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#26 User is offline   zamzx zik 

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 09:53 PM

Indescriminate woman dematerialize in a almost Perpheral world of WTF.



hell heaven damination
Have I reached the stupid quota?

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 11:47 PM

It's hell when you're in heaven. Oh sweet Damnation!

Whores ATT Member
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 12:41 AM

When an ATT member is down, they usually go out looking for the whores.

Ticonderoga Pathos semiconductors

-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 12:56 AM

The pathos of Ticonderoga helped make their semiconductors.

Pufer, unintelligent, Buddha.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 02:15 PM

Pufer makes Buddha look unintelligent.

Point Communist love

This post has been edited by PollyJean: 08 February 2006 - 02:16 PM

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 03:38 PM

Every month, Communist China requires each of its citizens to fulfill their quota of "love points."

rabbits, melody, tangerines
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 07:25 PM

Tangerines sing a melody of rabbits?

Paper, pen, ice.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
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We're being overrun!

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 09:32 PM

While scribbling on some paper with a pen, I noticed that I was actually holding a piece of ice.

Baron, Australia, Posers
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 11:33 PM

A Bavarian beer baron is counted amongst the watering-hole posers in Australia.

wide, hours, shore

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:27 AM

while sitting for hours on the shore, a rather wide man walked past me without any pants.

Mystery, iris, Seattle
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:58 AM

As the photons emitted from my TV hit near my iris, it was a mystery to me why the Refs were hating on the Seattle Seahawks so much.

pro. noob. w00t.

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:56 AM

Words like w00t are used by pros and noobs alike.

gorilla, yiddish, unhealthy
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.

"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 07:49 AM

It is unhealthy to attempt to forcefully teach a gorillia Yiddish.

Recompense, diplomatic, spheroid
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 06:20 PM

Never try to recompense a diplomatic spheriod

Random, cheese, armpit.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 08:10 PM

The girl was alone and as she was she smelled her armpit. She said aloud, "Ah, it reeks of cheese." Her friend thought at this and said, "That was rather random."

Terrible, Fingers, Bra
"I was either in love, or I had small pox."
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 11:08 PM

Bras are terrible for fingers....


Gelato, rake, condor.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 12:41 AM

The condor dropped me off in Florence where I promptly purchased a rake and a gelato (from the same store interestingly enough).

capers, advent, balm

-Pufer
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Posted 11 February 2006 - 10:02 PM

During advent, always apply balm made from capers to your nether regions.
Face, telephone, insecticide
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Posted 12 February 2006 - 12:17 AM

Make sure you soak your face in insecticide before attempting to use the telephone.

Tap, surf, flute
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 12 February 2006 - 01:09 AM

Tap into the surf when playing that flute.

death, think, vomit

-Pufer
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Posted 12 February 2006 - 04:05 PM

Thinking about certain topics tends to make people vomit to death.

Jam, octogon, walrus
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 01:03 AM

No matter how hard you wish, a walrus cannot jam an octogon of any size with intert gas.

lemon, gape, fins

-Pufer
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 11:20 AM

People tend to gape at the lemon with fins.

poop, laughter, munching
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 10:36 PM

There will be no laughter associated with...

you know what, i'm not gonna finish that sentence.


Koala, tambourine, vole
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 12:26 AM

It has been shown that you won't find a vole amongst koala families who own a tambourine.

spread, smart, arches

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