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Emigration Policy For emigration to the ATT

#76 User is offline   Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox 

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 08:38 PM

Or, you could also use it for that incredible energy burst to go faster than you originally could, if someone ran off with your iPod, or something like that.
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Posted 06 November 2008 - 11:25 PM

Lek is the fastest man on Earth. Got no need for stuff like that.

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#78 User is offline   Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox 

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 01:03 AM

So, if someone took off with his car....
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 02:35 AM

...Lek would ride the train.

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 05:16 AM

You come at me with your fists, I'll come at you with a knife.
You come at me with a knife, I'll come at you with a gun.
You come at me with a gun, you'd better hope to ###### you'll kill me, because I'll be coming after you with a train.

Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 12:09 PM

:P

"Lektor, faster than a train, a bullet train you suckers."
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 03:41 PM

I'd ride that train (any/every)where.

However: http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-a-Train

Knowledge is power!

Edit: If anyone has trouble enjoying Lektor's train *cough*, here are also a few tips on how to enjoy it more:

http://www.wikihow.c...oy-a-Train-Ride

Edit 2: A few snippets, for those too afraid to link-through:

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# A train is no place for love actions.
# Move your legs in a circular motion to increase blood flow.
# Most people find it more comfortable to face the direction of travel, particularly if they are prone to motion sickness.
# Snacks are dandy, but avoid the nuts.
# Don't sleep when you're going to arrive at your destination in less than an hour.
# Don't be too loud on the train.
# Play hand games.
# Avoid bringing inappropriate media with you

This post has been edited by GutlessWonder: 07 November 2008 - 03:48 PM

"This world is set to break me"
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 06:37 PM

Avoid nuts? WHY?!
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 07:55 PM

Courtesy.
Words are cheap; so I'm just giving mine away.

"Search for invisible traps pookie!" -ufr

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Posted 07 November 2008 - 07:57 PM

What, do they give you gas, or something?
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
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Posted 07 November 2008 - 08:26 PM

Yes. :P

This post has been edited by Sniper Kitty: 07 November 2008 - 08:31 PM

Words are cheap; so I'm just giving mine away.

"Search for invisible traps pookie!" -ufr

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 10:51 AM

Everyone is welcome aboard the Lektor train, but I would ask that you don't bring nuts, I'm allergic.
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 12:21 PM

View PostSniper Kitty, on Nov 7 2008, 07:55 PM, said:

Courtesy.

Listen, aren't my taste buds more important than someone's anaphylactic shock?
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 01:43 PM

Taste buds? Are those friends that you taste?

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Posted 08 November 2008 - 10:49 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Nov 8 2008, 12:43 PM, said:

Taste buds? Are those friends that you taste?




Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

True friends let you lick them.
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Posted 08 November 2008 - 11:00 PM

View PostGutlessWonder, on Nov 8 2008, 10:49 PM, said:

True friends let you lick them.

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 12:16 AM

View PostGutlessWonder, on Nov 8 2008, 09:49 PM, said:

Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

True friends let you lick them.


We need to hang out.
Words are cheap; so I'm just giving mine away.

"Search for invisible traps pookie!" -ufr

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 03:27 PM

Only if you're female
You are what you are but you don't wanna be

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Posted 09 November 2008 - 07:43 PM

Prude. :P
Words are cheap; so I'm just giving mine away.

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 05:27 AM

Heard of the phrase, "beggars can't be choosers?"

Just asking...
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Posted 10 November 2008 - 10:50 AM

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Heard of the phrase, "beggars can't be choosers?"


More like, 'Heard of the ATT?'

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 01:16 PM

The herd of ATT quietly grazes on the Ambrosia plain, no one knows where they came from, no one knows where they are going, but nonetheless, the ATT is seeking global domination.
Evility is Reality.

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 02:11 PM

View PostJeremiah, on Nov 10 2008, 01:16 PM, said:

The herd of ATT quietly grazes on the Ambrosia plain, no one knows where they came from, no one knows where they are going, but nonetheless, the ATT is seeking global domination.

Are you talking about...
BISON VS. LASER?!

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Posted 10 November 2008 - 11:09 PM

View PostRickton, on Nov 10 2008, 01:11 PM, said:

Are you talking about..BISON VS. LASER?!



Imma chargin' ma bison?
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Posted 11 November 2008 - 06:59 PM

I think that qualifies as passing the inanity threshold. I'm locking this before it can morph into a 100+ post monster.
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