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Yep yep! Yet another good one! But its not roommates anymore. We have moved up to "Confusing things to do to confuse the people in your neighbuorhood"
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> Slug (Salrilian Spy, just don't tell anyone!)
Okay! That secret stays between you, me and the rest of the earth...
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Posted 12 March 2000 - 11:18 PM
Hmm. Anybody here see "Galaxy Quest"? Do the scene from the end where the fans guide the ship in with roman candles. When neighbors ask claim your are guiding in a Sal transport. When they don't see anything say "Duhh, stealth field".
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Posted 25 March 2000 - 01:27 PM
Be like that Martin Luther dude in the rennaissance and nail 96 feces to the wall
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 25 March 2000 - 01:29 PM
Start screaming and claim that there is a cloaked Salrilian Cruiser following you wherever you go.
Start tossing salt over your shoulder (cause the Sals are just slugs, right?)
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
Start tossing salt over your shoulder (cause the Sals are just slugs, right?)
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 27 March 2000 - 11:56 PM
Dress up in teal, and start throwing mushy apples and green darts at your neighbors' house.
Claim that it looked like an audemedon carrier.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
Claim that it looked like an audemedon carrier.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 28 March 2000 - 12:05 AM
Engage your superlight boosters and warp out of the town while your neighbors are removing the feces, apple splatter, darts, and the green paint off their house.
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Attatch a cloaking device to the feces, apples, darts, and paint so it all becoms invisible. Complain loudly about the way their house stinks up the neighborhood.
It works better if you complain to them entirely in Gaitori.
'ssg'or buuuuht blasssssghh ghwass'Ashhhh [puking sound]'
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
-OR-
Attatch a cloaking device to the feces, apples, darts, and paint so it all becoms invisible. Complain loudly about the way their house stinks up the neighborhood.
It works better if you complain to them entirely in Gaitori.
'ssg'or buuuuht blasssssghh ghwass'Ashhhh [puking sound]'
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 28 March 2000 - 08:04 PM
Throw mouldy albino pumpkins at them and scream 'FLAK DRONE ATTACK!!'
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 28 March 2000 - 08:05 PM
Attatch a cloaking device to their toilette.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 28 March 2000 - 08:09 PM
Dress your pet [url="http://"http://www.hampsterdance.com"]hamster[/url] up in a space suit and start calling him 'Mr. Ishiman'.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 08 April 2000 - 10:59 PM
Start running around in circles and throw brown paper bags at them (2 at a time).
When they start complaining, tell them that the bags are just harmless holograms.
-Slug
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
When they start complaining, tell them that the bags are just harmless holograms.
-Slug
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 08 April 2000 - 11:12 PM
Buy buckets of slugs (@ your local baitshop), put them into model rockets, and launch them in the general direction of Salrilian space.
Explain that this is a gesture of human submission to the prophets.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
Explain that this is a gesture of human submission to the prophets.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 08 April 2000 - 11:15 PM
Constantly phone NASA and ask them where the Ishima system is.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 08 April 2000 - 11:16 PM
Accuse Bill Clinton of being a covert Cantharan spy.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 08 April 2000 - 11:18 PM
Ok, I'm out of ideas.
I will shut up now.
Yours Truly
-Science Officer Slug
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
I will shut up now.
Yours Truly
-Science Officer Slug
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In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.
In denying it, one finds hope.
-Last words of Admiral Williams before the fall of Earth.
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Posted 11 April 2000 - 04:58 PM
Attatch robotic legs to a trash can, leave it in the street, an act really scared of it.
'build' a cloaking device and brag about it to your neighbors.
When they ask to see it, show them an empty box.
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Don't get me what I asked for,
get me what I want
-Gaitori Grand Admiral gao'Irthus,
during the fourth Gaitori-Obiard war
'build' a cloaking device and brag about it to your neighbors.
When they ask to see it, show them an empty box.
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Don't get me what I asked for,
get me what I want
-Gaitori Grand Admiral gao'Irthus,
during the fourth Gaitori-Obiard war
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Posted 12 September 2000 - 07:27 PM
Heheh. I've decided to dig this ol' topic back for the newer members to add to.
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After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.
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After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.
-Polaris Confederacy Admiral Canaron,
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Posted 12 September 2000 - 09:08 PM
Ah I got in trouble for bring things about alot of times!
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'When you play with fire your gona get burned'
EM said about the Audemedon Gate ship well chasing Mags small vessal!
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'When you play with fire your gona get burned'
EM said about the Audemedon Gate ship well chasing Mags small vessal!
"Its imposible"
Time till impact:Never
Time till impact:Never
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Posted 13 September 2000 - 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by Slug:
Heheh. I've decided to dig this ol' topic back for the newer members to add to.
Heheh. I've decided to dig this ol' topic back for the newer members to add to.
You mean it? You aren't going to close it because I decided to post?
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 13 September 2000 - 05:37 PM
ok two things.
one: March alone on the white house holding a picket sign and yelling "End Pi, End Pi!!"
two: move your entire room furniture to outside in the middle of the street. Eat and sleep there.
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one: March alone on the white house holding a picket sign and yelling "End Pi, End Pi!!"
two: move your entire room furniture to outside in the middle of the street. Eat and sleep there.
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Posted 13 September 2000 - 05:50 PM
Launch pop-bottle rockets (recommended: set them on fire, optional: strap something highly explosive or radioactive on) at your neighbor's house and when the police asks you what you're doing say, "I'm guiding the prophets to us."
But answer in ancient Cantharan.
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But answer in ancient Cantharan.
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 13 September 2000 - 05:51 PM
Oops, I thought I clicked "edit".
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[This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 09-13-2000).]
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[This message has been edited by Avatara (edited 09-13-2000).]
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 13 September 2000 - 07:14 PM
Hide yourself in a large orange box with some small openings. When people walk past, poke really hard with a purple broomstick while making a trazer sound with a pan pipe.
Put a wood tick in a small container and run around bragging about how you've managed to shrink a Bazidan.
March into peoples' houses and stare blankly at their private activities. When the ask what the hell you're staring at, beging swearing profusely and yell about how those damn Salrilians sold you a faulty cloaking device.
Every night, sit in your backyard in a lawnchair with a shotgun while staring at the sky, occasionally muttering something to the effect of "bring it on, Mek Het..."
Viciously slaughter your neighbor's pet snake and claim it was trying to disect or spy on you.
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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
-Final statement of the Salrilian reformist Sirthis shortly before his execution.
Put a wood tick in a small container and run around bragging about how you've managed to shrink a Bazidan.
March into peoples' houses and stare blankly at their private activities. When the ask what the hell you're staring at, beging swearing profusely and yell about how those damn Salrilians sold you a faulty cloaking device.
Every night, sit in your backyard in a lawnchair with a shotgun while staring at the sky, occasionally muttering something to the effect of "bring it on, Mek Het..."
Viciously slaughter your neighbor's pet snake and claim it was trying to disect or spy on you.
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Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans.
-Final statement of the Salrilian reformist Sirthis shortly before his execution.
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Posted 13 September 2000 - 07:50 PM
Get a large blue cardboard box. When people walk past, throw tennis balls at them, two at a time. When you run out of tennis balls, complain about how little ammo your ishiman carrier's protopulse turret has.
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"I can ail what cures you."
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Posted 13 September 2000 - 10:26 PM
Throw frozen brussels sprouts at them and comment on the recent Zerbilite breeding season.
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After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.
-Polaris Confederacy Admiral Canaron,
StarLance
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After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.
-Polaris Confederacy Admiral Canaron,
StarLance
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