Yep

2 Pages
←
1
2

You cannot start a new topic
You cannot reply to this topic

#26 Pyro

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 2,226
Joined: 13-July 00

Posted 14 September 2000 - 06:48 PM

... bring it on mek het...

BLAM, BLAM!!!

------------------

#27 Avatara

Guardian

Group: Moderators
Posts: 12,036
Joined: 05-July 00
Gender:Male

Posted 14 September 2000 - 08:53 PM

Unleash a bunch of spiders into your neighbor's house, then scream triuphantly, "MY AUDS CAPUTURED YOUR PATHETIC STATION!!!"

"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.

*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel

#28 Slug

Ravenous

Group: Members
Posts: 3,746
Joined: 03-March 00
Location:The Cabbage Patch

Posted 14 September 2000 - 09:49 PM

Dress all black and constantly hit people with your yellow slinkey. Make electric sounds.

------------------
After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.

-Polaris Confederacy Admiral Canaron,
StarLance

[image removed]

#29 Sargatanus

Haruspex

Group: Moderators
Posts: 1,443
Joined: 21-April 00
Gender:Male
Location:Minneapolis MN

Posted 14 September 2000 - 11:59 PM

Put on a wetsuit, football shoulder pads, a cheese hat, and the skirt from a wedding dress, and runn aroud the block yelling the ingredients to any household snack in a terrified voice. This isn't Ares related, but it is a funny way to confuse the hell out of your neighbors.

4 6 3 8 A B K 2 4 A L G M O R 3 Y X 24 89 R P S T O V A L

Shameless advertisement

#30 Sargatanus

Haruspex

Group: Moderators
Posts: 1,443
Joined: 21-April 00
Gender:Male
Location:Minneapolis MN

Posted 15 September 2000 - 12:04 AM

Duct-tape some old boxes and plywood together. Gather your friends, and carry the assembly over yourselves. Throw walnuts at passers-by, and capture anything that resembles a flag.

[NOTE: This contraption could most likely beat a real Grolk battle cruiser.]

4 6 3 8 A B K 2 4 A L G M O R 3 Y X 24 89 R P S T O V A L

Shameless advertisement

#31 Mag Steelglass

fogey

Group: Members
Posts: 1,768
Joined: 23-January 00
Gender:Male
Location:Portland, OR

Posted 15 September 2000 - 05:43 PM

The Grolk are actually extremely effictive in numbers. I'd rather have ten light cruisers and ten battlecruisers than twenty Ishiman cruisers. The light cruiser has a weapon with good range that does 200 damage. Their shields are also up to par. The battlecruiser only does 50 damage, but its about four times as rapid, and it has the laser beam cannons. Its actually more effective at close-up fighting. Also, in flagpod, it says no warping, which implies that they could normally warp...

------------------
"I can ail what cures you."

#32 Slug

Ravenous

Group: Members
Posts: 3,746
Joined: 03-March 00
Location:The Cabbage Patch

Posted 15 September 2000 - 07:42 PM

Start a company in Japan called Neewoo.

------------------
After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.

-Polaris Confederacy Admiral Canaron,
StarLance

[image removed]

#33 Sargatanus

Haruspex

Group: Moderators
Posts: 1,443
Joined: 21-April 00
Gender:Male
Location:Minneapolis MN

Posted 16 September 2000 - 01:04 AM

Actually make a T-Space Bolt Rod, and watch the fun begin!

4 6 3 8 A B K 2 4 A L G M O R 3 Y X 24 89 R P S T O V A L

Shameless advertisement

#34 Slug

Ravenous

Group: Members
Posts: 3,746
Joined: 03-March 00
Location:The Cabbage Patch

Posted 16 September 2000 - 02:34 PM

Launch your cat into orbit.

------------------
After the Alien wars, our civilisation was left in the stone ages. The core worlds were supposedly decimated, yet I cannot shake the horrible feeling that something has survived.

