As the curtain falls on the Greatest Ambrosian civilization ever...
#1
Posted 28 March 2003 - 12:28 AM
We are part of a grand system which is collapsing into dust slowly, returning to entropy. Like the death of a proud oak, it will take time - but it is already underway. The failure of a Carbon Cythera port or a sequel has sounded the demise, and we can but hope for Glenn Andreas to bring about a renaissance with a new game.
But, even if our doom is inevitable, let us not be forgotten!
We shall commission an Epic Chronicle of our civilization, and make sure that history can never forget what we had done here. We may as members have long moved on, but the Epic History of Cythera will live on, proclaiming the grandeur and superiority of the Cythera web board for all time!
This work, which I believe should be titled 'The History Rise and Fall of the Cytherian Civilization', would, by the recommendation of Ferazel, be divided into seven volumes.
This is my recommendation for their contents:
Volume 1: Prehistory of Cythera
Volume 2: The Lost History (Covering the posts lost in the forum purge)
Volume 3: The Rise of Slayer
Volume 4: The Team Stories
Volume 5: The Chronicles
Volume 6: The Late Cacheian Era (Covering the more serious nature of fictional works in general after the emergence of cache22)
Volume 7: The Decline of the Cytherian Civilization
I'll try to post more detailed contents for each volume as things improve. Hopefully this will work better than the Chron Wars idea from last month.
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#2
Posted 28 March 2003 - 03:19 PM
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#3
Posted 28 March 2003 - 08:36 PM
Bryce: "You will be soon enough."
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"The real world can wait, I'm not done with the virtual one yet." - idiotSavant
#4
Posted 28 March 2003 - 10:16 PM
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#5
Posted 28 March 2003 - 10:28 PM
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#6
Posted 28 March 2003 - 11:46 PM
In other words, if we wait until the board is actually dead, there will be no one there to write it's eulogy.
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#7
Posted 28 March 2003 - 11:55 PM
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#8
Posted 29 March 2003 - 01:21 AM
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But you can't exactly write the complete story of something that hasn't ended yet.
Not a complete one, but in this case, a good deal of it.
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"Anything is possible, except skiing through a revolving door."
#9
Posted 29 March 2003 - 09:16 AM
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#10
Posted 29 March 2003 - 02:36 PM
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"The real world can wait, I'm not done with the virtual one yet." - idiotSavant
#11
Posted 29 March 2003 - 04:44 PM
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If you start an eulogy and don't finish it, people will think the board is dying because no-one completed it.
But if it's completed, then it will have ended!
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#12
Posted 29 March 2003 - 05:58 PM
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It doesn't hurt nearly as much to write your autobiography too early, than it does to never write it all all because you waited too long.
Autobiography is one thing, obituary is quite another. Besides, as things go this board isn't exactly the oldest. For an example, see [url="http://"http://www.marathon.org/forums"]www.marathon.org/forums[/url] .
Az
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#13
Posted 29 March 2003 - 06:26 PM
Can I have a footnote?
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#14
Posted 31 March 2003 - 06:51 PM
I love Cythera, it's one of my favorite games. I hope one day that it may arise from its ashes and reclaim its former glory. But that day may be a long way off, so we must keep the faith and hope that with our perseverance and continually showing our suppport for Cythera someone will revive this long forgotten game.
And yes, posting much more actively sounds fun to me.
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#15
Posted 31 March 2003 - 08:24 PM
And they are right... It doesn't have to be a eulogy, but rather a history. After all, we could later perhaps write "Volume 8: The Rise of the Cytherian Renaissance" if that scenario arose.
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Do not hurt when holding is enough, do not wound when hurting is enough, do not maim when wounding is enough, do not kill when maiming is enough. The greatest warrior is he who does not need to kill.
"Haul your ass, Harry, but haul it slowly, or you'll sink the damn boat." -George Washington
Barbarian Films
#16
Posted 31 March 2003 - 08:45 PM
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Siena College- Like Yale, only not!
"Anything is possible, except skiing through a revolving door."
#17
Posted 31 March 2003 - 09:22 PM
Ody has a point, it'll take a lot of dedication from the writers to get this done.
And perhaps we should call Volume 7 "The End of the Pax Cytheria," or the end of the golden ages or something. That way, if the boards do make a comeback, its easier to name future volumes. (like "The Second Golden Age") It also doesn't sound so futile. Would you rather join a board that's dying or one that just ended a notable point in history?
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#18
Posted 31 March 2003 - 10:03 PM
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Do not hurt when holding is enough, do not wound when hurting is enough, do not maim when wounding is enough, do not kill when maiming is enough. The greatest warrior is he who does not need to kill.
"Haul your ass, Harry, but haul it slowly, or you'll sink the damn boat." -George Washington
Barbarian Films
#19
Posted 31 March 2003 - 11:14 PM
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Volume 2: The Lost History (Covering the posts lost in the forum purge)
Volume 3: The Rise of Slayer
I was around in those days, but I fled to the lands of Ferazel.
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#20
Posted 01 April 2003 - 12:49 PM
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#21
Posted 01 April 2003 - 09:46 PM
By the way, is there any better way to kill those annoying Hydras other than brute force, like some Hydra-annihilating spell or something?
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#22
Posted 02 April 2003 - 04:48 PM
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Siena College- Like Yale, only not!
"Anything is possible, except skiing through a revolving door."
#23
Posted 02 April 2003 - 06:03 PM
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#24
Posted 02 April 2003 - 10:18 PM
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Slayer's guide to Cythera:
[url="http://"http://www.macclassics.com/cythera/cythera.htm"]http://www.macclassi...era/cythera.htm[/url]
http://russell.stanb...ide/cythera.htm
#25
Posted 03 April 2003 - 10:14 AM
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ah, well, there's always Slayer's guide for people who've just started the game.
Well, you can actually get pretty far into it even before you register. I've gotten the first little green thing from under Catamarca, I've learned magic at the Magesterium (although I can't learn anything more important than Night Vision), I rescued Ariadne and questioned the prisoner in Odemia, and figured out that Darius is a big fat liar (but I can't prove it until I register). It basically lets you get just far enough to make you curious enough to register just to find out what's going on. I should have my registration code in the next couple of days.
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