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Posted 17 July 2002 - 05:13 PM
What's green and has four wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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"Next time you want a revelation, could you chose a method that is perhaps less uncomfortable?"
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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"Next time you want a revelation, could you chose a method that is perhaps less uncomfortable?"
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Posted 17 July 2002 - 06:38 PM
Brand is an idiot. Oh wait, that's not a joke, it's true.
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dude3--the ketchup bottle in your wine rack.
Quote of the Week- "Hunger was then my faithful guard; he was the only friend who never left me, who shared everything with me honestly."
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Posted 17 July 2002 - 08:52 PM
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Originally posted by dude3:
Brand is an idiot. Oh wait, that's not a joke, it's true.
Brand is an idiot. Oh wait, that's not a joke, it's true.
Ouch, that's not nice
A man walks into a bar and buys a drink, he walks out of the bar and than he walks into a tree
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Are you accusing me of planting the bomb in that building that I put a bomb in??? -Me
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Posted 18 July 2002 - 12:32 AM
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Cracks me up every time.
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A: Because it was dead.
Cracks me up every time.
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Posted 18 July 2002 - 04:34 AM
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Originally posted by Avatara:
What's green and has four wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's green and has four wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q: What's 6 feet long, by four feet wide, a foot thick and filled with concrete?
A: A mattress; I put the concrete in to make it harder.
One of my dad's jokes. He's got loads of unfunny ones.
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Posted 18 July 2002 - 05:05 PM
you know what dude3? You are the stupidest nerd that i have ever met. I mean i thought that nerds were smart but you are stupid. Say something else bad about me and i will hunt you down and blow up your house. JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you think there for your head hurts
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you think there for your head hurts
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Posted 18 July 2002 - 05:16 PM
Now that thats out of the way. Time for my unfunny joke.
A guy walks into a bar and there is a sign that says FREE drinks for the night if you can make this donkey laugh. So the guy walks up to the donkey and wispers something in his ear, and the donkey starts bustin up laughing. So he got FREE drinks for the night. The next night he walks into the same bar and the sign says FREE dirnks for the night if you can make this donkey cry. So the guy asks the bartender if he can take the donkey outside, and he says yes. When they come back the donkey is crying. So he got FREE drinks for the night. The bartender says before I give the drinks how did you do it. He says to make laugh I said that I had a bigger **** than he does, and to make him cry I showed him.
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you think there for your head hurts
A guy walks into a bar and there is a sign that says FREE drinks for the night if you can make this donkey laugh. So the guy walks up to the donkey and wispers something in his ear, and the donkey starts bustin up laughing. So he got FREE drinks for the night. The next night he walks into the same bar and the sign says FREE dirnks for the night if you can make this donkey cry. So the guy asks the bartender if he can take the donkey outside, and he says yes. When they come back the donkey is crying. So he got FREE drinks for the night. The bartender says before I give the drinks how did you do it. He says to make laugh I said that I had a bigger **** than he does, and to make him cry I showed him.
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Posted 18 July 2002 - 05:22 PM
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Originally posted by brandmkl4:
you know what dude3? You are the stupidest nerd that i have ever met. I mean i thought that nerds were smart but you are stupid. Say something else bad about me and i will hunt you down and blow up your house. JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know what dude3? You are the stupidest nerd that i have ever met. I mean i thought that nerds were smart but you are stupid. Say something else bad about me and i will hunt you down and blow up your house. JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not something you should be running around the boards saying to people. Yes, he said something that might have pissed you off but that will probably result in a karmaslap
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Posted 19 July 2002 - 12:43 AM
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
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No tomatoes.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 19 July 2002 - 12:24 PM
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Originally posted by Overrider720:
That's not something you should be running around the boards saying to people. Yes, he said something that might have pissed you off but that will probably result in a karmaslap
don't worry i say stuff like that all the time
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Posted 19 July 2002 - 12:36 PM
Your MOM
ah hahahahahahahaha *cough*cough*cough*
/me falls down dead
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ah hahahahahahahaha *cough*cough*cough*
/me falls down dead
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Posted 19 July 2002 - 01:01 PM
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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You've got a pet halibut?
Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
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A carrot.
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You've got a pet halibut?
Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
[This message has been edited by Mordok (edited 07-20-2002).]
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Posted 19 July 2002 - 03:34 PM
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Originally posted by brandmkl4:
my next joke
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bathroom?
A. John
my next joke
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bathroom?
A. John
PIRATE! I told you that one!
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Posted 19 July 2002 - 03:38 PM
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PIRATE! I told you that one!
PIRATE! I told you that one!
That wasn't funny.
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*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 19 July 2002 - 03:52 PM
Why did the book cross the road?
So he could cover some distance
[i made that up
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So he could cover some distance
[i made that up
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Are you accusing me of planting the bomb in that building that I put a bomb in??? -Me
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Posted 19 July 2002 - 07:01 PM
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That wasn't funny.
That wasn't funny.
I know
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Posted 20 July 2002 - 12:27 AM
Two French Legionaires are in the Sahara Desert. One turns to the other and says "is this a joke?"
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Posted 20 July 2002 - 02:18 PM
Here we go, the most pathetically unfunny joke I've heard.
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a diplodocus?
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You've got a pet halibut?
Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a diplodocus?
A:
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You've got a pet halibut?
Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
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Posted 20 July 2002 - 08:17 PM
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Originally posted by Mordok:
snip
snip
is that your rabbit you're putting a dinosour on?
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