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Posted 16 July 2007 - 05:54 PM

I hate the violin with a burning passion.
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 06:51 PM

BLASPHEMY!
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 10:56 PM

View Postwolfman_rec, on Jul 16 2007, 12:51 PM, said:

Violin > *

Yes, truth hurts.


Violas hold more beer, thus Viola > Violin.

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Posted 17 July 2007 - 05:29 PM

The viola is the annoying younger brother of the violin.
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 07:44 PM

I think it's the younger misunderstood brother to popular violin.
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 07:45 PM

it therefore has emotional issues and is < violin, who is an emotionally stable adult.
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 07:49 PM

There's no such thing as an emotionally stable adult. Emotional Issues are less of an issue than an adult that is delusional about their own stability. So.. viola > violin

Oddly enough.. I like the sound of violins better :P Sophist that I am.
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 07:54 PM

moonunit4eva likes violins more than violas, therefore violin > viola
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 07:59 PM

*sigh*

You win.
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 08:56 PM

*exults*

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Posted 17 July 2007 - 11:30 PM

View Postwolfman_rec, on Jul 17 2007, 04:29 PM, said:

The viola is the annoying younger brother of the violin.


The first "neck-viols" were larger than violins and, thus, would have to be violas, so the viola certainly isn't the younger brother of the violin. Also, the fact that the violin has itself a second steel string means that it is both higher and more tinny, and, thus, more annoying. Not enough mellow (synthetic) cat gut.

What's really going on is that the violin is the viola's overachieving younger brother who is mom's favorite even though he talks too much. (Mom is the composer, not µ. :P )

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 01:15 AM

Damn.
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:21 PM

Ouch.
Can you imagine if I was deranged?

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 01:47 PM

View PostPufer, on Jul 17 2007, 10:30 PM, said:

The first "neck-viols" were larger than violins and, thus, would have to be violas, so the viola certainly isn't the younger brother of the violin. Also, the fact that the violin has itself a second steel string means that it is both higher and more tinny, and, thus, more annoying. Not enough mellow (synthetic) cat gut.

What's really going on is that the violin is the viola's overachieving younger brother who is mom's favorite even though he talks too much. (Mom is the composer, not µ. :P )

-Pufer


Be that as it may, the fact remains:

View Postwolfman_rec, on Jul 17 2007, 06:54 PM, said:

moonunit4eva likes violins more than violas, therefore violin > viola


Not to mention the fact that animal lovers everywhere hate the viola for the emphasized reason, therefore we have (more of a) PETA backing than you.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:41 PM

PETA does not help your [violin] case...

hehehehehehhee
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:51 PM

... joke I'm missing?

:P
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 08:44 PM

View Postmoonunit4eva, on Jul 18 2007, 12:15 AM, said:

Damn.


Wait, you wanted to be mom?

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:04 PM

Wait.. I think I may've missed something, Pufer.
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 06:01 AM

View PostPufer, on Jul 19 2007, 02:44 AM, said:

Wait, you wanted to be mom?


That's some kinky fetish you got there, dude...
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Posted 19 July 2007 - 02:15 PM

Hawt.
Can you imagine if I was deranged?

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 11:36 PM

View Postmoonunit4eva, on Jul 18 2007, 08:04 PM, said:

Wait.. I think I may've missed something, Pufer.


"What's really going on is that the violin is the viola's overachieving younger brother who is mom's favorite even though he talks too much. (Mom is the composer, not µ. :P )"

Just didn't think you wanted to be called mom, but then you said "Damn" as if that upset you. ;)

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 11:49 PM

It was much more entertaining left unexplained.

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 12:20 AM

Usually is, but that's why I'm Pufer.

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:24 AM

I could make a joke about the birds and the bees here, but it kinda tells itself...
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 04:25 AM

Does it? Tell me.. I'm not seeing it (oddly)
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