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PUFER!1! I'Z CALLIN YOUZ OUT!!1

#1 ephrin

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 02:53 AM

Sundered Angel, on Oct 17 2008, 08:59 PM, said:

Oh dear. It appears that your administration lacks effective internal communication. Pufer should be able to enlighten you on what constitutes the spiritual light of the ATT.

Hint: It's highly saline.

Please elaborate.

Ring-ding-diddle-iddle oh dee oh, ring-ding-diddle ee eye oh,
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#2 Lektor

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 06:53 AM

You leave my elbow out of this...

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#3 Shlimazel

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 09:42 AM

It's a fish, no doubt.

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 10:26 AM

Shlimazel, on Oct 19 2008, 10:42 AM, said:

It's a fish, no doubt.

Wow, that actually managed to be funny in this context!

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 01:44 PM

EPHRIN!1! I'Z CALLIN YOUZ OUT!!1

The self-declared admiral of the Sponge Tom Shipyards branch of the ATT People's Navy does not approve of you, the admiral of the B&B navy, (not to mention the one who threated our great nation) calling out one of our citizens. I've brought 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001² of my fleet to escort you to the door.

Oh, and we brought a squirrel with rabies as a going-away present. We hope you like it.

This post has been edited by Sponge Tom: 19 October 2008 - 01:48 PM

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#6 Shlimazel

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 01:59 PM

Oooh, squirrel with rabies! I can make an excellent Chunky Rabies Garnished Squirrel Lung Salsa with that! Gimmie!

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 02:29 PM

No, see, it's all about the chili cheese ostrich burgers. We can make them in a deep fryer!

Add some fresh eel ice cream and you've got a meal! Or, for a more robustly belligerent taste, it can also be made with Zimbabwe.

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 02:42 PM

Sponge Tom, on Oct 19 2008, 11:44 AM, said:

My DINOSAURS!!1! defeat your rabid squirrel.

Ring-ding-diddle-iddle oh dee oh, ring-ding-diddle ee eye oh,
Oh, I don't know where you've been lad but I see you've won first place.
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#9 Shlimazel

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 03:29 PM

Quote

No, see, it's all about the chili cheese ostrich burgers. We can make them in a deep fryer!

Ah, but of course! How foolish of me! Now I must get a deep fat fryer...

Quick! To the flea market!

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My DINOSAURS!!1! defeat your rabid squirrel.

And would sir perhaps like some dinosaur lung to go with his side of dinosaur haunch?

#10 Sponge Tom

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 07:43 PM

ephrin, on Oct 19 2008, 03:42 PM, said:

My DINOSAURS!!1! defeat your rabid squirrel.

We have you now. Your mind is deteriorating! You are becoming a Trash Talker like us!

[black preacher voice] WELCOME TO TH' KINGDOM, BROTHER! [/black preacher voice]

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#11 Pufer

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 12:36 AM

Salinity typically refers to something possessing a salty nature. Whether this salty nature pertains to perceptibly salty flavor or presence of some chemical created by the neutralisation reaction of acids and bases (which may or may not have a salty flavor) depends heavily on the context. Something being heavily possessed of a saline nature would naturally be of particular (perhaps even singular) note as being rather more substantially - either objectively or subjectively - possessed of a salty nature.

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#12 Ashen-Shugar

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 01:19 AM

I agree. We definitely could use more Goldfish around here.

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 03:00 AM

Sponge Tom, on Oct 19 2008, 08:43 PM, said:

[black preacher voice] WELCOME TO TH' KINGDOM, BROTHER! [/black preacher voice]

Dude, you could have just asked me to say it...

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 04:29 AM

Aw shucks, here was me thinking there was gonna be a salmon jumping out of the fire. Salmon are incredible jumpers you see, and even better cardigans.

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#15 Shlimazel

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 11:23 AM

My cardigan is made out of demon platypus fur. It's positively evil.

#16 Sponge Tom

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 06:53 PM

3vil L337, on Oct 20 2008, 04:00 AM, said:

Dude, you could have just asked me to say it...

Please do so.

As for ephrin, shall we make him go through the ATT initiation rite?

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#17 Pufer

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 12:37 AM

I suppose we could. But, seeing as he's a senior board member, all that consists of is smacking you in the ass with a medium sized sturgeon. I don't really see the point. I mean, think of the sturgeon!

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 03:10 AM

Afterward, the sturgeon would need a surgeon...

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 04:05 AM

I have never given a fish, mouth to mouth resucitation. I look forward to the chance to do this.

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#20 Lektor

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 05:17 AM

That's not what I've heard. I have it on good authority that you've given plenty of 'fish', lots of 'mouth to mouth', if you know what I mean

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#21 Sponge Tom

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 10:06 AM

No, you nincomtards! Before now, he didn't know what the initiation rite was. We could have made it whatever we wanted! We could've made him run around in the B&B whilst wearing Hannah Montana clothes and yelling about how much he hates Champ! But you've ruined it!

[Smeagol voice] YOU RUINZ IT!!! [/Smeagol voice]

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#22 Lektor

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 04:07 PM

Do you get out often?

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#23 Sniper Kitty

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 06:21 PM

^ Rhetorical question?

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#24 Lektor

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 03:27 AM

Not really, I like to give him the benefit of the doubt

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#25 ephrin

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:03 PM

I'll have you know that I love fish. I could eat fish every day. Any kind of fish.

Ring-ding-diddle-iddle oh dee oh, ring-ding-diddle ee eye oh,
Oh, I don't know where you've been lad but I see you've won first place.
Admiral of the B&B Navy