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Mine were too, that is, of course, if your roomate has a pillow and a nose.
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Posted 08 December 2004 - 12:49 AM
lotsofblackflags, on Dec 7 2004, 10:02 PM, said:
you could always just sick THE RETURNED LIFEKNIGHT on your neighbors
Hey! That would work (especially if they're democrats...)!
And it's "sic" not "sick"
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Posted 08 December 2004 - 02:04 AM
glahti, on Dec 7 2004, 09:50 PM, said:
Mine were... I thought so anyways.
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Yours are fine, just some of these others. Especially since the bathroom is a community bathroom (so nailing it shut is kinda frowned upon), I don't live in water, and I'm 1000 miles away from akiva and LifeKnight (hopefully it stays that way, or else there'd be bloodshed
). And so on, you get the idea.Pufer, your idea is a bit too extreme - if I messed up his pillow like that, retribution would be harsh.
I have noticed he sometimes forgets to take his room key with him, and relies on me remaining in my room (which I am, usually, but sometimes I go places). I took advantage of this yesterday, he was standing out in the hall as I disappeared for 20 minutes around 2 AM.
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Posted 08 December 2004 - 02:04 PM
You could always set up his computer to send spam to some of his friends.
MacAddict April 2004 has directions, but all you have to do is create a rule that forwards anything with the word "viagra" in it to everyone in his address book. Don't forget to put in a little "love note" to include with the forwarded spam.
Then again, that could be dangerous to his health...
MacAddict April 2004 has directions, but all you have to do is create a rule that forwards anything with the word "viagra" in it to everyone in his address book. Don't forget to put in a little "love note" to include with the forwarded spam.
Then again, that could be dangerous to his health...
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Posted 08 December 2004 - 02:21 PM
You could also use a friend's computer to spam him endlessly so his inbox is full of pointless e-mail. Or create a dummy e-mail address and spam him with that one....
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Posted 08 December 2004 - 06:13 PM
Create a script/s so whenever he inserts a music disc or DVD etc. into his computer it comes up with an annoying message or a series of messages and spits the disc back out. It annoyed my sister to no end! I have the script which I got off a MacAddict disc which you can edit. Just ask.
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 12:31 AM
It is a person, who's pants have the Apple logo carved out of them, revealing some buttock.
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 12:45 AM
Hmm, that's fairly topical. Hey Av, you got a pair of scissors?
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 04:11 AM
This one happened to someone my dad went to college with. A few of his buddies hinted to him that they would be pulling a prank on him, so he was on the lookout. He walked into his room one night and noticed that his bathroom door was slightly cracked. He looked up and saw a bucket above the door, just waiting for him to open the door and have the nastiest mixture imaginable dumped on his head. He opened the door slowly and removed the bucket, moving over to the sing to dump it out. However, his buddies had taken a piece out of the piping on his sink, so when he dumped it, it went all over his feet, legs, and floor. Absolutely awesome.
Try thinking up something like that.
Try thinking up something like that.
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Posted 20 December 2004 - 07:43 PM
Get a small watergun, fill it, and when your in public, spray it in his lower area.
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Posted 21 December 2004 - 10:16 PM
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Posted 26 December 2004 - 09:02 PM
Well, I thought I'd just give you my 2 cents. Try to figure out how often he uses the bathroom. If he has any definite pattern, try to be around at least ten minutes before he goes totake a piss(if he has no pattern, give him beer, however much you detest it, because beer always makes you urinate), open the top of the toilet, and disconnect the handle mechanism.
This way he'll have to waste time, and, if I'm assuming the right thing, not many people enjoy sticking their hands into toilet water, even if the stuff is clean.
One that makes some sense: Leave your used, unwashed socks on his stuff, and when he gets annoyed, leave them on a radiator(if they're moist). You could always leave mildewed towels all over the place, of course.
This way he'll have to waste time, and, if I'm assuming the right thing, not many people enjoy sticking their hands into toilet water, even if the stuff is clean.
One that makes some sense: Leave your used, unwashed socks on his stuff, and when he gets annoyed, leave them on a radiator(if they're moist). You could always leave mildewed towels all over the place, of course.
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Posted 26 December 2004 - 09:08 PM
Knock him out with chloroform, strip him to his underwear, and deposit him in a seedy part of town. A different town.
If he finds his way back, call the police and claim he's an intruder. Once he sorts the mess out with the authorities, have a good laugh over it. Wait until night.
Repeat.
If he finds his way back, call the police and claim he's an intruder. Once he sorts the mess out with the authorities, have a good laugh over it. Wait until night.
Repeat.
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Posted 06 January 2005 - 07:28 AM
Put some raw shrimp in his car. Hide it good.
It will...smell.
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It will...smell.
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Posted 15 May 2005 - 02:35 AM
Its not an issue anymore.
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Posted 17 May 2005 - 02:04 PM
Destroyer E, on May 17 2005, 08:11 AM, said:
Avatara can't close threads here, considering this forum is not moderated by Avatara. It is moderated by: Sargatanus, Laguna, Captaintripps, and Sundered Angel.
Isn't that right?
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
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