-Polaris Confederacy Admiral Canaron,
StarLance

[image removed]

#35 Toothpaste

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 403
Joined: 04-July 00

Posted 17 September 2000 - 03:22 AM

Blockade your neighbor's carport with a pile of cooked beef.

Stack a pyramid of wine glasses in the middle of the road, and urge nearby traffic to run into it.

Play dead when you're at work and your boss enters the office.

Move your neighbor's refridgerator forward a centimeter every day, when he's gone or asleep.

------------------
Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.

#36 Avatara

Guardian

Group: Moderators
Posts: 12,036
Joined: 05-July 00
Gender:Male

Posted 27 September 2000 - 04:05 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Slug:
Start screaming and claim that there is a cloaked Salrilian Cruiser following you wherever you go.

Hehe, I did that today. You would be suprised at the number of questoning looks I got. (I also helped our class win our weird spirit competition today by doing this Posted Image

)

------------------

#37 Desert Fox

Hypnotized

Group: Members
Posts: 5,826
Joined: 17-April 00
Location:Columbus, Ohio

Posted 02 October 2000 - 07:56 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk:
Hmm. Anybody here see "Galaxy Quest"? Do the scene from the end where the fans guide the ship in with roman candles. When neighbors ask claim your are guiding in a Sal transport. When they don't see anything say "Duhh, stealth field".

Hehe, that was a funny movie

------------------
Why is there yogurt in this cap?
-It used to be milk but time makes fools of us all.

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

#38 Talon Karrde

EUnuch

Group: Members
Posts: 2,204
Joined: 11-September 00
Gender:Male
Location:Vienna

Posted 10 October 2000 - 09:48 AM

Get into some brown sacking, smear yoghurt all over it, and lie down while screaming 'AAAGHSALTNOAARGHTHISHURTSIMGINGTODIE" in salrillian.

------------------
'Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for one night. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.' Terry Pratchett

conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#39 Pyro

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 2,226
Joined: 13-July 00

Posted 10 October 2000 - 02:50 PM

[This message has been edited by Pyro (edited 10-10-2000).]

#40 Grape Dragon

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 21
Joined: 05-December 99

Posted 10 October 2000 - 03:14 PM

Ahemm... does anyone know how you can deactivate the feature that you get a email for every new post...

I was dumb enough to activate it, and look at the list now. Now imagine a email for every posting...

if it can be shut off, I would be happy!

Anyways, a new thingy: Get a marker, draw target [ ] thingies on a window, so that the trees and houses outside fit in them. Add some facts in a teckie styled writing left to each
(ex:name:squirll
type:enemy vessel
weapon:Pseudo-Plasmatic Teeth). Anyone asks, Tell them youre setting up a briefing for your next mission.

You can also stuck grapes up your nose and tell people your'e a Sil Cruiser rechargin cannons.

------------------
- When in danger or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout. -

- When in danger or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout. -

#41 Talos

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 1,468
Joined: 19-June 00

Posted 10 October 2000 - 03:33 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Grape Dragon:
Ahemm... does anyone know how you can deactivate the feature that you get a email for every new post...

I was dumb enough to activate it, and look at the list now. Now imagine a email for every posting...

if it can be shut off, I would be happy!

Near the top of the page, there are a whole bunch of text links. Go to the one called [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=editbio&Browser=&DaysPrune=20&LastLogin="]profile[/url] (conviently linked here). Then enter your name and password, and it will let you edit your profile. One of the things you can change, (at the bottom) is receiving emails for every reply.

------------------
<font color="gold">Bronze: the other gold metal.</font>

[url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters.[/url]

Bronze: the other gold metal. || And so the space toaster hardened the outer layers of the doughy, ooey-gooey ancient Earth...
Bacchus Publishing: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category=guides&display=date&file=ChroniclesByJake101.sit.hqx"]Chronicles by Jake101: the unposted chapters[/url].

