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The secret is out!

#26 User is offline   JacaByte 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:53 AM

Who said it had to be a she?

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:57 AM

The Russians did.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:27 AM

View PostPufer, on Feb 7 2009, 01:38 AM, said:

No longer employed; didn't read?


Not Long Enough

I'm only interested in reading inane ramblings if they're of a decent length. Bigger paragraphs, more of them, please.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 07:42 AM

View Postmrxak, on Feb 9 2009, 06:27 AM, said:

Bigger paragraphs, more of them, please.[/color]


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Posted 09 February 2009 - 03:57 PM

View Postmrxak, on Feb 9 2009, 12:27 AM, said:

Bigger *garbled*, more of them, please.

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Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:33 PM

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So there was this Russian translator who was out of work. One day she decided to go to the local whorehouse and see if any of the Foreign businessmen needed help with directing the whores on what they would like done to them. The businessmen not the whores.

Needless to say the businessmen were very impressed with the initiative of this lonesome translator. She soon became very popular and well liked around the whore scene of Moscow.

Unfortunately, she forgot to pay her taxes and so when the long arm of the taxman caught up with her, she was sent packing off to the deepest darkest gulag imaginable.

Once she had unpacked her language books and urinated in the corner (it was a long journey to the gulag) she noticed that she was not alone in her cell. There on the bottom bunk was a fellow by the name of *ENTER NAME*.

This guy was truly something in terms of personality and our heroine the translator fell into his charismatic charm and they made love long into the night.

The next morning she awoke, only to find *ENTER NAME* had in fact deceived her with witchcraft, he actually looked like a cross between Bigfoot and Mickey Mouse.


And so, without further ado, I ask you to finish this story with whatever means you find necessary.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 03:53 PM

...and then she realized he got her preggers.
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:36 PM

Shocked at his appearance, she reached for a cigarette to calm her nerves, only to find that the pack was empty. She desperately looked around the cell for someone else she could send over to the gulag commissary to procure some cigarettes for her. Finding nobody but *ENTER NAME* in the cell to send out for cigarettes, she decided to leave her cell and run over herself.

And boy did it hurt.

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:43 AM

Speaking of running oneself over, I believe this guy earned himself a Darwin nomination...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIN598LOIDQ
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