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Hmm, I could put up some traditional Phylydion weapons on racks, but I have the feeling some of the patrons might take too much of a liking to them.
Anyone for some drinks? Snacks? Small rodents?
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Posted 11 December 2003 - 06:14 PM
I'll have a double portion of Sauteed Rat and a glass of Oxygendihydride please, no ice, shaken not stirred.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 20 December 2003 - 10:45 AM
Mazca posts on an astonishingly dead board.
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look through a faithless eye - are you afraid to die?
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[url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/"]Mazca[/url], Moderator, [url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number=9&SUBMIT=Go&urgaylol=yes"]EV Developer's Corner[/url]
look through a faithless eye - are you afraid to die?
There will be no further misuse of this channel.
You are disturbing others who are using it to serious purpose.
Access will be restored when you understand what it is for.
Goodbye.
You are disturbing others who are using it to serious purpose.
Access will be restored when you understand what it is for.
Goodbye.
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Posted 20 December 2003 - 09:01 PM
Indeed.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 22 December 2003 - 01:20 AM
D-E-D dead. 
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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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Posted 23 December 2003 - 07:11 AM
Tries to elbow to the front of the vast croud in the bar and attract the overworked barkeep's attention...
Ok, ok, let's forget the sauteed rat, obviously taking too long to catch one.
It's Christmas time, gimme some of that (reads the small print on the "Specials" list blackboard), er Grilled Medallions de Rudolph The Red Nosed Raindeer in a Pepper Sauce, and a glass of Salrillian Beer.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Ok, ok, let's forget the sauteed rat, obviously taking too long to catch one.
It's Christmas time, gimme some of that (reads the small print on the "Specials" list blackboard), er Grilled Medallions de Rudolph The Red Nosed Raindeer in a Pepper Sauce, and a glass of Salrillian Beer.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 24 December 2003 - 05:44 PM
Coming right up, anic! *The kictchen droids get to work while other ones set up a tree and various colored lights and such around the bar.*
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 01 January 2004 - 10:52 PM
Hmm, we seem to have missed new years eve. Ah, well. Happy new years, all! One free drink each!
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 02 January 2004 - 01:52 PM
I'll have a BlueyGreen®©™, and...,
(nods towards the two skeletons in the far corner)
I'll have their Dr. Peppers'
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
(nods towards the two skeletons in the far corner)
I'll have their Dr. Peppers'
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 08 January 2004 - 09:19 PM
Skyfox is busy explaining multi-dimensional tacyhons, and hyperlight travel theory to a bored person, when his beeper goes off. "Sorry sir, but it seems i've just got a call from some people on mars. Need to go kill some PMTC person." and with that warps away in his pyro GL.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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Posted 20 January 2004 - 09:49 PM
That's PTMC, not PMTC. Anyway, EVWeb walks into the bar. He is surprised that there are laser blasts flying across the bar then remembers this isn't the Boozerama Bar. He goes to the bartender and asks for a brandy.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
[url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/"]Boeing[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.apple.com/"]Apple[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/"]EVula[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/"]EVWeb[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/"]Matrix-XP (its not what you think)[/url]
Galactic Software
Wishes life was more like EV... that you can die and just reload the game, you can make obscene amounts of money in no time, and you can have a 20 Million credit space ship repaired for free on any planet.
Wishes life was more like EV... that you can die and just reload the game, you can make obscene amounts of money in no time, and you can have a 20 Million credit space ship repaired for free on any planet.
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Posted 28 January 2004 - 06:31 PM
What kinda brandy you have in mind? I've got all kinds. *Looks around the bar and notices the cobwebs on most of the patrons. Activates clean-o-droid to get rid of cobwebs and proceeds to clean off countertop.*
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 29 January 2004 - 01:49 PM
Er, any chance of that BlueyGreen®©™ I ordered there a while ago Boss?
LCA waves a new Z100,000,000,000 note in a "pleasenoticemei'dliketobuyadrinkifican" manner
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
LCA waves a new Z100,000,000,000 note in a "pleasenoticemei'dliketobuyadrinkifican" manner
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 29 January 2004 - 09:44 PM
One Bluey Green®©™ coming right up! *Draws up a drink from the tap in the bar whose pipe leads back into the storage room where a captured BueyGreen®©™ transport lies on the floor.*
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 18 February 2004 - 10:35 PM
EVWeb walks around for a while, then decides that he's bored and orders a drink. He drops his gun by accident, and it shoots a hole in the counter.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
[url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/"]Boeing[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.apple.com/"]Apple[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/"]EVula[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/"]EVWeb[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/"]Matrix-XP (its not what you think)[/url]
Galactic Software
Wishes life was more like EV... that you can die and just reload the game, you can make obscene amounts of money in no time, and you can have a 20 Million credit space ship repaired for free on any planet.
