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Posted 14 May 2007 - 10:54 PM

Gee.. I really hope I don't get in trouble for this. But I'm curious.

Sex. Everyone talks about it, jokes about it, and quite a few do it. So why is another sexual act so taboo? I really don't see why masturbation is such a feared topic. I find it much more embarrassing to talk about than any other sexual act. Especially when it comes to talking about it with girls. It's weird.

I'm just curious because I'm equally as shy about it.
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 11:02 PM

I can't say that I've ever had any difficulties discussing sex, though I'm not open to discussion of my own sex life. I don't believe in "kiss and tell".
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 12:02 AM

I'm definitely not suggesting we all talk about our sex lives. Some of us probably don't have one anyway :P
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 12:03 AM

I have spoken about mastrubation with females on at least two occasions that I can recall wherein the conversation addressed the habits of all participants in the conversation. I'm fond of saying that I'll talk about any topic with anybody and, insofar as I've yet to encounter a topic I won't discuss, I feel that to be the case. Anyone want to know anything about me, just ask.

As to mastrubation itself, if you're not doing it, why the hell not? I would have thought a couple years ago that such a question would be very silly as everyone does it, right? Well evidently, and scarily, not, especially amongst members of the fairer sex for the exact reason that µ refers to, embarassment (yes indeed folks, Pufer is using the power of peer pressure to get people to mastrubate more, join him won't you). From what I've read, and it makes plenty of sense to me, in sex surveys most folks generally report having more substantial orgasms of their own making than from actual intercourse. This doesn't necessarily correlate to a reported more satisfactory sexual experience (as Heinlein said, "Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing–and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely."), but if your aim is merely to get off (and it should be from time to time), manual labor is generally the best option.

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 12:32 AM

It's amazing how many deny it, but you can tell they're lying.

I once went to a church camp where one of the topics was inevitably sex. There were a few chuckles here and there (this must've been 8th grade) when anything beyond kissing was brought up. But the minute someone said, 'masturbation' the whole room got quiet. No one made eye contact, and even the speaker talking about it seemed uncomfortable.

It certainly strikes me as odd.
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 10:03 AM

I'm sure you can find some study that shows masturbating lowers the risk or testicular cancer.
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 11:34 AM

Every time you masturbate, eight people will accuse you of killing a kitten.
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 12:11 PM

My question is, what exactly is it that makes the M-word so taboo?
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 12:20 PM

The fact that you are using it as such? :P
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 12:42 PM

stop it, you

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 02:26 PM

I think "touché" would've been a more appropriate response.
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 04:06 PM

I don't know why. I've had conversations about it with other friends. I'm not exactly sure how I got into them, but we found out that one guy didn't, and everyone was shocked and appalled.
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 08:38 PM

I dont think girls talk about it too much because it looks like they're playing turn-tables, and that is kinda funny... Also I wouldn't say very few people have sex. Just think about it this way: 1 human = 1 sexing ... that's a lot of sexing. :P


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I'm sure you can find some study that shows masturbating raises the risk or testicular cancer


;) Time to go to the doctor!

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 08:39 PM

View Post3vil L337, on May 15 2007, 09:11 AM, said:

My question is, what exactly is it that makes the M-word so taboo?


Exactly
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 09:41 PM

View PostmWalk, on May 15 2007, 05:38 PM, said:

I dont think girls talk about it too much because it looks like they're playing turn-tables, and that is kinda funny...



Wait.. we do? :P

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 09:49 PM

I like to make masturbation references all the time.

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Posted 15 May 2007 - 11:47 PM

View PostZortrium, on May 15 2007, 10:34 AM, said:

Every time you masturbate, eight people will accuse you of killing a kitten.


At which point politeness dictates that you ask them to help you out in order to save the kittens.

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Posted 16 May 2007 - 01:05 AM

Best pickup line ever.
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 01:36 AM

Indeed :P
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 02:13 AM

Might I add, it's not a very good argument. Cats are lame and that plead would not coax me to save the kittens.
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 02:19 AM

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Posted 16 May 2007 - 09:16 AM

I've actually never thought that talking masturbation is a taboo. Granted, the general subject doesn't come up in conversation much, but when it does I've never noticed anyone get uncomfortable with it; everyone does it, so what's the big deal?
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 02:23 PM

I'm fairly certain that a lot of the 'social taboo' surrounding masturbation comes from religion. Many different religions teach that masturbatio is wrong and shouldn't be done, take this genius piece of religious writting for example:

Steps in overcoming masturbation.

Some of their suggestions are a brilliant example of what I truly dislike about religious teachings...
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 05:17 PM

Oh my God! I haven't laughed that hard in weeks! That was FANTASTIC!

One of my favorites...

In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective
technique called _aversion therapy_. When we associate
or think of something very distasteful with something which has
been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought
and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was
pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful
with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the
act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think
of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of
them as you do the act.

I mean.. What if you're turned on by worms? HAHA! Oh wow.. Thank You Leck-Toor!
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 07:49 PM

That was an awesomely funny thing to read.
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