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*Mag wanders in, sipping on his free GreenyThingy®©™.*
The addons page is back, and the plug's been uploaded. So whenever one of the mods (looks like it's pretty much just SA left) puts it up, it'll be available for everyone's downloading pleasure.
So, barkeep, how's this college business going?
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"Humans are hicks."
- Paff's Law
It explains so much...
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Posted 30 August 2004 - 12:14 AM
[Not bad, just got the connection up and running. Frantic day today, and it looks like it'll be that way for a while, until I get settled in.]
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 12:35 PM
Ehhh... I liked the old interphase better.
Anyway, /me orders another dozen GreenyBlues®©™ just for old times sake.
I booted up Ares today for like the first time in a month, and tried to beat the "Down the tubes" of EarthQuest...
...and no I didn't win...
Anyway, /me orders another dozen GreenyBlues®©™ just for old times sake.
I booted up Ares today for like the first time in a month, and tried to beat the "Down the tubes" of EarthQuest...
...and no I didn't win...
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 05:12 PM
Mein Gott ze half changez all ze po?o´´enie
LCA strolls confidently into the bar,
it looks the same, yet different somehow.
Ah yess,
All these dark brooding 90s corridors have been replaced by gleaming bright brushed Alu-Plastikk®©™
Empire Strikes Back style corridors of the new millennium...
Took me ages to find the bar, in re-plating the building they have also managed to move the bar an indeterminate number of floors up and changed the layout of all the floorplans, without reprogramming the autovators with the new locations. There's a storage closet on Level 8 with 200+ beings in it all looking for a drink.
I had to actually walk here in the end
Beams in a crate of GreenyBlues®©™
to warm up the new image bar - it'll take a little getting used to...
LCA strolls confidently into the bar,
it looks the same, yet different somehow.
Ah yess,
All these dark brooding 90s corridors have been replaced by gleaming bright brushed Alu-Plastikk®©™
Empire Strikes Back style corridors of the new millennium...Took me ages to find the bar, in re-plating the building they have also managed to move the bar an indeterminate number of floors up and changed the layout of all the floorplans, without reprogramming the autovators with the new locations. There's a storage closet on Level 8 with 200+ beings in it all looking for a drink.
I had to actually walk here in the end
Beams in a crate of GreenyBlues®©™
to warm up the new image bar - it'll take a little getting used to...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 09:13 AM
[Yeesh, do the forums look ugly now. Why oh why??]
My droids are going to set about getting this place back to normal soon. We're moving into high orbit around a nearby planet in order to effect repairs. The bar's been through quite a lot lately. I think I need another GreenyBlue™©®
My droids are going to set about getting this place back to normal soon. We're moving into high orbit around a nearby planet in order to effect repairs. The bar's been through quite a lot lately. I think I need another GreenyBlue™©®
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 09:45 PM
Oh hey, plug's finally out. Download and have fun, folks.
To celebrate, all drinks are on me.
To celebrate, all drinks are on me.
This post has been edited by Mag Steelglass: 14 September 2004 - 09:47 PM
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Posted 23 September 2004 - 10:29 AM
Well good, then! *Helps himself to five drinks.* On your tab, mag. No rush to pay me back. Maintenance costs are down a lot since the patronage stopped leaving and entering and just petrified where they're sitting.
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 08 October 2004 - 04:19 PM
A plug? must try^^
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 27 October 2004 - 06:33 AM
*CJM stumbles in drunk from a pub down the street and slowly drifts towards the bar before saluting Mag and falling down onto a stool*
Gimme a... Gimme a pint! Yesh a pint of Guinnesssssh
Gimme a... Gimme a pint! Yesh a pint of Guinnesssssh
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Posted 28 October 2004 - 03:49 PM
/Skyfox appears out of nowhere, mumbles something about upcoming tests...
He grabs a keg of GreenyBlue™©®, and then heads off into the unkown, encountering the Sarilian gateship while flying around in his 'lejee cruiser.
He grabs a keg of GreenyBlue™©®, and then heads off into the unkown, encountering the Sarilian gateship while flying around in his 'lejee cruiser.
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 09:44 AM
Karrde wanders in, wonders where everybody is and orders a pangalactic gargleblaster from the invisible bartender for old times sake.
conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 12:15 PM
"Ares is dead now, Talon." says the only other lifeform in the bar.
"And it won't come back 'till the Classic update is finished."
"And it won't come back 'till the Classic update is finished."
"I'm against human cloning. Also against identical twins." -mrxak
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
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Posted 30 November 2004 - 07:44 PM
*The barkeep pops back into existence creating a strange disturbance in the air currents of the room.*
Whooee. I've had so much stuff to do over the past weeks I've neglected my tending. *Serves up a PGGB and starts cleaning off the quarter inch of dust accumulated on the countertop.*
Whooee. I've had so much stuff to do over the past weeks I've neglected my tending. *Serves up a PGGB and starts cleaning off the quarter inch of dust accumulated on the countertop.*
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 01 December 2004 - 12:36 PM
Lord Commander Anic staggers in, jacket smouldering from having been recently aflame.