Wishes life was more like EV... that you can die and just reload the game, you can make obscene amounts of money in no time, and you can have a 20 Million credit space ship repaired for free on any planet.
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Posted 29 February 2004 - 05:28 PM
*The blast penetrates the hull and air starts rushing out into space. An entire table is sucked out the small hole before an emergency system slaps a metal patch over it. The bar is a shambles.* That's coming outta your tab, pal. Who wants to help clean up?
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 29 February 2004 - 09:09 PM
EVWeb doesn't have a tab, and tells him that if he doesn't like it, he can talk it over with the people in the Boozerama Bar. EVWeb, then shoots more holes in the bar.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
[url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/"]Boeing[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.apple.com/"]Apple[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/"]EVula[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/"]EVWeb[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/"]Matrix-XP (its not what you think)[/url]
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
[url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/"]Boeing[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.apple.com/"]Apple[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/"]EVula[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/"]EVWeb[/url]|[url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/"]Matrix-XP (its not what you think)[/url]
Galactic Software
Wishes life was more like EV... that you can die and just reload the game, you can make obscene amounts of money in no time, and you can have a 20 Million credit space ship repaired for free on any planet.
Wishes life was more like EV... that you can die and just reload the game, you can make obscene amounts of money in no time, and you can have a 20 Million credit space ship repaired for free on any planet.
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Posted 03 March 2004 - 02:45 PM
*The blasts are absorbed by the bar's automatic defense system, which returns fire from wall-mounted emplacements and reduces EVWeb to a pile of ashes.* Don't worry, it's only temporary. And don't worry about paying for that first hole, I'll send you a bill.
*starts resetting chairs and tables with help from worker droids.*
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
*starts resetting chairs and tables with help from worker droids.*
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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Posted 03 March 2004 - 07:39 PM
EVWeb goes to the Boozerama bar and recruits an army, that reduces the Officer's Club to rubble. Then steals the money from the bar to pay for the hole he made.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
[url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us"]Enigma[/url] <-- The best online game ever.
Galactic Software
Wishes life was more like EV... that you can die and just reload the game, you can make obscene amounts of money in no time, and you can have a 20 Million credit space ship repaired for free on any planet.
Wishes life was more like EV... that you can die and just reload the game, you can make obscene amounts of money in no time, and you can have a 20 Million credit space ship repaired for free on any planet.
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Posted 07 March 2004 - 06:56 PM
Quote
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EVWeb goes to the Boozerama bar and recruits an army, that reduces the Officer's Club to rubble. Then steals the money from the bar to pay for the hole he made.
EVWeb goes to the Boozerama bar and recruits an army, that reduces the Officer's Club to rubble. Then steals the money from the bar to pay for the hole he made.
/Skyfox looks at the shambles that was once the bar, and uses his link gun to repair the bar back to 100% normal. Then begins wondering why...
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NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 11 March 2004 - 02:18 AM
/me orders a coke. /me pays with [url="http://"http://www.fakelotteryticket.com/gbhunter.jpg"]this:[/url]
Do you except that 'round these parts?
ok why aren't img tags alowed?
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Do you except that 'round these parts?
ok why aren't img tags alowed?
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Posted 11 March 2004 - 10:24 PM
A figure in a dark robe slips through the door, into the bar, or what was once a bar. Now the space is dimmed and while it is in perfect repair it has an aura of disuse and emptiness. "Perfect."
The figure seems to glide across the floor to the back of the room; the robe doesn't touch the floor but it comes close enough that whatever appendages the figure might have are hidden. The motion continues without stop until the figure reaches a table near the back of the bar, where it sits and begins to write.
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Life, Death. What's the difference?
The figure seems to glide across the floor to the back of the room; the robe doesn't touch the floor but it comes close enough that whatever appendages the figure might have are hidden. The motion continues without stop until the figure reaches a table near the back of the bar, where it sits and begins to write.
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The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n.
John Milton, "Paradise Lost"
Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n.
John Milton, "Paradise Lost"
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Posted 12 March 2004 - 12:50 PM
The Hagrabiscuit™ Vending machine switches on its friendly customer proximity light at the possibility of a client.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 14 March 2004 - 01:42 AM
Skyfox rises out of the seat he had been in and throws a plasma charge at the Hagrabiscuit™ Vending machine. BLAAAMMMMM!!!! But due to the extensive armor plating on the vending machine, the plasma charge does nothing except flip over a few tables and chairs and frighten the newcomer. Yet at least the machine turns off. "Damn light keeps turning on every time I try to get to sleep." He then proceeds to sit back down and sip his drink.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
