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If they want war We'll give 'em war

#1 Sponge Tom

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Posted 10 May 2009 - 10:21 PM

The B&B is saying we are responsible for the recent spam attacks. This is clearly an excuse to start another war. And if their past is any indication, they will not hesitate to attack.

But we are prepared. As always, our great and holy dictator stands ready to defend our motherland. But we also have another card in our hand: the newly completed ATTS Kiwiprise. It's gun is capable of firing a horse spleen with enough force to go through a grown man's pelvis at a range of 700 meters. It also has holds containing enough bacon to last the 10-man crew 2 weeks and a throne for the Great Junta Himself.

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We must discuss what additional action needs to be taken. We also need to provoke the B&B as much as possible. I mean, we don't want all this planning to go to waste. That would be wasteful.

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#2 Rickton

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Posted 10 May 2009 - 11:08 PM

Is anyone else totally sick of this stupid war bulls###?
I mean it's funny every couple months or whatever, but since people have kept talking about it since last time it's just been stupid.

Currently making Possession 2, a game where you play as a ghost and possess your enemies.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:06 AM

It's only funny when you don't take it so seriously.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:22 AM

There is a certain humour value in putting the kibosh on those eternal optimists who mount "incursions" into the Ares forums. For some reason, they never seem to learn from the experience.

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#5 Jeremiah

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 02:50 AM

"War never changes."

Evility is Reality.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 05:58 AM

"Those who do not learn from history..."

Have I reached the stupid quota?

#7 undead_shadow

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:01 AM

QUOTE (Rickton @ May 11 2009, 05:08 AM)

Is anyone else totally sick of this stupid war bulls###?
I mean it's funny every couple months or whatever, but since people have kept talking about it since last time it's just been stupid.

I agree.

To me this just looks like one of Sponge Tom's feeble attempts to be funny.

The same with "dinosaurs" and "In russia soviets vote for YOU" or whatever. I'm sure, like most inside jokes, they were funny at the time. But like any joke the more it is repeated the less effective it becomes.

I briefly thought that it was because I didn't understand the references and that if I found out the source I'd appreciate them, but then I realised if those jokes were created years ago and we haven't created any new ones... it's sort of pathetic.

nfreader/spongetom joke could count but thats already been overkilled...

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#8 Rickton

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 07:44 AM

QUOTE (Mackilroy @ May 11 2009, 01:06 AM)

It's only funny when you don't take it so seriously.

I always take my humor very seriously.
If you don't, you end up giving Carlos Mencia his own TV show.
Is that really what you want?

This post has been edited by Rickton: 11 May 2009 - 07:54 AM

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:32 AM

In his defense This topic was posted first. Seems like he was just going with the flow rather than trying to be annoying.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:01 AM

We should all invade the Ferazel's Wand boards.

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#11 Sponge Tom

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:37 AM

QUOTE (3vil L337 @ May 11 2009, 10:32 AM)

In his defense This topic was posted first. Seems like he was just going with the flow rather than trying to be annoying.

Thank you, kind and noble dude person.

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#12 undead_shadow

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 11:13 AM

QUOTE (3vil L337 @ May 11 2009, 02:32 PM)

In his defense This topic was posted first. Seems like he was just going with the flow rather than trying to be annoying.

I know it was, but he could have erm... you know ignored it.

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#13 Rickton

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

QUOTE (3vil L337 @ May 11 2009, 10:32 AM)

In his defense This topic was posted first. Seems like he was just going with the flow rather than trying to be annoying.

I wasn't just talking about this topic. I was referring to the entire brouhaha, that topic included. This one just happened to be the one I said it in.

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#14 Jeremiah

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:35 PM

Brouhaha. This word is indeed mighty and good.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:39 PM

Hey Rickton, want some cheese for your whine? undead shadow, I'm gonna stick you in a cannon and fire you at SA's smug face.

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#16 prophile

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:41 PM

Taylor's just a bitter and angry man because I never work on Xenos.

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#17 The Journalist

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 03:14 PM

QUOTE (prophile @ May 11 2009, 08:01 AM)

We should all invade the Ferazel's Wand boards.

We sort of tried that once Though I don't think it ever came to anything.

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

#18 undead_shadow

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 03:56 PM

QUOTE (The Journalist @ May 11 2009, 08:14 PM)

We sort of tried that once Though I don't think it ever came to anything.

Now that's entertainment.

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#19 The Journalist

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 05:55 PM

Wow...I said some truly bizarre things in that topic.

"Wow, I leave for a few days, and I'm an army commander. I better call Reader's Digest."

I mean, WTFruitcake?

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

#20 Rickton

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:51 PM

QUOTE (prophile @ May 11 2009, 01:41 PM)

Taylor's just a bitter and angry man because I never work on Xenos.

That's one of the reasons.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 07:19 PM

QUOTE (Luke @ May 11 2009, 05:39 PM)

Hey Rickton, want some cheese for your whine? undead shadow, I'm gonna stick you in a cannon and fire you at SA's smug face.

I'd rather prefer that you didn't. It takes weeks of work to achieve a face this smug.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 08:42 PM

QUOTE (prophile @ May 11 2009, 08:01 AM)

We should all invade the Ferazel's Wand boards.

That would be hard for me seeing as I'm the only active member that uses the Ferazel boards. (Not counting 1 or 2 people.)

QUOTE (undead_shadow @ May 11 2009, 04:01 AM)

QUOTE (Luke @ May 11 2009, 10:39 AM)

undead shadow, I'm gonna ###### you with a rake.

Fixed.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 09:45 AM

Move on Songemot.

Either to a new joke, or a new forum. Your call

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#24 undead_shadow

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 02:13 PM

Oi I've taken it upon myself to divert some of the attention away from Sponge Tom, he's getting far too much and doesn't know what to do with it...

I on the otherhand I do.

This post has been edited by undead_shadow: 12 May 2009 - 03:29 PM

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