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ATT Christmas Party!

#1 User is offline   Shlimazel 

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 07:24 PM

*opens door* Hello, hello! Welcome in! Have some eggnog, it's spiked with brandy. And don't bother avoiding the mistletoe, the ceilling's encrusted with it.

*the radio blares 'I Am Santa Claus' in the background*

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 07:36 PM

Is this one of those Christmas parties where everyone drinks a little too much eggnog and everyone goes home with an ill-advised hookup?
If so count me in.
If not, I'll think about it.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 07:53 PM

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Is this one of those Christmas parties where everyone drinks a little too much eggnog and everyone goes home with an ill-advised hookup?


What other kind of christmas party can you have in the ATT?

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:56 PM

One where nothing ever happens and everybody just stares at each other. Communicating. Thoughtfully yet silently...

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 09:22 PM

View PostRickton, on Dec 14 2008, 12:36 AM, said:

Is this one of those Christmas parties where everyone drinks a little too much eggnog and everyone goes home with an ill-advised hookup?
If so count me in.

If so, the ratio is likely to be highly unfavourable.
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 10:15 PM

View PostSundered Angel, on Dec 14 2008, 09:22 PM, said:

If so, the ratio is likely to be highly unfavourable.

JacaByte can wear a wig.
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:08 PM

View PostRickton, on Dec 14 2008, 09:15 PM, said:

JacaByte can wear a wig.



He doesn't need your permission, kind sir, wigs are guaranteed as a part of the First and One-Half amendment.
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:18 PM

I wasn't really giving him permission. It was more along the lines of "JacaByte will wear a wig."
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:33 PM

I'm not coming.

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:58 PM

That's what you say now, but just wait until Rickton shows you what he learned from the tantric monks of Myanmar. I'm sure you'll go home happy.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 12:02 AM

Gray_shirt_ninja stares unblinkingly at JacaByte.
Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 01:25 AM

Tantric monks, you say? Delicious...
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 10:39 AM

View PostJacaByte, on Dec 14 2008, 11:33 PM, said:

I'm not coming.

We can change that. Posted Image
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:15 PM

Yeah, just get out the old pez dispensor...

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:58 PM

It's pez dispenser! If you're going to threaten me, do it properly!

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 06:38 PM

I outnumber you, so I can spell it however I want!

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 07:56 PM

If I come may I skip the eggnog and just drink the brandy?
I guess so.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 08:26 PM

I'm sure I have many more identities than you have Shlimazel, Shlimazel.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 08:34 PM

View Postlemonyscapegoat, on Dec 16 2008, 12:56 AM, said:

If I come may I skip the eggnog and just drink the brandy?

No. I didn't spring for Courvoisier VSOP only to have you guzzle it like wine.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 01:05 AM

A bit of a waste pouring it in the eggnog, though.

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 01:50 PM

Will there be a Secret Santa?
Evility is Reality.

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 03:18 PM

Box of sex toys by the front door. Everyone gets to choose one.

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Posted 16 December 2008 - 03:21 PM

I've already tried each one, and they all work just fine.

Didn't have time to wash them though...
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 12:27 AM

View PostLektor, on Dec 16 2008, 01:21 PM, said:

I've already tried each one, and they all work just fine.

Didn't have time to wash them though...

Oh god.
Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
my purpose in this universe?

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 01:05 AM

Whoops. Sorry we didn't tell you before you took that fleshlight home. Totally our bad.

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