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100TH POST!!!!!!!!!
Ballons fall from doors in the ceiling as Captain Pharris goes to collect his complementary drink. Although come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I paid for a drink in here. I guess there are perks to having fought alongside and against the bartender in innumerable RPGs.
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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Posted 19 July 2004 - 06:23 PM
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Originally posted by Captain Pharris:
100TH POST!!!!!!!!!
Ballons fall from doors in the ceiling as Captain Pharris goes to collect his complementary drink. Although come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I paid for a drink in here. I guess there are perks to having fought alongside and against the bartender in innumerable RPGs.
100TH POST!!!!!!!!!
Ballons fall from doors in the ceiling as Captain Pharris goes to collect his complementary drink. Although come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I paid for a drink in here. I guess there are perks to having fought alongside and against the bartender in innumerable RPGs.
100TH ?
Er. Barkeep, a drink for those of us who can count
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 20 July 2004 - 08:40 AM
You got it. Anything particular in mind, fellas?
Oh, and pharris, where the hell have you been?
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Oh, and pharris, where the hell have you been?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 08:03 AM
You know, I've been around. Real busy though. BTW, I meant 100th post in the bar, not on my account. I passed that one a long time ago.
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 08:17 AM
I got what you meant, Pharris, and appreciate your patronage.
This customer shortage doesn't seem to be drying up, but at least I've got you two old hands hanging around. *Notices the various frozen, cobwebbed patrons.* hmm, I wonder if any of them will notice if we...er...borrowed a few things from them. What d'you think, fellas?
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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This customer shortage doesn't seem to be drying up, but at least I've got you two old hands hanging around. *Notices the various frozen, cobwebbed patrons.* hmm, I wonder if any of them will notice if we...er...borrowed a few things from them. What d'you think, fellas?
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 04:08 PM
Well, i could use an extra Acme®©™´ Space Helmet. My one has a scratch on it.
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Hmmm (light bulb appears over head), maybe I should count my posts in the bar...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Hmmm (light bulb appears over head), maybe I should count my posts in the bar...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 04:26 PM
Skyfox warps down from another dimension "Barkeep, some extra strong obish ale. Oh, and i'm forwarding a 10,000 credit note to this bar's account. Seems like this is the only decent place to get a drink. Got to keep this place open."
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 08:39 AM
Good stuff. Nice to see you again, Fox. *Pours a large Obish ale in a big glass stein. Extra strong.* There you are.
Now then... Droid, watch the bar for a minute. *The droid tends the bar as Cicion wanders into the landing bay and finds a sleek fighter belonging to one of the frozen patrons. The "test drive" commences.*
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Now then... Droid, watch the bar for a minute. *The droid tends the bar as Cicion wanders into the landing bay and finds a sleek fighter belonging to one of the frozen patrons. The "test drive" commences.*
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 12:16 PM
DE gets a root beer.
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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 05:55 PM
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Originally posted by Lord Commander Anic:
Mine's a GreenyGreen®©™
with lots of ice...
Mine's a GreenyGreen®©™
with lots of ice...GreenyGreen®©™ The GreenyBlue®©™ Inc. Is making a new drink? I must have it!
Skyfox wanders over to a table, uses a fusion grande to clear it of the 10 in layer of space dust that covered it, sits down and proceeds to pour over the design specs of a new aud cruiser.
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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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Posted 30 July 2004 - 08:35 AM
*The bar droid serves out the drinks.*
*A small escape pod flits into the docking bay and Cicion walks out. He strides up into the main room and walks behind the bar.* Sheesh, who'd fly here with only a few minutes' fuel left?
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-Durandal
*A small escape pod flits into the docking bay and Cicion walks out. He strides up into the main room and walks behind the bar.* Sheesh, who'd fly here with only a few minutes' fuel left?
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 01:39 AM
/me takes a long sip of the ale. Thinks a bit, then raises my glass in toast to everyone who still plays Ares, and to the health and prosperity of the barkeeper.
Cheers!
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Cheers!
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 02 August 2004 - 08:29 AM
Aye, cheers! *Raises flagon*
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 03 August 2004 - 04:31 PM
Free GreenyGreens®©™ all round.
