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#51 ankhwatcher

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 08:12 AM

Gerald thought it smart to you use chocolate spread on his arches.

Turpentine, selenium and solitude.

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#52 zamzx zik

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 03:14 PM

dont mix turpentine and selenium, or you'll die in solitude.

jesus devil billgates.

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#53 Pufer

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 01:08 AM

Jesus, those Billgates-brand whips sting like the devil.

pecans communication orbital

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#54 The Journalist

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 11:34 AM

Pecans do not belong on a orbital communication satillite

Korea, hiccup, dog

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#55 PollyJean

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 06:42 PM

The fat dog was just sitting and he kept on hearing a sound. "Hiccup, hiccup," it went. He soon found who was making the sound. It was Korea! oh, Korea.

wisper, sour, toes

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#56 Pufer

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 12:06 AM

When I asked her to either whisper or shut up, she stuck her toes in my whiskey sour.

pray, office, horseradish

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#57 The Journalist

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 12:14 AM

The people in my office tend to pray for things like horseradish.

Sherbert, lizard, earlobe.

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#58 zamzx zik

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:48 AM

pissst, lizard earlobes smell like sherbert...

oy! oi! ow!

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#59 PollyJean

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:25 PM

and they all yelled their battle cry saying, "Oi! Oy! OW!" it was a real treat to see.

rings, toilet, eyeball

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:58 PM

I won't be able to work until you get your friggen' false eyeball off of the wax toilet rings.

marble, moving, neckband

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#61 polaris wanter

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 04:02 PM

The marble was moving along the slanted neckband.

China,plants,ocean

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#62 Pufer

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 12:32 AM

I was very surprised to fine a great many plants floating across the ocean from China.

gargle, cord, louver

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#63 moonunit4eva

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Posted 21 February 2006 - 03:22 AM

As I grabbed the bottle of listerine, I looked around and realized I forgot to open the loever; I began to gargle but lost all control of myself when the curling iron cord got wrapped around my neck.

Defenestrate, appellation, sublime

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#64 JoeBob

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Posted 21 February 2006 - 01:49 PM

The music was so sublime, all my thoughts of appellation defenestrated.

Salubrious, Lugubrious, Uxorious.

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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#65 moonunit4eva

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Posted 21 February 2006 - 10:12 PM

With the exception of the middle, are those real words :-p

My English teacher was feeling lugubrious last Tuesday and gave us two new vocab words. "Salubrious and Uxorious" he said, "are your new words for the week."

Osculate bartender and Folly

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#66 Pufer

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 01:19 AM

'Twas folly to think that the bartender's lovely assistant would osculate with me that early in the evening.

Collapse, paperless, quaff

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Posted 22 February 2006 - 01:10 PM

moonunit4eva, on Feb 21 2006, 06:12 PM, said:

With the exception of the middle, are those real words :-p

Yes. Salubrious=good for you. Uxorious=obsessed with one's wife.

After quaffing the root beer, I noticed that I was in a toilet-paperless bathroom stall, and collapsed.

Sporadic, Spiral, Spondee.

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 12:57 AM

While writing his sporatic poems about the nature of being, Chuck often would just let them spiral into nothingness even though a solid spondee would bring them to a better conclusion.

platypus, lithium, tangental

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 12:06 PM

My tangental platypus is on lithium pills.

prince, prints(n.), prints(v.).

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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#70 polaris wanter

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 01:52 PM

The prince prints off prints of his speech.

Smiley, spam (the food), soundtrack

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#71 jrsh92

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 12:10 AM

There was a smiley face on the tin of the spam on the Monty Python soundtrack.

Computer, walk, eat.

(Prog)metalhead and voidian

To change myself, I'd rather die
Though they will not understand
I won't make the greatest sacrifice
You can't predict where the outcome lies
You'll never take me alive
I'm alive

#72 Pufer

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 12:14 AM

I refuse to walk while I eat this computer disk.

primates, reebok, unsubstantiated

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 10:56 AM

The unsubstantiated primates work Reebok shoes.

People, statues, subway

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Posted 24 February 2006 - 04:09 PM

The people didn't like the parking statutes, so they took the subway.

Tripps, food, inebriated.

<kyo> it didn't just crash, it spit out a ginormous error message with several hundred numbers, and I'm pretty sure a middle finger.
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