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The floating legless horse, having already disobeyed the laws of physics, pops into nonexistence. An extremely loud POP echoes across the desert as the air rushes in to fill the vaccuum left by the horse. This sound startles the drivers on the freeway, who think they're being shot at again. One driver was so startled that he swerved into the divider, broke through it, and collided with oncoming traffic.
A nearby news helicopter flies closer to get a better look at the chaos.
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Posted 03 August 2000 - 07:46 PM
**Suddenly the lizard jumps off of his rock and bites the rotars off of the helicopter. The helicopter plummets to the ground in the center of the intersection, halting all the motarists.
The snake that slithered under the rock comes out and bites the dripping chipmunk, leaving him paralyzed. The dripping chipmunk cannot stop dripping.
drip drip drip drip
Then a Motion Ham glides silently across the ground five feet in the air, escorted by a group of flying toasters...silence again.**
The snake that slithered under the rock comes out and bites the dripping chipmunk, leaving him paralyzed. The dripping chipmunk cannot stop dripping.
drip drip drip drip
Then a Motion Ham glides silently across the ground five feet in the air, escorted by a group of flying toasters...silence again.**
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Posted 04 August 2000 - 01:24 AM
…and silence
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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
-Final statement of the Salrilian reformist Sirthis shortly before his execution.
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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
-Final statement of the Salrilian reformist Sirthis shortly before his execution.
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Posted 05 August 2000 - 10:09 AM
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
The Motion Ham and its fleet of flying toaster looks at the now dried-eyed dripping chipmunk. They are all perplexed.
The Motion Ham and its fleet of flying toaster looks at the now dried-eyed dripping chipmunk. They are all perplexed.
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Posted 05 August 2000 - 09:25 PM
The dripping chipmunk, annoyed with its constant dripping, makes arrangements with Universe to commit suicide...
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Bronze: the other gold metal.
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Bronze: the other gold metal.
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Bronze: the other gold metal. || And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].
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Posted 10 August 2000 - 02:46 AM
[sound] brrrzhrrrrweee [/sound]
***Captain Kirk, Spock, and Dr. Mcoy (sp?) beam into existence on the road, wearing vividly colored and tight shirts. The tumbleweed stops at the feet of Spock. He looks down at it ponderously.***
"Fascinating," utters Spock.
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***Captain Kirk, Spock, and Dr. Mcoy (sp?) beam into existence on the road, wearing vividly colored and tight shirts. The tumbleweed stops at the feet of Spock. He looks down at it ponderously.***
"Fascinating," utters Spock.
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"Contents under pressure. Do not expose to excessive heat, vacuum, blunt trauma, immersion in liquids, disintegration, reintegration, hypersleep, humiliation, sorrow or harsh language."
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Posted 10 August 2000 - 12:22 PM
The Tumbleweed opens up to reveal a MotionHam. The MotionHam uses its Motion and cuts off Mcoy's head.
The other two roast the MotionHam and eat it.
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The other two roast the MotionHam and eat it.
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Posted 12 August 2000 - 12:21 AM
Then a yellow human-looking robot named Segma teleports in, kills Kirk and Sprock, then gets hit by a fire ball thrown by a blue humanoid robot named Mega Man X. Segma blows up.
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"Go Galatic!"
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"I rule this ocean with a iron fist, a iron tail, and a iron everything for that matter."
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Posted 12 August 2000 - 10:18 AM
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Then a yellow human-looking robot named Segma teleports in, kills Kirk and Sprock, then gets hit by a fire ball thrown by a blue humanoid robot named Mega Man X. Segma blows up.
Then a yellow human-looking robot named Segma teleports in, kills Kirk and Sprock, then gets hit by a fire ball thrown by a blue humanoid robot named Mega Man X. Segma blows up.
Mega Man X is quickly sniped down by a lizard.
The lizard crawls onto a passing bus, and gets a free ride to Washington, D.C.
Meanwhile more tumbleweed rolls accross the desert as vultures gorge themsleves on the Star Treck corpses and make loud screecing noises.
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What would the walnuts do?
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Posted 12 August 2000 - 03:11 PM
** The surface of the freeway begins to heal itself as if it were skin tissue. The grooves and cracks caused by the vehicle collisions melts and smoothly mends together in a matter of minutes. The middle divider grows back into place, perfectly and neatly. Hours pass, and by then road looks thoroughly fresh and flawless. **
The freeway is a living, sentient being that exudes supreme oddity within its surroundings that even itself cannot comprehend. It is also extremely pissed off. Its rage was palpable. The air directly above the road almost seemed to melt...
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"That's cool how you just walked through
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— Durandal
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The freeway is a living, sentient being that exudes supreme oddity within its surroundings that even itself cannot comprehend. It is also extremely pissed off. Its rage was palpable. The air directly above the road almost seemed to melt...
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"That's cool how you just walked through
that door, but I still won't let you leave."
— Durandal
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Posted 12 August 2000 - 03:15 PM
*The bus suddenly comes to a screeching halt as everybody gets out to look at the destruction. The lizard snipes one of them down, and everybody starts running and screaming. They pile back into the bus, and one guy gets in the driver's seat and floors it, leaving most of the people that were origionally in the bus srtanded in the desert.*
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"I can ail what cures you."
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"I can ail what cures you."
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Posted 12 August 2000 - 03:29 PM
** Then a chicken tried to cross the road. It did not make it. Pieces of chicken rained down upon the lands halfway around the earth. Some bits were even thrown into a permanent orbit. The dry desert sand near where the chicken touched the road had been subjected to such enormous heat that it had melted, and then cooled to form a new glassy surface. **
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"That's cool how you just walked through
that door, but I still won't let you leave."