#42 Piemur1

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 138
Joined: 09-October 00

Posted 11 October 2000 - 06:21 AM

sneeze and look at your hands then scream "AHHH! THEYVE INFECTED ME!!!" running in random directions and bumping into as many people as possible and scream that they've been infected

works very well in an elevator

------------------
Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

#43 Piemur1

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 138
Joined: 09-October 00

Posted 11 October 2000 - 06:24 AM

stare at people like this... Posted Image

and like this... Posted Image

------------------
Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 10-11-2000).]

#44 Piemur1

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 138
Joined: 09-October 00

Posted 11 October 2000 - 06:27 AM

talk very slowly and on occasion speed up to very fast and back to slowly...when people ask you whats wrong say very slowly "tttthhhhheeeeeeeyyyyy'vvvveeee mmmmmeeessssssssseeeddd upmyVCRagainaaaannnndddd aaaaaiiiiii nnnnneeeeeeeeedddd ttttthhhhhheeeeemmmmm(spraying spit at this part is a good effect) tttttttooooooooooooooooooo(seem like you get stuck here for a while) fffffffiiiiiiiixxxxxxxxx mmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee!" (they've messed up my VCR (vocal control reactor) again and i need them to fix me)

------------------
Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 10-11-2000).]

#45 Piemur1

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 138
Joined: 09-October 00

Posted 11 October 2000 - 06:33 AM

pick up as many cotton balls as you can get and paint each one different colors. toss them on the neighbor's lawn and when he/she comes out, yell at the top of your lungs "AHHH!!! THE TRIBBLES ARE ATTACKING!!!!"

------------------
Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

#46 Piemur1

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 138
Joined: 09-October 00

Posted 11 October 2000 - 06:42 AM

gabble in a high voice to your watch and tell people that an alien gave it to you and the person on the other side thinks that you are the leader of a resistance group on some other planet. say that you are giving them the recipe to doughnuts because the natives there are allergic to bread products. then listen to your watch and tell the people that "they" want strange two-legged creatures as sacrifices to their god and that you are the one to do the sacrificing. then pull out a long knife and approach menacingly to them. then drop the knife and scream as you tear off the watch and stomp on it and say that they have been controlling you. then let your eyes go blank and zombie-like, pull out little McDonalds ketchup packets, walk to them and squirt the ketchup at the people. then break out of your trance and scream that you were sorry and you couldnt control yourself and do they need a doctor and beg forgiveness and run away crying...

------------------
Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

#47 Piemur1

Member

Group: Members
Posts: 138
Joined: 09-October 00

Posted 12 October 2000 - 04:12 AM

scan your face and post pictures all over your neighbor's house. say "aliens cant stand my face and am just protecting you...no...wait...if they cant stand me, they may get mad and blow you up...ahhhhh!!!! THEY MAY BLOW ME UP!!!!" and run away hiding your face

------------------
Races to wipe out:
[*] All Tribbles but one... {X}
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla{X}
[*] Nasty Things that Sting { }

[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 10-12-2000).]

#48 Desert Fox

Hypnotized

Group: Members
Posts: 5,826
Joined: 17-April 00
Location:Columbus, Ohio

Posted 12 October 2000 - 01:41 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Pyro:

[This message has been edited by Pyro (edited 10-10-2000).]

------------------
How strange... To have gone so far and to want so little.

[url="http://"http://www.adcritic.com/content/fake-movie-star-wars-episode-2.html"]http://www.adcritic....-episode-2.html[/url]

[This message has been edited by Desert Fox (edited 10-12-2000).]

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!
Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

#49 Talon Karrde

EUnuch

Group: Members
Posts: 2,204
Joined: 11-September 00
Gender:Male
Location:Vienna

Posted 13 October 2000 - 05:53 AM

Listen to your favourite band with earphones really loudly, and sing along to the lyrics. Oh, did I mention that this should be done in public places such as crowded underground stations?

------------------
'Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for one night. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.' Terry Pratchett

conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.