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#51 User is offline   Sponge Tom 

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 09:45 PM

What's happening? Oh, wait...oh yeah, the plan to teabag me in my sleep or something...right...

First it's supermod, and now this. It just never ends, does it?
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Posted 09 April 2008 - 12:25 AM

You make it too easy for us.

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 12:35 AM

What should I bring to our little party?
Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 12:38 AM

Beer is always appreciated. Oh, and handcuffs!

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 08:08 AM

Where I'm from, teabagging is where you drop your balls into someone's mouth in order for them to suck on them. What a mouthful :P
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Posted 09 April 2008 - 09:13 AM

View PostJeremiah, on Apr 9 2008, 09:08 AM, said:

Where I'm from, teabagging is where you drop your balls into someone's mouth in order for them to suck on them. What a mouthful :P


Uh...yeah, only here it's standing on a dead person and crouching. It's supposed to mean that you owned them and they are your property. I banned someone for doing it once.

And you guys still don't know where I live.
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Posted 09 April 2008 - 09:52 AM

I'll make sure to bring decent beer. As for hand cuffs, I think I'll bring the steel police style instead of the fur lined bondage style, easier to clean afterwards.

Sponge Tom: Teabagging, it's not just for dead people.
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Posted 09 April 2008 - 11:21 AM

View PostManta, on Apr 9 2008, 02:52 PM, said:

Sponge Tom: Teabagging, it's not just for dead people.


I knew I wasn't doing it wrong! :P
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 03:38 PM

You guys couldn't do this because you couldn't survive seeing me in real life. Look at my photo:
[attachment=6247:Ghengas###ler.jpg]

That's actually not a photo, but a portrait done by a professional. It's not even one-fiftieth complete, because the sight of my face killed him shortly after he began. And it's even worse now that I have acne.

You'd walk right into my room, shine the flashlight to find me, and that's it. You can't feel anything, or see anything except a bright light that keeps getting closer and closer...
You arrive at the gates of heaven, and right before you walk to the lobby to check-in, you look back down, and see the world. Nothing is dark anymore. You stop in your tracks, and look for my room. Somehow, it zooms in to exactly what you were thinking. You intend to see what or who exactly killed you, and if the others are still there. You don't see them, but you look over a bit, and see me, still sleeping. Your soul's eyes see my face.

Everything is now dark...forever. You spirit has been killed.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:56 PM

Hawt
I guess so.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:46 PM

Alright, we'll bring a paper bag.

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Posted 11 April 2008 - 12:58 AM

AAAAAAANNNNNAAAAAAAL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAADS
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Posted 11 April 2008 - 07:21 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Apr 10 2008, 08:38 PM, said:

You guys couldn't do this because you couldn't survive seeing me in real life. Look at my photo:
Attachment Ghengas###ler.jpg

That's actually not a photo, but a portrait done by a professional. It's not even one-fiftieth complete, because the sight of my face killed him shortly after he began. And it's even worse now that I have acne.

You'd walk right into my room, shine the flashlight to find me, and that's it. You can't feel anything, or see anything except a bright light that keeps getting closer and closer...
You arrive at the gates of heaven, and right before you walk to the lobby to check-in, you look back down, and see the world. Nothing is dark anymore. You stop in your tracks, and look for my room. Somehow, it zooms in to exactly what you were thinking. You intend to see what or who exactly killed you, and if the others are still there. You don't see them, but you look over a bit, and see me, still sleeping. Your soul's eyes see my face.

Everything is now dark...forever. You spirit has been killed.


Stop godmoding.
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