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Posted 28 March 2003 - 08:32 AM
Hrm, I think we should all chip in and get you that "Music In A Minor" shirt from tshirthell.com
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Posted 28 March 2003 - 11:41 AM
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They do in my book.
They do in my book.
We aren't reading your book, tough luck. A kazoo requires very little actual talent to play, as does a recorder. As shown by the fact my brother figured out how to play one.
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Posted 28 March 2003 - 02:21 PM
Seriously...I can play those. heheehhehe
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Posted 28 March 2003 - 08:21 PM
No no no, you see, the real talent is being able to play them WELL, unlike a certain girl I know who thinks that if you can hold an instrument you can play it. And she also considers guy's "instruments" as one of hers. 
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Posted 29 March 2003 - 07:53 AM
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No no no, you see, the real talent is being able to play them WELL, unlike a certain girl I know who thinks that if you can hold an instrument you can play it. And she also considers guy's "instruments" as one of hers.
No no no, you see, the real talent is being able to play them WELL, unlike a certain girl I know who thinks that if you can hold an instrument you can play it. And she also considers guy's "instruments" as one of hers.
I'm not sure what you're saying there, but it didn't come out right.
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Posted 29 March 2003 - 03:25 PM
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Come on....I mean...real talents..
Come on....I mean...real talents..
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 12:45 AM
I think that's humanly impossible, what kind of instrument did you mean? And no, that didn't come out wrong, this girl is a slut.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 02:00 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
I think that's humanly impossible, what kind of instrument did you mean? And no, that didn't come out wrong, this girl is a slut.
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Trumpet, Trombone, Clarinet, Sax, Flute, Baratones, and the real killer, the piano. If cats count as an instrument put them in, because I urinate them like crazy.
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I think that's humanly impossible, what kind of instrument did you mean? And no, that didn't come out wrong, this girl is a slut.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 02:01 AM
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I think that's humanly impossible, what kind of instrument did you mean? And no, that didn't come out wrong, this girl is a slut.
I think that's humanly impossible, what kind of instrument did you mean? And no, that didn't come out wrong, this girl is a slut.
If you say so.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 02:10 AM
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If you say so.
If you say so.
Oh, she doesn't just say so, she knows so. Interpret this how you want, because whatever you do interpret it as was probably what I was aiming for.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 12:52 PM
Are you sure you arent talking about yourself moonunit 
Another talent of mine is the ability to urinate without hurting myself.
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Another talent of mine is the ability to urinate without hurting myself.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 01:56 PM
No, I'm not a slut, promise. Secondly, Jambo, you can't play all those instruments. You're acting just like the girl! Maybe she should give up her services with dude3 and go with you.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 02:04 PM
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No, I'm not a slut, promise. Secondly, Jambo, you can't play all those instruments. You're acting just like the girl! Maybe she should give up her services with dude3 and go with you.
No, I'm not a slut, promise. Secondly, Jambo, you can't play all those instruments. You're acting just like the girl! Maybe she should give up her services with dude3 and go with you.
Ok, first off did I ever say I could play all of those? The answer is no. Where you got that from I am not sure. Maybe you got confused between the words PLAY and URINATE. Doesn't seem too unlikely of a thing for you to do.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 02:08 PM
Ok, another one of my talents is being able to beat up little boys that like to play with cats and urinate through musical instruments that they can't even play and with nothing better to do than be mean to good classy girls.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 02:21 PM
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Ok, another one of my talents is being able to beat up little boys that like to play with cats and urinate through musical instruments that they can't even play and with nothing better to do than be mean to good classy girls.
Ok, another one of my talents is being able to beat up little boys that like to play with cats and urinate through musical instruments that they can't even play and with nothing better to do than be mean to good classy girls.
Did I ever say I like to play with cats? The answer is no. Maybe you got confused between the words play and urinate again. Doesn't seem too unlikely of a thing for you to do.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 02:51 PM
You've talked about playing with your at school.
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 03:06 PM
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I can urinate fire.
I can urinate fire.
What happens when you have an "accident"? Stop, drop and roll? Also it might be hard to aim if all you can see is loads of steam coming from the toilet. Or do you use a toilet?
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Posted 01 April 2003 - 11:33 PM
I'm sure I can lick a lolipop three times and hit it with a hammer to reach the center too...
[e]It does help to spell things correctly.[/e]
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 12:16 AM
I have. So has that weird talking owl.
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 01:19 AM
I don't think that annoying kid has figured out that the owl is stealing his lolipops. You would think that even the dumbest of all people would have figured it out after 30 times. Also wasn't there a turtle at some point?
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Posted 02 April 2003 - 06:10 PM
Ya! I liked the turtle a lot more. He wasn't as conceited.
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Posted 04 April 2003 - 02:47 PM
He was, however, green with jealousy
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