We are doing a promotion of the new drink this week, until persons are hooke.., er used to it
Plonks a greeny grey Trans-mat Mat®©™ on the bar counter onto which teleports a twelve pak on the new drink, presented in shiny translucient plastic bottles.
A little slogan played somewhere in the background "Drink cool GreenyGreens®©™ and be cool"
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
We are doing a promotion of the new drink this week, until persons are hooke.., er used to it
Plonks a greeny grey Trans-mat Mat®©™ on the bar counter onto which teleports a twelve pak on the new drink, presented in shiny translucient plastic bottles.
A little slogan played somewhere in the background "Drink cool GreenyGreens®©™ and be cool"
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 08:29 AM
Their ad campaign sure is widespread. Must be a pretty big step for the company. Billboards, commercials, I've heard they're using subliminal ads. Sounds prettyDRINKGREENYGREENridiculous to me, though.
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 12:50 PM
DE decides to go back to Boozy.
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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
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Posted 06 August 2004 - 12:28 PM
GreenyBlue Corp. has spie.., er representatives everywhere so we are always able to judge how a new product line is doing...
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The new drink appears to be a big success in the bar, disappearing fast.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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The new drink appears to be a big success in the bar, disappearing fast.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 08:48 AM
Yeah, it's doing rather well. Care for another one?
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 15 August 2004 - 07:17 PM
Certainly, I'll always support a free promotion by drinking as much of the stock as possible, to demonstrate that it is perfectly safe to drink, of course
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 16 August 2004 - 03:23 PM
Can I order a 100 pack of GreenyGreens®©™?
I need enough to make it through my first week of intersteller electrical engineering school.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
I need enough to make it through my first week of intersteller electrical engineering school.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 23 August 2004 - 05:43 PM
*a weary Mag enters the bar and orders a GreenyGreen®©™ after learning that they are currently free*
Well, the plug is finally finished (unless I missed some bugs), but the addons section seems to be out of comission. Odd and moderately frustrating...
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"Humans are hicks."
- Paff's Law
It explains so much...
Well, the plug is finally finished (unless I missed some bugs), but the addons section seems to be out of comission. Odd and moderately frustrating...
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"Humans are hicks."
- Paff's Law
It explains so much...
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Posted 26 August 2004 - 05:33 PM
A new plug finished!!
Have another promotional GreenyThingy®©™ sir. Flashes a warmthless corporate smile
Yes, the add ons section has been abnormal for a couple of weeks now...
Perhaps you could post it elsewhere, or e-mail it to interested players...
We are thinking of doing GreenyThingy®©™ on virtual drip which will be installed in all approved bars. You put your credit card in the slot and your glass is automatically refilled adinfiniteum by the bar's matter transmitters.
Good marketing ploy...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Have another promotional GreenyThingy®©™ sir. Flashes a warmthless corporate smile
Yes, the add ons section has been abnormal for a couple of weeks now...
Perhaps you could post it elsewhere, or e-mail it to interested players...
We are thinking of doing GreenyThingy®©™ on virtual drip which will be installed in all approved bars. You put your credit card in the slot and your glass is automatically refilled adinfiniteum by the bar's matter transmitters.
Good marketing ploy...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 27 August 2004 - 09:30 AM
Hmm, I don't think I want to put such a corporate ploy in my bar. *Targeting laser appears on his forehead.* I mean, the Greeny corporation already has enough of a stranglehold on the bar market, I think. *Bends to get a glass and a projectile hits the wall where he had been.* They sure are influential, I'll give 'em that. *Laser re-centers on his forehead, and he calmly reaches down and presses a button.* Ah, well. *Bullet tears through the air, stops when it hits a forcefield he activated, and returns on its flight path with the same velocity it flew in with. A thump is heard.*
Anyone for a drink?
OOC: I'm just about all packed for college, my patrons. Tomorrow evening I'll be in Oberlin.
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-Durandal
Anyone for a drink?
OOC: I'm just about all packed for college, my patrons. Tomorrow evening I'll be in Oberlin.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
