Ambrosia Software Web Board: Gnome Matter - Ambrosia Software Web Board

Jump to content

  • 3 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • This topic is locked

Gnome Matter

#1 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 11 March 2008 - 01:38 PM

http://www.foxnews.c...,336750,00.html

Discuss.
Whatever happens..happens.

#2 User is offline   Mackilroy 

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 8,751
  • Joined: 09-November 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Location: Location

Posted 11 March 2008 - 01:49 PM

Return of the Midget Hordes™

That's pretty amusing.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#3 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 11 March 2008 - 02:25 PM

I wish we could get a better picture.. I'd love to see it.
Whatever happens..happens.

#4 User is offline   Avatara 

  • Guardian
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 12,036
  • Joined: 05-July 00
  • Gender:Male

Posted 11 March 2008 - 02:29 PM

Posted Image
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#5 User is offline   vecoriwen 

  • Is an Outlier in the Histogram of Life.
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,168
  • Joined: 06-October 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Retrieving the glory of Constantinople

Posted 11 March 2008 - 03:05 PM

Does anyone else find the sensuous pose of this gnome disturbing?

Posted Image

-Veccy
Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#6 User is offline   Mispeled 

  • *facepalm*
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,291
  • Joined: 27-June 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Cincinnati

Posted 11 March 2008 - 03:55 PM

View Postvecoriwen, on Mar 11 2008, 03:05 PM, said:

Does anyone else find the sensuous pose of this gnome disturbing?

Rule #34 of the Internet. :P
Pending News > VXI

#7 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 11 March 2008 - 05:52 PM

Never wear black shoes with a brown suit?
Whatever happens..happens.

#8 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 11 March 2008 - 06:10 PM

If it exists, there is porn of it.

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#9 User is offline   vecoriwen 

  • Is an Outlier in the Histogram of Life.
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,168
  • Joined: 06-October 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Retrieving the glory of Constantinople

Posted 11 March 2008 - 06:26 PM

Just go to /b/ on 4chan.

-Veccy
Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#10 User is offline   lemonyscapegoat 

  • Batwhale!
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,624
  • Joined: 09-July 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:a box

Posted 11 March 2008 - 08:44 PM

ah s###.
I guess so.

#11 User is offline   Cippy 

  • Formerly "Destroyer E"
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 6,974
  • Joined: 26-March 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Sirgil III

Posted 11 March 2008 - 10:28 PM

I hope this is a joke. Seriously, how is this that scary? I'd just go up to it and punt the damn thing.
facebook.com/cippy
twitter.com/cippy
gplus.to/cippy
last.fm/user/cippy

Official Pufervian
Messing with Cippy's sig because I can. -mrxak

#12 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 11 March 2008 - 11:56 PM

Or get the old 12 gauge if it's really that bad.

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#13 User is offline   Mispeled 

  • *facepalm*
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,291
  • Joined: 27-June 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Cincinnati

Posted 12 March 2008 - 06:25 PM

View PostPufer, on Mar 11 2008, 06:10 PM, said:

If it exists, there is porn of it.

And really, even if it doesn't exist, there still probably is porn of it.
Pending News > VXI

#14 User is offline   Sponge Tom 

  • Brick s###house
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,969
  • Joined: 23-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rickton's basement

Posted 12 March 2008 - 06:30 PM

View PostMispeled, on Mar 12 2008, 07:25 PM, said:

And really, even if it doesn't exist, there still probably is porn of it.


Sadly, that's true. LucasArts/Film almost did that with the Twi-leks.
><>

I shat a bottle of rope.

#15 User is offline   lemonyscapegoat 

  • Batwhale!
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,624
  • Joined: 09-July 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:a box

Posted 12 March 2008 - 07:30 PM

huh? There's loads of twi-lek porn. I know a few rather good sources in particular actually . . .
I guess so.

#16 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:29 PM

And I thought Cowboy Bebop porn would be bad...
Whatever happens..happens.

#17 User is offline   Luke 

  • profane Lakeman
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 5,078
  • Joined: 07-June 01
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Los Angeles

Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:06 PM

View Postlemonyscapegoat, on Mar 12 2008, 05:30 PM, said:

huh? There's loads of twi-lek porn. I know a few rather good sources in particular actually . . .


Divulge.
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
--------------------
EV Banter and Brawl Director of Waste Management

#18 User is offline   lemonyscapegoat 

  • Batwhale!
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,624
  • Joined: 09-July 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:a box

Posted 15 March 2008 - 12:41 PM

No.
I guess so.

#19 User is offline   Luke 

  • profane Lakeman
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 5,078
  • Joined: 07-June 01
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Los Angeles

Posted 15 March 2008 - 08:23 PM

What, I'm not good enough to see some hot Twi'lek action?
Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space.
--------------------
EV Banter and Brawl Director of Waste Management

#20 User is offline   Pufer 

  • Deadpan Orator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 13,878
  • Joined: 03-August 02
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:DC

Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:50 PM

Is there any race in the realm of science fiction fantasy that has a greater disparity between male and female attractiveness than the Twi'leks? I mean:

Posted Image

Posted Image

Posted Image

There's no contest in there. Some Twi'lek lesbian action would probably be alright, but Twi'lek porn in general could get a little spooky.

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

#21 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 16 March 2008 - 04:59 PM

Now.. just imagine some Jabba the Hut action - and I'm hooked!
Whatever happens..happens.

#22 User is offline   vecoriwen 

  • Is an Outlier in the Histogram of Life.
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,168
  • Joined: 06-October 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Retrieving the glory of Constantinople

Posted 18 March 2008 - 05:29 PM

So you're saying you don't want a piece of this???:

Posted Image

I'm offended.

-Vecoriwen
Can you imagine if I was deranged?

#23 User is offline   Sponge Tom 

  • Brick s###house
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,969
  • Joined: 23-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rickton's basement

Posted 18 March 2008 - 06:04 PM

Congratulations! You've posted the most disturbing thing I've seen today!
><>

I shat a bottle of rope.

#24 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

  • Dommy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 8,728
  • Joined: 15-March 03
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:The Pursuit

Posted 18 March 2008 - 06:24 PM

Sometimes I feel like that picture. It's not often - but it's frightening when it does happen.
Whatever happens..happens.

#25 User is offline   daowei 

  • the official non-human.
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 4,176
  • Joined: 10-December 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:behind nowhere

Posted 26 March 2008 - 10:19 AM

View Postlemonyscapegoat, on Mar 13 2008, 08:30 AM, said:

huh? There's loads of twi-lek porn. I know a few rather good sources in particular actually . . .

link it or it ain't true.
oola is hot.