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The secret is out!

#1 User is offline   Shlimazel 

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 07:03 PM

You cannot buy bricks on amazon.com.

I was planning to build a house, however confronted by this unsurmountable problem I am forced to abandon the project.

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Posted 02 February 2009 - 10:58 PM

Think of the shipping costs by weight.
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Posted 03 February 2009 - 12:20 AM

You can buy griddle bricks, which you could probably build a house out of if you had big piles of expendable cash.

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 06:35 PM

The good news is that the B&B doesn't have access to bricks either. I had heard that they planned to throw bricks at us when they ran out of empties.

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Think of the sheeping costs by weight.


I don't usually get my bricks sheeped.

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 07:07 PM

You searched for bricks. Obviously you have to buy them one at a time.

Also I'm always greatly amused whenever you guys bring up the B&B. Inferiority complex much?
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 08:08 PM

View Postmrxak, on Feb 4 2009, 01:07 AM, said:

You searched for bricks. Obviously you have to buy them one at a time.

Also I'm always greatly amused whenever you guys bring up the B&B. Inferiority complex much?

More likely a greater percentage of cross-posters in a somewhat smaller population.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 09:32 PM

View PostSundered Angel, on Feb 4 2009, 07:08 PM, said:

More likely a greater percentage of cross-<garbled> in a somewhat smaller population.



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Posted 05 February 2009 - 06:28 PM

Man, whenever someone says fix'd I think about neutering cats.

This topic is now about neutering cats with bricks.
I guess so.

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:31 PM

I have an idea that just might work... get me a brick and a cat... and some dog tranquilizers...
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 10:00 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Feb 6 2009, 01:31 AM, said:

I have an idea that just might work... get me a brick and a cat... and some dog tranquilizers...

We tried that one already. It didn't work.
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 11:04 PM

View Postlemonyscapegoat, on Feb 5 2009, 04:28 PM, said:

This topic is now about neutering cats with bricks.


I'm thinking it's not too good an idea to neuter cats who have bricks. Any cat who has made the effort to take possession of even one brick is not likely to take kindly to forcible surgery.

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 11:45 PM

All this talk about bricks and I'm surprised nobody has talked about human brick factories.
... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:01 AM

A long time ago, in a country far far away....

The evil liquid Alcohol invaded the poor and innocent Jeremiah, forcibly making Jeremiah to dance in a most amusing manner. Alcohol was hell bent on forcing Jeremiah to eject from the mouth the Donner Kebab. Jeremiah was unable to stop the Evil Alcohol pouring into the vast lake of Stomach.

Jeremiah's last chance was to make it to the land of Toilet, where he could safely Jettison the Donner Kebab into Toilets watery domain.

Toilet was such a sanctuary to Jeremiah that they spent the night together, hugging each other in the cold and damp night.

At this point in our story, Liver is trying to communicate with Brain "Stop the Evil Alcohol at all costs! We have a maximum 2 days left of Power."

Brain however, was struggling to make sense of the previous 12 hours.....
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:39 AM

That was EPIC.
... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:25 PM

Jeremiah gets last Friday's Dude of the Day Award. I can't give you today's since I already gave that one to someone else.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:31 PM

View PostJeremiah, on Feb 6 2009, 07:01 AM, said:

A long time ago, in a country far far away....

The evil liquid Alcohol invaded the poor and innocent Jeremiah, forcibly making Jeremiah to dance in a most amusing manner. Alcohol was hell bent on forcing Jeremiah to eject from the mouth the Donner Kebab. Jeremiah was unable to stop the Evil Alcohol pouring into the vast lake of Stomach.

Jeremiah's last chance was to make it to the land of Toilet, where he could safely Jettison the Donner Kebab into Toilets watery domain.

Toilet was such a sanctuary to Jeremiah that they spent the night together, hugging each other in the cold and damp night.

At this point in our story, Liver is trying to communicate with Brain "Stop the Evil Alcohol at all costs! We have a maximum 2 days left of Power."

Brain however, was struggling to make sense of the previous 12 hours.....


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Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:38 AM

No longer employed; didn't read?

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 04:31 AM

Nah, it's 'never learned english, didn't read.'


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Posted 07 February 2009 - 04:39 AM

View Postmrxak, on Feb 6 2009, 09:31 PM, said:

NLE/DR


Hey, I was on a mix of beer, vodka and sleeping pills. Gimme a break!
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 02:49 PM

Then you need to take more beer, vodka and sleeping pills. That was brilliant.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 06:30 PM

That read like some type of convoluted translation from a Russian fable.

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 07:13 PM

Jeremiah wins the internet!

So, Jerry, what will you do with your winnings?

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 10:20 PM

Might I suggest investing it in securities? Specifically collateralized debt obligations?
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 03:15 AM

View PostShlimazel, on Feb 8 2009, 01:13 AM, said:

So, Jerry, what will you do with your winnings?


Buy a Russian translator off the internetz.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 03:29 AM

Here's hoping her picture is representative.

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