Define "Left" as in the direction
#2
Posted 14 January 2008 - 05:31 PM
Left is the side of the road that Richard Dawkins drives on.
-Thomas Jefferson
#3
Posted 14 January 2008 - 05:49 PM
-Pufer
#6
Posted 14 January 2008 - 08:31 PM
#7
Posted 14 January 2008 - 09:17 PM
#9
Posted 15 January 2008 - 12:20 AM
Mispeled, on Jan 14 2008, 08:48 PM, said:
I believe that the majority of Americans are left-junked. Be sure to mention that you "dress-right" if you're ever buying a good suit, or else you'll be needlessly cramped.
-Pufer
#10
Posted 15 January 2008 - 12:52 AM
Turn backwards and crab walk until you are directly between Pluto and Sol. Do 25 jumping jacks while attempting a triple sow cow on your hands. Trying to do so, you will fall off of a bridge. Once you've fallen off of the bridge, have one of those chase scenes with all of the doors and weird music. This will take you all the way to Chile. In Chile, go to the monkey shaped giraffe and spin around so fast that you drill into the ground. As soon as you have drilled down about -86465 meters, pick up a soccer ball and throw it at the Pentagon, causing it to fall out of the sky. Ski to the place where the pentagon used to be and find a plastic model of the manger scene. In the shortest leg of the manger, you will find your left.
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#11
Posted 15 January 2008 - 12:54 AM
Buffalo the Kid, on Jan 14 2008, 10:52 PM, said:
Lube gets used up?
-Pufer
#13
Posted 15 January 2008 - 04:07 AM
Pufer, on Jan 14 2008, 09:20 PM, said:
-Pufer
waitwaitwait- Americans? Does it go with the (opposite of the) side of the road you drive on or something?
This post has been edited by Veritus Dartarion: 15 January 2008 - 04:38 AM
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#16
Posted 18 January 2008 - 06:42 PM
This post has been edited by G-Spark: 18 January 2008 - 06:43 PM
#17
Posted 21 January 2008 - 11:11 AM
#18
Posted 21 January 2008 - 11:29 AM
mrxak, on Jan 14 2008, 08:31 PM, said:
mrxak, on Jan 21 2008, 11:11 AM, said:
It's a good definition, but it's too limiting. Allow me to explain with this example of your left and right hands. If sight defines what is left and right, then you can position both your hands on the positive side of your x-axis of vision and essentially have two right hands. Furthermore, when both your right hands are positioned, you can disprove JacaByte's definition because one of your right hands will be making the L. Problematic? Yes, but I have a solution. Let's go back to my definition:
Destroyer E, on Jan 14 2008, 06:30 PM, said:
Assuming this is true, you can have a left hand with the help of a friend. Along with your two right hands, have a friend bring one of his hands onto the positive side of your x-axis of vision. At this point, you have three right hands in your sight. Conclusively, you now have one left hand.
Now I'm going to end this post by saying two things:
1.) Thank God I'm a righty.
2.) Bacon sounds good right now.
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#20
Posted 21 January 2008 - 01:10 PM
Destroyer E, on Jan 21 2008, 08:29 AM, said:
Excuse me, left for the win! Left is the direction in which the world spins, from my point of view.
(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.
#22
Posted 21 January 2008 - 01:27 PM
Shlimazel, on Jan 21 2008, 10:11 AM, said:
Rebelious, on Jan 21 2008, 10:10 AM, said:
(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.
#24
Posted 21 January 2008 - 03:00 PM
-Thomas Jefferson