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If they want war We'll give 'em war

#26 undead_shadow

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:33 PM

Why is that your solution to everything??

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#27 The Journalist

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:37 PM

Build a bridge out of it!

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#28 Sponge Tom

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 06:27 PM

In my experience, building a bridge out of attention isn't a very good idea.

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#29 undead_shadow

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 06:57 AM

I was just planning to sell it.

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#30 Rickton

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 09:45 AM

Sell it fast, because as soon as people stop looking at it it'll fall apart completely.

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#31 Shlimazel

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 10:17 AM

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Make a pie out of it?

Buncha damn pie yabos!

#32 Jeremiah

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 10:34 AM

Pies are scrumdiddlyumptious. Especially with jam and cream.

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#33 Pufer

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 01:08 AM

Why would you need to add jam to a pie?

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#34 undead_shadow

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:59 AM

Especially to a cream pie.

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#35 Jeremiah

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:15 AM

Sorry, I was talking about another type of pie

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#36 Shlimazel

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:38 PM

"War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'! HUH!"

#37 Sponge Tom

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:09 PM

War isn't all that bad. The smell of death, the feeling you get when you put a bullet in someone's head... the realization that the "combatant" you saw behind that window and killed was actually an innocent little girl... it grows on you after a while.

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#38 Shlimazel

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:10 PM

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it grows on you after a while.

Yeah; like moss.

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#39 undead_shadow

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:32 PM

QUOTE (Jeremiah @ May 15 2009, 01:15 PM)

Sorry, I was talking about another type of pie

QUOTE (Shlimazel @ May 15 2009, 07:38 PM)

"War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'! HUH!"

Greed, economy, hatred. There's but a few things its good for.

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#40 Lektor

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 04:58 PM

We've made some of the most important and amazing scientific breakthroughs as a result of war. Nothing makes people work harder and faster than a machine gun up their ass...

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#41 undead_shadow

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 06:17 PM

Machine guns aren't meant to be sat on Lektor...

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#42 Shlimazel

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 06:23 PM

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Machine guns aren't meant to be sat on Lektor...

Machine guns are sitting on Lektor!

*STAMPEDE*

#43 Lektor

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:08 AM

What?

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#44 Jeremiah

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:59 AM

Apparently there is a stampede of machine guns heading in the direction of your ass Lektor.

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#45 Pufer

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 04:50 PM

QUOTE (Shlimazel @ May 17 2009, 05:23 PM)

Machine guns are sitting on Lektor!

*STAMPEDE*

Alright, that was funny as ######.

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#46 undead_shadow

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:58 PM

Shlimazel actually has class...

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#47 Sponge Tom

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:07 PM

Shouldn't we help Lektor? Or at least get a camera?

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#48 undead_shadow

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 11:38 AM

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War! (HUH) (YEAH) What is it good for?

This describes my feelings on war perfectly.

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 05:42 AM

If you guys marched on to the battlefield, you'd be discussing the current weather or the most dominant species of local grass with one another within minutes.

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#50 Sponge Tom

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 09:18 AM

Speaking of the weather, it certainly has been most dreary lately. I don't suppose we've gotten much but cloudy skies throughout the last quarter of a fortnight.

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