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I need a urinal in my house

#201 User is offline   Pufer 

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Posted 09 March 2007 - 01:32 AM

View PostJacaByte, on Mar 8 2007, 09:03 PM, said:

No more wub emoticons!


Love ya' babe. :P

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Posted 09 March 2007 - 09:55 AM

Back off topic now.

I went to Tucano's a little while ago. Tri-tip sirloin (or whatever) is AMAZING. I couldn't get enough of the stuff.

Okay, back on topic now.

The urinals at my school are incredibly nasty. I'm amazed they don't cause everyone in the tristate area to get at least 6 different STDs.
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Posted 09 March 2007 - 12:46 PM

Ewwwwww. That's disgusting, wolf.




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Posted 09 March 2007 - 01:18 PM

View PostPufer, on Mar 8 2007, 11:32 PM, said:

Love ya' babe. :P

How would you like a smelly old sneaker in the wub?

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Posted 09 March 2007 - 07:29 PM

I heart urinals. :P
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 01:34 PM

View Postgray_shirt_ninja, on Mar 9 2007, 10:46 AM, said:

Ewwwwww. That's disgusting, wolf.
I love being male. I get to use urinals! :P


heh, no kidding. The running joke at my school is that if you let any food touch the ground at all you'll die of 7 diseases at once. B)


Urinals FTW! ;)


p.s. ANOTHER GARVEDIG!!!! I'm on a ROLL! ;)
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 06:59 PM

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p.s. ANOTHER GARVEDIG!!!!


im in ur forums garvediging ur topicz.
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 04:36 AM

:P
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 08:33 AM

View Postwolfman_rec, on Mar 14 2007, 06:34 PM, said:

heh, no kidding. The running joke at my school is that if you let any food touch the ground at all you'll die of 7 diseases at once. :P


no no no, it's the rule of three!

If food hits the floor, it's fine if you get it within three seconds. And even if it's there longer, just blow on it. This gets rid of 180% of all germs, 60% of the time.
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 10:27 AM

That's an urban legend, blowing on it doesn't help. In fact you might put more germs on it.

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 11:36 AM

View PostJacaByte, on Mar 15 2007, 11:27 AM, said:

That's an urban legend, blowing on it doesn't help. In fact you might put more germs on it.


But at least they're your germs.
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 01:17 PM

lol.


oops. "garvedig" :P

Very true, mrxak. Unfortunately, the rule of three does not apply in my school. Diseases like smallpox get on food about 2 seconds before it falls on the ground.
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 01:46 PM

Well stop eating in the toilet then. Problem solved.

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 07:11 PM

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im in ur forums garvediging ur topicz.

im on ur intrnets, usin old jokez.
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 07:13 PM

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 10:59 PM

View Postgray_shirt_ninja, on Mar 15 2007, 05:11 PM, said:

im on ur intrnets, usin old jokez.


In Soviet Russia, old joke use YOU!!

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 06:26 AM

All we need now is a Chuck Norris gag, and the whole gang is here!
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 01:32 PM

Chuck Norris? I can give you some of those. :P


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Posted 16 March 2007 - 01:35 PM

Ahh, the trinity of crap is complete!

We must all celebrate.
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 04:12 PM

Yay! Celebrations!
*Throws confetti*
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 04:59 PM

Is it edible?

I'm rather hungry...
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 05:14 PM

*Throws chocolate money*
Edible and pretty!
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 06:13 PM

Yes, but rather heavy if they fall on you from a distance...
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 05:49 AM

Anything is, falling on you from a distance. I promise I won't drop it out of any four floor buildings.
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 07:40 AM

No, but I'd rather be hit from confetti thrown up into the air, than a solid chocolate coin.
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