight is over."
"'Tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch? You're arm's off!"
"It's a flesh wound."
...
"Oh lord I pray thee forgive my sins—"
*kick*
"What are you doing?"
"Get up and fight like a man!"
"You have no arms!"
...
"Have at it!"
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
"The Dark Knights always triumph!"
...
"Okay, we'll call it a draw."
"Get back here! Hey! Hey!"

That was epic fail.

-Pufer

"...feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chunks of oatmeal and bananas and raisins and koalas and blueberries and kitten heads..."

Skip a bit brother...

Monty Python -And The Holy Grail

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes. "

Or

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through. "

Or

"Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. "

Or

"Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party."

Or

[in the prison cafeteria]"Hey! You call this slop? Real slop has got chunks in it! This is more like gruel! And this Château le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature! What do you think we are, animals? "

All the same film...

The Naked Gun. (One of them, at least.)

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ######ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

Come on, you've got to narrow it down more than that!