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I'm seriously considering the possibility, however I feel I must ask about the details of the process beforehand. For example, must I be able to juggle six rhinoceri while standing on my head? Drive a jeep up the side of a building while sitting backwards? Perform The Hall of the Undermountain King using only flatulance? I would very much like to know the due process beforehand.
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 11:06 AM
You don't have to do anything. You're already a member of ATT just by posting here! Now you're a member forever.
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 11:10 AM
Oh sure, just waltz right on in and take jobs from us hard-working, born-and-raised Trash Talkers.
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 12:08 PM
dude3, on Sep 28 2008, 04:10 PM, said:
Oh sure, just waltz right on in and take jobs from us hard-working, born-and-raised Trash Talkers.
You guys work....?
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 12:11 AM
Jeremiah, on Sep 28 2008, 11:08 AM, said:
You guys work....?
Never had any complaints. That said, the ATT is sensitive to the concerns of our members who don't work and, as such, keep a bowl of Viagra by the door. Feel free to grab some before your next night out.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 02:09 AM
Pufer, on Sep 29 2008, 05:11 AM, said:
Viagra by the door. Feel free to grab some before your next night out.
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Thank you for the kind offer, but since I entered by the back door, I don't think this is a good idea.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 01:18 PM
Jeremiah, on Sep 29 2008, 03:09 AM, said:
I entered by the back door
Uh-oh!
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 04:27 PM
Jeremiah, on Sep 29 2008, 01:09 AM, said:
Thank you for the kind offer, but since I entered by the back door, I don't think this is a good idea.
Because we don't want to discriminate against any of our members due to their chosen method of entry, we've placed a bowl by the back door as well. Front or back, we're open and just waiting to give it away.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 06:38 PM
Pufer, on Sep 29 2008, 02:27 PM, said:
Because we don't want to discriminate against any of our members due to their chosen method of entry, we've placed a bowl by the back door as well. Front or back, we're open and just waiting to give it away.
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Hawt.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle oh dee oh, ring-ding-diddle ee eye oh,
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 09:54 PM
Shlimazel, on Sep 28 2008, 03:31 PM, said:
I'm seriously considering the possibility, however I feel I must ask about the details of the process beforehand. For example, must I be able to juggle six rhinoceri while standing on my head? Drive a jeep up the side of a building while sitting backwards? Perform The Hall of the Undermountain King using only flatulance? I would very much like to know the due process beforehand.
As Pufer has indicated, the ATT maintains a fairly open door policy when it comes to immigration. Nevertheless, due to extenuating circumstances that may or may not currently be in effect, additional requirements may or may not currently be in operation. If this is the case, you may receive additional information in due time. Or, then again, you may not.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 01:01 AM
I may or may not be about to go poop.
Ring-ding-diddle-iddle oh dee oh, ring-ding-diddle ee eye oh,
Oh, I don't know where you've been lad but I see you've won first place.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:03 AM
ephrin, on Sep 30 2008, 06:01 AM, said:
I may or may not be about to go poop.
ephrin's back door is off limits!
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:03 PM
Rickton, on Sep 28 2008, 04:06 PM, said:
You don't have to do anything. You're already a member of ATT just by posting here! Now you're a member forever.
Yeah, he's our bitch now!
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 03:07 PM
Lektor, on Sep 30 2008, 03:03 PM, said:
Yeah, he's our bitch now!
Time to go in the back door...
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 02:24 AM
You'll be saying that one word many many times in the coming months, get used to it
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 11:41 PM
Rickton, on Sep 30 2008, 12:07 PM, said:
Time to go in the back door...
Do what you want, but I'm coming through the ceiling.
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 11:56 PM
Okay, I forgot the rope, so now there's a new door in the floor....
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 03:35 AM
Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Oct 23 2008, 05:41 AM, said:
Do what you want, but I'm coming through the ceiling.
That's quite impressive...
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 07:23 AM
Backwards is best.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 07:51 AM
*wonders how many people are thinking about the same joke as he is*
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