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Posted 21 July 2002 - 09:58 AM
Take this, thy Holy Hand Grenade, that thou shouldst blow thine enemies to little bits. To use it, first shalt thou pull the holy pin, and then thou shalt count to three. Thou shalt not count to four, and thou shalt count to two only shouldst thou immediately proceed to three.
Five is right out.
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Five is right out.
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Posted 22 July 2002 - 07:02 AM
No Monty Python quote should ever be included in a topic named "very unfunny jokes".
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Posted 22 July 2002 - 11:01 AM
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is that your rabbit you're putting a dinosour on?
is that your rabbit you're putting a dinosour on?
I wish. Then all my enemies would run away me, and my 100ft tall rabbit by my side. I could rule the world...
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Posted 22 July 2002 - 08:00 PM
Hope I don't sound too much like some... police officer, but brandmk14 is the type of people...er...cause trouble. He's in the same boat as EMINEM and Cannabis, if you ask me.
OK, for my unfunny joke.
Q: What do you get when you cross a mental guy with a psychiatrist?
A: A psychiatrist. He stays the same.
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[This message has been edited by Blood Eagle (edited 07-23-2002).]
OK, for my unfunny joke.
Q: What do you get when you cross a mental guy with a psychiatrist?
A: A psychiatrist. He stays the same.
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Posted 22 July 2002 - 08:58 PM
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Originally posted by Mordok:
I wish. Then all my enemies would run away me, and my 100ft tall rabbit by my side. I could rule the world...
I wish. Then all my enemies would run away me, and my 100ft tall rabbit by my side. I could rule the world...
Actually, your rabbit would rule the world. You don't think 100ft tall rabbits have any concept of "sharing," do you? If you'd wanted a diplodocus burger, there's no way the rabbit would've given you a piece.
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If I didn't kick so much ass... I'd feel a tad awkward."
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Posted 23 July 2002 - 05:53 PM
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Originally posted by Blood Eagle:
[B]Hope I don't sound too much like some... police officer, but brandmk14 is the type of people...er...cause trouble. He's in the same boat as EMINEM and Cannabis, if you ask me.
[B]Hope I don't sound too much like some... police officer, but brandmk14 is the type of people...er...cause trouble. He's in the same boat as EMINEM and Cannabis, if you ask me.
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Posted 23 July 2002 - 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by Blood Eagle:
[B]Hope I don't sound too much like some... police officer, but brandmk14 is the type of people...er...cause trouble. He's in the same boat as EMINEM and Cannabis, if you ask me.
[B]Hope I don't sound too much like some... police officer, but brandmk14 is the type of people...er...cause trouble. He's in the same boat as EMINEM and Cannabis, if you ask me.
why thank you
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Posted 24 July 2002 - 09:40 AM
I love stupid jokes. Oh well, here goes nothing:
Q. What do a truck and a bald Eagle have in common?
A. They both fly, except for the truck
Q. How do you get a dog out of the front seat of your car?
A. Throw him in the back seat
Q. How do you know if a cat theif has been to your house?
A. Your cat is missing
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Q. What do a truck and a bald Eagle have in common?
A. They both fly, except for the truck
Q. How do you get a dog out of the front seat of your car?
A. Throw him in the back seat
Q. How do you know if a cat theif has been to your house?
A. Your cat is missing
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Posted 24 July 2002 - 09:55 AM
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Originally posted by Dan-D-Man:
Q. What do a truck and a bald Eagle have in common?
A. They both fly, except for the truck
Q. What do a truck and a bald Eagle have in common?
A. They both fly, except for the truck
That is almost funny.
My one:
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
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Posted 25 July 2002 - 06:03 AM
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Originally posted by brandmkl4:
why thank you
why thank you
That wasn't a compliment.
Two blondes walked into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.
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Posted 26 July 2002 - 11:37 AM
<Shrout1 beats his head against wall, stops>
Idongetit. <drool>
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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
That wasn't a compliment.
That wasn't a compliment.
Idongetit. <drool>
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Posted 26 July 2002 - 04:20 PM
You know what Shrou? You've been a lot more insane lately, have these jokes gotten to you're head?
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Posted 26 July 2002 - 04:26 PM
They just don't make tap water like they used to.
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Posted 27 July 2002 - 09:17 AM
What do you get if you cross a field with Margaret Thatcher?
Nothing at all.
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Nothing at all.
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You've got a pet halibut?
Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
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Posted 27 July 2002 - 11:38 AM
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Originally posted by Blood Eagle:
Let's just abandon this... I am getting kind of bored.
Let's just abandon this... I am getting kind of bored.
I like the word "this", it's very helpful. This this this this this.
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Posted 27 July 2002 - 11:53 AM
I think we should just drop this, that, and the other thing over there. Its not too entertaining either and needs to go.
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Posted 27 July 2002 - 12:09 PM
This is competition to SJD, so...
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Posted 28 July 2002 - 10:05 AM
One guy to another:
"Hey! My grandfather died in the concentration camp, too!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he got drunk and fell off the watch tower..."
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Gewalt ist die letzte Zuflucht der Unfähigen!
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Es ist gefährlich, in die Zukunft zu schauen, aber verantwortungslos, es nicht zu tun.
(It's dangerous to look into the future, but irresponsible not to.)
"Hey! My grandfather died in the concentration camp, too!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he got drunk and fell off the watch tower..."
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Gewalt ist die letzte Zuflucht der Unfähigen!
(violence is the last refuge of the incompetent!)
Es ist gefährlich, in die Zukunft zu schauen, aber verantwortungslos, es nicht zu tun.
(It's dangerous to look into the future, but irresponsible not to.)
Es ist gefährlich, in die Zukunft zu schauen, aber verantwortungslos, es nicht zu tun.
(It's dangerous to look into the future, but irresponsible not to.)
Die Natur versteht keinen Spaß, sie ist immer wahr, sie hat immer recht, und die Fehler und Irrtümer sind immer die der Menschen.
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Posted 28 July 2002 - 09:36 PM
Two baby seals walk into a club.
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Posted 29 July 2002 - 12:51 PM
What do you call a man stranded at sea?
Bob
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Bob
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Posted 29 July 2002 - 02:25 PM
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What do you call a man stranded at sea?
Bob
What do you call a man stranded at sea?
Bob
There's one very similar to that in SJD.
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