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"That's cool how you just walked through
that door, but I still won't let you leave."
— Durandal
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Posted 12 August 2000 - 10:01 PM
*The lizard wakes up, still on the bottom of the bus. He is in Washington, D.C. just in time for a new annoucement from the Secretary of Trasporation. He gets a seat on top of a building directly above were the Sec. of Trans. will be speaking. Hours pass. The lizard notices the Secretary is speaking in front of a crowd of reporters. He plans on expanding the Interstate Highway in the Southwest with a new system of Tollways. The lizard takes aim at the Secretary's head...*
*Andrew M tries to cross the freeway. He dosn't make it. Andrew M parts are falling from the sky. The freeway is proclaimed a natural resource and wins numerous awards. 5 minutes later its alone in the middle of the desert...*
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*Andrew M tries to cross the freeway. He dosn't make it. Andrew M parts are falling from the sky. The freeway is proclaimed a natural resource and wins numerous awards. 5 minutes later its alone in the middle of the desert...*
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Posted 13 August 2000 - 01:03 PM
3 mechwarriors are dropshipped down onto the planet, and start shooting everything that moves.
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"He may be a nut, but he makes DAMN good plugs - Era is hotter than yo mamma!!" - The Necromicon, Beta tester
"...Cotton Mouse... to say that the plug is royally messed up is an understatement. I'm taking a look at it with Plug Checker, and some of these errors I have just never seen before..."-Obormot, debugger
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"He may be a nut, but he makes DAMN good plugs - Era is hotter than yo mamma!!" - The Necromicon, Beta tester
"...Cotton Mouse... to say that the plug is royally messed up is an understatement. I'm taking a look at it with Plug Checker, and some of these errors I have just never seen before..."-Obormot, debugger
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*caught up in the moment, the lizard assasinates the Secretary of Transporation and runs off*
*5 minutes later the mechwarriers kill everyone else still alive at the scene of the assasination*
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*5 minutes later the mechwarriers kill everyone else still alive at the scene of the assasination*
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Posted 13 August 2000 - 11:38 PM
As a team of construction workers arrived, dug up the road, put a random patch of bumpy, uneven asphalt across it, and drove off again.
The highway was left even more angry, but mostly confused.
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The highway was left even more angry, but mostly confused.
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Posted 14 August 2000 - 01:06 AM
So am I...
After everything is dead, the 'mechs power down and all the pilots eject into the sky, and all is quiet again...
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After everything is dead, the 'mechs power down and all the pilots eject into the sky, and all is quiet again...
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The sentient freeway became so intensely infuriated from the construction workers that it temporarily lost control of its otherworldly powers...
The land around the road melted and blackened. The road began to glow, and more heat radiated from it. The air rippled with the heat. Seconds passed, then chaos broke loose, and it was in a mood to kick ass. That which had been on or directly over the surface of the road was suddenly engulfed in a wall of pure plasma that shot up from the freeway at near the speed of light. A pressure wave propagated outwards on both sides, laying waste to houses and buildings, and also making queer waves in the molten sand. The sand cooled, and the waves became a permanent feature of the ground.
The wall of plasma lasted for only a few seconds, but it was enough to permanently scar Luna, which had unfortunately been directly above the road at the time.
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"That's cool how you just walked through
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The land around the road melted and blackened. The road began to glow, and more heat radiated from it. The air rippled with the heat. Seconds passed, then chaos broke loose, and it was in a mood to kick ass. That which had been on or directly over the surface of the road was suddenly engulfed in a wall of pure plasma that shot up from the freeway at near the speed of light. A pressure wave propagated outwards on both sides, laying waste to houses and buildings, and also making queer waves in the molten sand. The sand cooled, and the waves became a permanent feature of the ground.
The wall of plasma lasted for only a few seconds, but it was enough to permanently scar Luna, which had unfortunately been directly above the road at the time.
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"That's cool how you just walked through
that door, but I still won't let you leave."
— Durandal
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Posted 14 August 2000 - 11:59 AM
*The 747, having had a wing over the freeway, crashes and starts to burn. Some people file out, one by one, and the lizard takes aim at the captian's head.*
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"I can ail what cures you."
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"I can ail what cures you."
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***the lizard easily picks off the capitan, 8 passengers, and 2 flight attendents. Then he runs out of ammo and scurrys off into a hole in the ground.
Suddenly, RACOON MAN flys in on his magic RacconMobile! "Don't worry," he says to the crash survivers, "I'll save you!"
The lizard comes out of the hole, reloaded.
RACOON MAN flys toward the wreck, but dosn't make it. The lizard barely misses his head, getting him in the throat. He lays there gasping for air, heavily bleeding...
Meanwhile the lizard picks off some more survivers.
Finally, a helicopter comes and picks up the survivers. The lizard hops on and enjoys the free ride to Santa Fe.
As the helicopter lands at a hospital, the lizard wonders what to do in Santa Fe...
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Suddenly, RACOON MAN flys in on his magic RacconMobile! "Don't worry," he says to the crash survivers, "I'll save you!"
The lizard comes out of the hole, reloaded.
RACOON MAN flys toward the wreck, but dosn't make it. The lizard barely misses his head, getting him in the throat. He lays there gasping for air, heavily bleeding...
Meanwhile the lizard picks off some more survivers.
Finally, a helicopter comes and picks up the survivers. The lizard hops on and enjoys the free ride to Santa Fe.
As the helicopter lands at a hospital, the lizard wonders what to do in Santa Fe...
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