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My neighbors and roommate have been playing small pranks on me (minor things, like covering my optical sensor with tissues and duct-taping my shoes to various parts of the room, etc). Now I'm looking for suggestions on small things I can do to get back at him - I don't want anything that'll permanently damage something of his, nor something that'll make him retaliate harshly (specially since I have valuables out in the open), just stuff to annoy him back.
I've already screwed up his clock and mouse, but there has to be something more creative and I'm going to need something more.
I have noticed he's especially sensitive to scents, I made some nice popcorn while he was racing to finish his homework last evening and he covered the room with his glade air-spray. I think he's sensitive to heat too, but not sure how. His items and small accessories include typical items.
Help with "Annoy the Neighbors" Mode Or "Avatara Strikes Back"
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 04:37 PM
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 04:38 PM
Keep in mind, I still have to live there too - eg, while I can tolerate a bad smell, I'm not going to bring a skunk or anything into my room.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 04:48 PM
The next time he invites someone(preferably his girlfriend, if he has one), and makes popcorn, put cologne in it. She'll be disgusted, he'll be disgusted, and you'll be happy. But I'd take a vacation around the same time if I were you...
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 05:26 PM
Next time he has someone round (preferably his girlfriend, see above), shout something embarrasing out.
"Hey, you know your girlfriend? Has she found out you've been two-timing her yet?"
"Hey, you know your girlfriend? Has she found out you've been two-timing her yet?"
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 07:16 PM
Only thing is, he doesn't have a girlfriend.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 08:02 PM
What?
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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Posted 04 December 2004 - 01:17 AM
A few pillow related things, in ascending order of angering power (all assuming that he actually uses a pillowcase):
Remove pillow from pillowcase, drive your vehicle through some dirt, place pillow on pavement and drive over it leaving obvious tire marks, place back in pillowcase.
Gift wrap his pillow occasionally, look at him as if he was completely insane when confronted with a pillow wrapped in pink "Happy 40th Birthday!" paper with a big damn bow on top.
Go to Wal-Mart and purchase a couple different pillows, sporatically swap out his pillow with different ones (flat one turns into a really fluffy one, squishy polyfill turns to hard foam rubber).
Wrap duct tape around pillow and stick it to the ceiling. Hang strings of sausages from the pillow.
Remove his pillow from the pillowcase when he's not around, tear it open, remove whatever is inside, replace it with grass clippings (possibly soaked in sheep urine), stick back in pillowcase.
Yell "Banzai!" as you run into his room naked in the middle of the night, pull the pillow from under his head, and try to stuff it up his nose.
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Remove pillow from pillowcase, drive your vehicle through some dirt, place pillow on pavement and drive over it leaving obvious tire marks, place back in pillowcase.
Gift wrap his pillow occasionally, look at him as if he was completely insane when confronted with a pillow wrapped in pink "Happy 40th Birthday!" paper with a big damn bow on top.
Go to Wal-Mart and purchase a couple different pillows, sporatically swap out his pillow with different ones (flat one turns into a really fluffy one, squishy polyfill turns to hard foam rubber).
Wrap duct tape around pillow and stick it to the ceiling. Hang strings of sausages from the pillow.
Remove his pillow from the pillowcase when he's not around, tear it open, remove whatever is inside, replace it with grass clippings (possibly soaked in sheep urine), stick back in pillowcase.
Yell "Banzai!" as you run into his room naked in the middle of the night, pull the pillow from under his head, and try to stuff it up his nose.
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Posted 04 December 2004 - 03:08 PM
Heh...those are good as well...
Heh...I like the fill it with grass one.
You could also...in the middle of the night, if he sleeps on his stomach ever...you could apply some duct tape to his back...you'd be doing a civil service as well.
Heh...I like the fill it with grass one.
You could also...in the middle of the night, if he sleeps on his stomach ever...you could apply some duct tape to his back...you'd be doing a civil service as well.
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 04 December 2004 - 03:49 PM
Get some fine white beach sand. Use it to sprinkle things, put a little in his bed, in his dresser, on his tooth brush. Don't use much, so he can't see it. But he will feel it. 
Freez a can of shaving cream, cut open the can and remove the frozen cream. Place in his closet, or car. Laugh until you need a hospital visit.
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Freez a can of shaving cream, cut open the can and remove the frozen cream. Place in his closet, or car. Laugh until you need a hospital visit.-glahti
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Posted 06 December 2004 - 06:31 PM
Set fire to him in his sleep.
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Posted 06 December 2004 - 06:51 PM
Do a classic prank like make the doorway sealed with celofan or whatever the hell that clear stuff is called, on the doorway of his room. Then shout for help or something.
Get a tomcat and wait a couple days until it sprays in his room.
Get a tomcat and wait a couple days until it sprays in his room.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:31 PM
When he goes to the bathroom, nail him in. My dad did that to a college roommate, and it worked. If you have to go, just use a public bathroom.
However, you can't keep him there forever. You'll need to find a way to embarass him somehow. Try changing his home page to a pornographic website when you know he's going to have friends over.
Don't forget to show him this topic. :evil:
However, you can't keep him there forever. You'll need to find a way to embarass him somehow. Try changing his home page to a pornographic website when you know he's going to have friends over.
Don't forget to show him this topic. :evil:
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:43 PM
Aaaah! It's LifeKnight!
I got karmaslapped because of you.
Why nail him in the bathroom?
OK, next time he does something, grab him by the back of his neck and hold his head underwater for 30 seconds.
I got karmaslapped because of you.
Why nail him in the bathroom?
OK, next time he does something, grab him by the back of his neck and hold his head underwater for 30 seconds.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 07:00 PM
LifeKnight, on Dec 7 2004, 10:31 PM, said:
When he goes to the bathroom, nail him in. My dad did that to a college roommate, and it worked. If you have to go, just use a public bathroom.
However, you can't keep him there forever. You'll need to find a way to embarass him somehow. Try changing his home page to a pornographic website when you know he's going to have friends over.
Don't forget to show him this topic. :evil:
However, you can't keep him there forever. You'll need to find a way to embarass him somehow. Try changing his home page to a pornographic website when you know he's going to have friends over.
Don't forget to show him this topic. :evil:
Wow, you were gone for long!
And in answer to your question, avatara, invite akiva round for a few days...
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 08:25 PM
Unfortunately most of these ideas aren't very practical. :/
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 09:46 PM
Voodoo dolls.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 10:58 PM
Get Ax and spray it around in his room. Smelly. obnoxious, and when he asks what the ###### you say: "I smell and you can't deny it".
Smelly. obnoxious, and when he asks what the ###### you say: "I smell and you can't deny it".
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 11:05 PM
We don't want to kill someone.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 11:50 PM
Avatara, on Dec 7 2004, 08:25 PM, said:
Unfortunately most of these ideas aren't very practical. :/
Mine were... I thought so anyways.
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You know what I like? Escalators. They need to make more products like escalators. See, they can't break. They can merely become stairs. So you walk into the store and see: "Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convince".
