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PUFER!1! I'Z CALLIN YOUZ OUT!!1

#26 User is offline   Lektor 

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 02:02 PM

You'd do well at sea, with an attitude like that!

I have to admit never really liking sea food. Something about the smell of the local fish market has put me well and truly off...
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 04:40 PM

View PostLektor, on Oct 22 2008, 05:07 PM, said:

Do you get out often?


Of course I do. I never remain inside the bases unless I'm gathering ammunition, swapping weapons, or picking up a health pack.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 03:27 AM

Well, thank you for answering my question.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 04:13 AM

If this topic has turned into a Q&A session, how much would a large bag of liquorice allsorts cost?
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 05:54 AM

Half a goat, no more.

Maybe accept a sheep, but only if the packet is sealed.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 07:52 PM

ATT conversion chart

10 ducks = 7 geese = 1 sheep = 1/2 goat
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 09:45 PM

View Postephrin, on Oct 24 2008, 08:52 PM, said:

ATT conversion chart

10 ducks = 7 geese = 1 sheep = 1/2 goat


I place higher value on ducks than on geese.
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 12:16 PM

Well, you're not ATT on your own. Perhaps we need a poll to find out if ATT as whole puts the value of Ducks above Geese.
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 03:27 PM

... The only unit of currency that matters is the Kiwi...
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 03:44 PM

View Postephrin, on Oct 23 2008, 06:03 PM, said:

I'll have you know that I love fish. I could eat fish every day. Any kind of fish.

Even flounder?
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 04:42 PM

I ate flounder once. It tasted suspiciously like bottom-feeder.

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Posted 03 November 2008 - 11:36 AM

View PostSundered Angel, on Oct 25 2008, 02:44 PM, said:

Even flounder?


I like flounder. Though I am referring to the Southern flounder Paralichthys lethostigma, not whatever you northerners call flounder.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 05:28 AM

I really need to get in to sea food, my girlfriend who grew up next to a beach and basically raised in the water has promised to guide me through. I just can't get over the smell...
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 02:19 PM

Fresh sea-food doesn't smell bad at all.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 03:28 PM

well, to say not at all is a tiny stretch, and it certainly develops a smell rather quickly.
I guess so.

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 05:13 AM

View Postephrin, on Nov 6 2008, 07:19 PM, said:

Fresh sea-food doesn't smell bad at all.


Yes, but I live in a city in the middle of the country. By the time it does get to me, it stinks. There is a 'fresh' fish market in a shopping centre in town, and after having to walk past it once or twice too many times, it's all I can think of when looking at fish...
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 12:41 AM

How the hell long does it take you wacky British types to ship stuff? Colorado alone is like twice the size of your entire country and is about as far away from the nearest body of water as you are from the Mediterranean, and we still manage to get fish that isn't decomposed. Hell, I know people in New Mexico whose daily commute is as long as the distance you are from the sea.

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 12:55 PM

Oh hush, don't make fun of his tiny little island.
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 01:44 PM

Yeah, he's a little sensitive about it.

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 02:55 PM

You're right

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 05:24 AM

All your mothers are frequent visitors to my 'tiny island', and they all leave satisfied :P
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 01:25 AM

Hysterical laughter is often satisfying.

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Posted 11 November 2008 - 11:05 AM

You can't beat a good belly laugh.

When your head says 'No thanks, I don't think that's the type of humour I'd enjoy", but your belly says "That's one for me!"
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