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Easy Chicken Parm I'm a genius

#1 User is offline   mrxak 

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Post icon  Posted 03 September 2008 - 07:26 PM

I love chicken parm. It's crunchy, cheesy, gooey goodness.

Recently, I had a craving for chicken parm. Then I realized, I had no breading material. Well, that won't do, that won't do at all. Then, in a burst of brilliance I realized I had chicken nuggets. WHAT?!? CHICKEN NUGGETS?!? Yes, mrxak, chicken nuggets. They are pre-breaded, bite-size chicken! Tomato sauce, some mozzarella, and a new recipe was born!

So today, as I was about to go make my mini chicken parm again, I just wanted to share this recipe with everyone else. It takes like no time at all to make, it's ridiculously easy, and it tastes delicious.
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 11:46 PM

Pufer's Easy Creole Jambalaya

Some butter in bottom of largish hot skillet
Couple links of sausage (preferably spicy precooked leftovers), cut up and sauteed in butter
(Optional: Add/substitute chunked leftover rotisserie chicken)
Add enough Tapatio sauce so that sausages are well coated
Add fair bit of leftover marinara sauce to pan (Newman's Own is quality)
Lots of chile powder, cumin to taste, mix everything well
Reduce until not all watery if necessary
Fill skillet with leftover jasmine rice from last use of rice cooker and mix it in until well mixed with sauce, sausages
When mixture gets hot, turn off heat and let sit to thicken while you cut crusty bread
Serve in soup bowl alongside crusty bread.

It's really extra spicy, sausage mexican rice, but when you think about it, what's red jambalaya?

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This post has been edited by Pufer: 03 September 2008 - 11:50 PM

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 11:28 AM

I'm making Chicken Parmesean tonight!
But I have no chicken nuggets so I'm just gonna bread it normally.
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Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:37 AM

View PostPufer, on Sep 3 2008, 09:46 PM, said:

Add enough Tapatio sauce so that sausages are well coated


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Posted 07 September 2008 - 08:39 PM

Sauce is a sauce... very?

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:02 PM

It is a sauce, very sauce?
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Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:26 PM

What's this? People talking about good food? I must interject with some s###ty food.


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Posted 07 September 2008 - 11:49 PM

"It's a very salsa salsa" where the second salsa is in English, and the first doesn't translate very well. It's like saying "It's a salsa that has the POW!"

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 01:30 AM

View PostPufer, on Sep 7 2008, 09:49 PM, said:

"It's a very salsa salsa" where the second salsa is in English, and the first doesn't translate very well. It's like saying "It's a salsa that has the POW!"

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Good, that's what I always figured the gist of it was. So is the adjective salsa a secondary definition of the word? Or is it more like saying that it's a salsa that embodies the essence of salsa-ness, comparable to how we might say someone is a manly man?
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 09:29 AM

View PostPufer, on Sep 8 2008, 12:49 AM, said:

"It's a very salsa salsa" where the second salsa is in English, and the first doesn't translate very well. It's like saying "It's a salsa that has the POW!"

-Pufer

But "salsa" isn't an adjective, is it? "Salsa" just means "sauce?


Although I guess Veritus' "manly man" comparison probably works here.
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 10:50 AM

My sauce is saucy.
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 11:52 AM

View PostVeritus Dartarion, on Sep 8 2008, 12:30 AM, said:

Good, that's what I always figured the gist of it was. So is the adjective salsa a secondary definition of the word? Or is it more like saying that it's a salsa that embodies the essence of salsa-ness, comparable to how we might say someone is a manly man?


Depending on the use, it can be both. prophile's "saucy sauce" gets at it really well (with the translated word, no less). It could either be a very sauce-like sauce or a "saucy" (as in vibrant or piquant, or whatever the hell the adjective "saucy" means - as in: "She's a saucy female.") sauce. In the matter of the slogan, it's more the latter, but there's nothing saying that it couldn't be the former.

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 02:30 PM

This topic was better when people were posting recipes instead of making inane comments about sauce. Pretty much as soon as Rickton posted, things went downhill.
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 03:40 PM

View Postmrxak, on Sep 8 2008, 03:30 PM, said:

Pretty much as soon as Rickton posted, things went downhill.

Story of my life. :P
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 05:24 PM

Actually, it's my fault, and I'm proud of it. :P

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 06:37 PM

View PostJacaByte, on Sep 8 2008, 06:24 PM, said:

Actually, it's my fault, and I'm proud of it. :P


SHHH! Never admit to seeding the post which results in the demise of the conversation.

Anyways, I don't have any special recipies. I'm not such a great cook.
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Posted 09 September 2008 - 02:26 AM

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blackened barbecued pork fillets

Although it's hard to define what 'proper' American cooking is, I've been inspired by the food from the Deep South, where there is an incredible amount of smoking, salting, barbecuing and spit-roasting going on - really intelligent cooking. This is a recipe inspired by the kinds of flavours I tasted when I was in Texas.

Skewers are useful for this recipe. They hold the four fillets together, making it easier to turn over when on the barbecue or under the grill. It also makes serving slightly easier because when you come to slice the fillets up, you can do it between the skewers, giving you pork 'lollipops' of blackened meat, which is quite fun. But if you don't have them, you can just use your tongs.

When you've made this once, I guarantee you'll make it at least once a year as it's so damn good. Great with salad, spiced beans, corn on the cob or rice.

To make your marinade, crush up the cumin, fennel seeds and cloves in a pestle and mortar and mix with the paprika, orange zest and juice, thyme, garlic, ketchup and balsamic vinegar. Season the pork fillets with salt and pepper, then toss them in most of the marinade until completely coated. Feel free to marinate for half a day, but at least an hour. If you have metal or wooden skewers, lay the fillets side by side and skewer them together about 2.5cm/1 inch apart.

When you're ready to cook, simply put the meat on to a barbecue or under a hot grill for 15 to 20 minutes or until nicely charred. Every time you turn the meat, brush it generously with the leftover marinade so you build up a sticky, blackened glaze. When they're done, put the fillets on a big platter and allow to rest for 5 minutes. Slice the meat between the skewers, or just slice each fillet in half, and sprinkle over some chopped coriander or squeeze over some lemon juice if you fancy.


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Posted 05 October 2008 - 10:21 AM

Easy chicken perms?

And why, may I ask, would you choose to give a chicken a perm?

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 01:32 PM

Horrible semi-gravedig.
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 02:33 AM

With a truly epic fail.

Good work, dude!
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 09:16 AM

Thank you. I try very hard to make my fail not just impressive, but spectacular. And it's amazing how much fun it can be to pretend to confuse words or meanings.

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Posted 06 October 2008 - 09:50 AM

I mean, it would have been kinda OK if it wasn't a month later and the topic hadn't already been mostly forgotten.
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 11:22 AM

...

Well, there is that.

Oh, well. You live, you screw up.

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Posted 06 October 2008 - 04:25 PM

You guys tired of Shlimazel yet? No refunds!
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 10:52 PM

We had to pay?

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