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#1 User is offline   moonunit4eva 

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 07:19 PM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? dude3 ACTUALLY did it in three licks! It was amazing! Does anyone else have any special talents like that of dude3

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 07:28 PM

I can urinate in two directions at the same time. That's about it.

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 07:39 PM

I can urinate while eating Tootsie Pops.

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 07:41 PM

I can click on little ying-yang symbols.

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 07:42 PM

Let's not get out of line here.

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 08:37 PM

Come on....I mean...real talents..

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 08:40 PM

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Come on....I mean...real talents..


I can actually get both streams into the toilet. If that isn't talent then I don't know what is.

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Posted 26 March 2003 - 08:44 PM

I give up! kd;jflasdkj;sdlkfj

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 12:22 AM

I make a habit out of typing on two keyboards simultaniously, and do so faster than if I was to limit myself to one.
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Posted 27 March 2003 - 08:57 AM

I can set fire to my hand and keep it going for 5 minutes without burning any skin or hurting myself. Really.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 01:55 PM

I can write this completely meaningless sentence without feeling stupid.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 06:21 PM

I can urinate fire.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 07:06 PM

I can play 8 instruments.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 07:16 PM

Name them.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 07:25 PM

Piano, flute, alto sax, soprano sax, bari sax, violin, drums, and the other I won't name.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 07:27 PM

Different sizes don't count.

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 07:57 PM

Quote

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I can urinate fire.



Im jelous. Thats cool. And I bet it makes one helluva weapon in a tight spot....

Evil Man: HAHAHA, I have you now!
dude3: Ok, but look at this!
Evil man: Why are you pulling down your pants and reachi.....AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!

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Posted 27 March 2003 - 08:28 PM

oh....trust me, different sizes count.

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 12:06 AM

No they don't.

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 12:09 AM

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No they don't.



I agree.
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Posted 28 March 2003 - 12:23 AM

Wait, what kind are we talking about?

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 12:24 AM

You listed alto, soprano, and bari, when you should've simply said sax, which counts as one entry.

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 12:25 AM

Ok, well I forgot mandolin, kazoo, and recorder.

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 12:32 AM

Kazoo and recorder don't count.

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Posted 28 March 2003 - 12:41 AM

They do in my book.

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