Hm, looks like a gathering of survivors...
Just had a lucky escape in the Homeworld2 Mac Demo tutorial combat grounds.
Lost the entire fleet in an exercise!
Gettin it next week though , even though it's not as exciting as Ares.
Joins the queue at the bar.
Scans the row of coloured drinks and things
Er I'll have some of that red stuff please...
Hm, looks like a gathering of survivors...
Just had a lucky escape in the Homeworld2 Mac Demo tutorial combat grounds.
Lost the entire fleet in an exercise!
Gettin it next week though
, even though it's not as exciting as Ares.Joins the queue at the bar.
Scans the row of coloured drinks and things
Er I'll have some of that red stuff please...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 12:32 PM
A Salrilian approaches the bar and orders a Dackery.
"I'm against human cloning. Also against identical twins." -mrxak
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 12:54 PM
Mackilroy plummets from the sky and lands on the ground in front of the bar. He gets up, and as he is extremely dizzy, looks at the sign and thinks, "Boozerama," he wanders in, orders a GreenyBlue, and collapses in a chair. After drinking his GreenyBlue, he passes out.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 01:03 PM
The Salrilian wonders what the Boozerama is before researching it in the Salrilian SuperComputer and discovering it is a bar from a paralell universe. The Salrilian looks at Mackilroy with renewed respect.
The Salrilian calls in two Audemedon servants.
The Salrilian calls in two Audemedon servants.
"I'm against human cloning. Also against identical twins." -mrxak
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 04:26 PM
/skyfox wanders back in, nodding to the few patrons that have suddenly sprung to life.
He grabs a GreenyRed™©®, and pours over a set of tech manuals describing interdimensional tachyonic travel.
He grabs a GreenyRed™©®, and pours over a set of tech manuals describing interdimensional tachyonic travel.
This post has been edited by Skyfox: 03 December 2004 - 04:26 PM
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 04:59 PM
Mackilroy wakes up, and notices Skyfox is reading several tech manuals on interdimensional tachyonic travel. He looks over Skyfox's shoulder, and says, "So that's how I got here..." He then orders alcohol, notices that nothing in the bar is called alcohol, and promptly orders another GreenyBlue. He then pulls out a shotgun, and throws it to the barkeep.
This post has been edited by Mackilroy: 03 December 2004 - 04:59 PM
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 03 December 2004 - 05:19 PM
The Salrilian demonstrates Matter/Antimatter Thermonucleic Fission Propulsion.
"Start with equal amounts of matter. Convert - using antinucleic gravitons - half the matter to antimatter. Feed very slowly into a Thermonucleic Containment chamber. Open a small regulated fission port at the back. The fission reactions will propel the ship forward at a velocity directly proportional to the density of the graviton stream.
"Start with equal amounts of matter. Convert - using antinucleic gravitons - half the matter to antimatter. Feed very slowly into a Thermonucleic Containment chamber. Open a small regulated fission port at the back. The fission reactions will propel the ship forward at a velocity directly proportional to the density of the graviton stream.
"I'm against human cloning. Also against identical twins." -mrxak
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:40 PM
/Skyfox orders an obish ale before continuing his studies.
*pauses
"Barkeep, what propulsion system does this station use to keep it's high level orbit??"
/walks over to vending machine and tries open it with several pounds of antimatter grenades before realizing that the vending machine is invincable, sits back down and waits for the barkeep to come out of the back and respond.
*pauses
"Barkeep, what propulsion system does this station use to keep it's high level orbit??"
/walks over to vending machine and tries open it with several pounds of antimatter grenades before realizing that the vending machine is invincable, sits back down and waits for the barkeep to come out of the back and respond.
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:33 PM
The Salrilian greets skyfox and asks him where the bacon is.
"I'm against human cloning. Also against identical twins." -mrxak
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
"We don't live to work. We live to live, work is just something that we have to do to live." -Chamrin
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Posted 09 December 2004 - 11:12 AM
Mackilroy says, "It's over in the left corner behind the neutron bombs."
Mackilroy drinks a GreenyBlue.
Mackilroy drinks a GreenyBlue.
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
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Posted 11 December 2004 - 09:31 PM
Propulsion system? I'm actually not sure exactly what the tech specs for this place are. I can let you down into the engineering level if you want to have a look.
*Puts the shotgun that was tossed to him away, below the bar. It joins a large assortment of other weaponry.*
*Puts the shotgun that was tossed to him away, below the bar. It joins a large assortment of other weaponry.*
This post has been edited by Taeskor Cicion: 11 December 2004 - 09:31 PM
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 17 December 2004 - 01:43 PM
/wanders down to the engineering level, looks at the stuff for a few minutes then comes back up to order a GreenyGreen®©™.
"Here is to the first semester of Galactic Electrical Engineering School completed."
"Here is to the first semester of Galactic Electrical Engineering School completed."
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
