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Holy Crap How long has it been?

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 10:10 AM

Blood type is everything!
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 10:31 AM

Do you happen to be a vampire?
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 10:39 AM

Why do I look like one?
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 03:14 PM

View Postvecoriwen, on Jul 6 2007, 05:37 AM, said:

Heck yes, I would! Rocky is a babe.

Actually, now that I think about it, perhaps I just liked Rocky because in kindergarten I was "married" to a boy named Rocky.

Years later I found out he actually married another girl (who at this point in time was my best friend) the same year.

Needless to say, I divorced his ass.


I hope you took his sorry ass for all it was worth!
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 04:10 PM

For sure.

I won't be thrown around like a piece of meat! :sob:
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 04:51 PM

What about a chunk of meat?

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 04:54 PM

Not so much as a slice, sliver or speck.
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 04:57 PM

A truck load?

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 05:10 PM

Did you just call her fat?!?!

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 05:15 PM

:P

I'm going to go drown myself in a tub of ice cream. And lard.
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 06:13 PM

Sounds like a good night in to me!
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 06:24 PM

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I'm happy because I eat lard! Mmmm!
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 06:41 PM

I was referring more to the ice cream than the lard...
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Posted 07 July 2007 - 06:45 PM

Oh...

>_>

Right.

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 09:37 PM

It's a horrible cycle.

I'm fat > Eat > Crap I'm fat > Eat more > Oh JESUS I'm a whale! > Eat MORE


and repeat.
Whatever happens..happens.

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 11:48 PM

...I have opened up a can of worms or something...OR A CAN OF GIANT MAN EATING DRAGON SNAKE BEAR BIRDS THAT WILL CHOP YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT!

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Posted 08 July 2007 - 12:21 AM

Scrumptious darling.
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 12:42 AM

View PostmWalk, on Jul 7 2007, 09:48 PM, said:

...I have opened up a can of worms or something...OR A CAN OF GIANT MAN EATING DRAGON SNAKE BEAR BIRDS THAT WILL CHOP YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT!


I hope it tastes good.
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Posted 08 July 2007 - 01:08 PM

face++
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 11:27 AM

My problem is that when I'm bored, I eat. I enjoy eating, I like the taste of food, and have very little self control. Not a great combination. Plus I never really feel full. Hence me being a fat bastard at the moment :P
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 03:09 PM

Fat? Oh dear me.. boys and thinking they're fat!
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 04:01 PM

I'm going on weight more than size with that comment. I weigh far too much...
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Posted 09 July 2007 - 07:54 PM

If anyone is over weight...it's me...

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 12:00 AM

Don't start with us, boys. We can out fat you any day.
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 12:02 AM

Psssh! I gots more rolls than a bakery!

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