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Um, glass of fizzy water and a small bag of D'Saagro®©™ nuts when you're ready please barkeep.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 15 August 2003 - 10:37 PM
No problem, Anic. *Places plate of nuts on the bar.* Now then, how fizzy would you like that water?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 21 August 2003 - 08:48 PM
"Remember to spike the punch" Skyfox says after re-docking his spacecraft.
Proceeds to look for something apropriate to preform the operation, while mumbling something about how boring college visits are.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
Proceeds to look for something apropriate to preform the operation, while mumbling something about how boring college visits are.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 25 August 2003 - 06:14 PM
Degree of fizziness...?
Hmmm, to fizz or not to fizz, that is the question.
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of vapid water
or to take up pressurisation against it, and by opposing refresh it...
Um One point Six bubbles per cubic millimetre per second please, CO2 based, difused gradually throughout the upper nine tenths of the medium from ten per cent through to ninety nine, at a pressre of nine standard atmospheres and served at a temperature of 276K please. Grade two Ishman cubic bubbles mind, not those human oblate spheroids that seem to be all the range these days...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Hmmm, to fizz or not to fizz, that is the question.
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of vapid water
or to take up pressurisation against it, and by opposing refresh it...
Um One point Six bubbles per cubic millimetre per second please, CO2 based, difused gradually throughout the upper nine tenths of the medium from ten per cent through to ninety nine, at a pressre of nine standard atmospheres and served at a temperature of 276K please. Grade two Ishman cubic bubbles mind, not those human oblate spheroids that seem to be all the range these days...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:37 PM
One number 5 coming up.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 07:19 PM
*Places the number 5 on the counter and notices that the bar has become encrusted with space barnacles from inactivity.* Hey! Anyone want to help me take off barnacles? We can fry 'em up in back and serve them with the drinks.
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 06 September 2003 - 12:13 AM
"Sure," Skyfox pulles out a "muffen" of C12 plastic explosive. And squishes it onto the counter. Skyfox then pulles out a small detonator and sticks the wires into the explosive. Everyone ducks for cover, and just in time as the massive explosion rocks the entire station. "Well, now those barnicles are all over, but at least they are lose enough to pick up." Skyfox picks up one from the floor, and drops it into his drink, which has suprizingly, stayed upright.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 06:28 PM
LCA wipes the remains of the Number 5 from the counter.
I'll have another glass of that Fizzy Water then please, and hold the bomb this time!
Oh, and I'll try a portion of deep fried space barnicle in garlic sauce...
Hmm, how do you deal with the cockroaches in here I wonder...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
I'll have another glass of that Fizzy Water then please, and hold the bomb this time!
Oh, and I'll try a portion of deep fried space barnicle in garlic sauce...
Hmm, how do you deal with the cockroaches in here I wonder...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 11 September 2003 - 10:09 PM
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Originally posted by Lord Commander Anic:
LCA wipes the remains of the Number 5 from the counter.
I'll have another glass of that Fizzy Water then please, and hold the bomb this time!
Oh, and I'll try a portion of deep fried space barnicle in garlic sauce...
Hmm, how do you deal with the cockroaches in here I wonder...
LCA wipes the remains of the Number 5 from the counter.
I'll have another glass of that Fizzy Water then please, and hold the bomb this time!
Oh, and I'll try a portion of deep fried space barnicle in garlic sauce...
Hmm, how do you deal with the cockroaches in here I wonder...
I've heard that they use giant cockroach traps that fling the bugs back out into space. But then, i've never acutaly seen one of these things.
*Cockroach scurries past
snap!!
(A little tiny cockroach scream, slowly fades out) Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 11 October 2003 - 09:05 PM
Guest182 saunters into the bar.
"I'll have... I'll have... let's see... Just give me the 'ale du jour.'"
He takes a seat. The moment his weight rested on the chair, a loud crack was heard.
"What was that?" Then he felt a small lump under him. "Aahhhh! I squished a space cockroach!" A greenish secretion oozed on his pants. The ooze slowly ate through his pants. "Aaah! I'm disintegrating!"
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They say America stands for freedom, but if you're thinkin free, try walking into a deli, and urinating on the cheese!
"I'll have... I'll have... let's see... Just give me the 'ale du jour.'"
He takes a seat. The moment his weight rested on the chair, a loud crack was heard.
"What was that?" Then he felt a small lump under him. "Aahhhh! I squished a space cockroach!" A greenish secretion oozed on his pants. The ooze slowly ate through his pants. "Aaah! I'm disintegrating!"
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 07:54 PM
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Hmm, nervous type aren't you!
Hands 182 a roach extinguisher.
Hmm, nervous type aren't you!
Hands 182 a roach extinguisher.
Gota be carefull with that stuff, once I handed 3 cans of it to a obish. Heh, he didn't know what it was, swollowed it whole and swelled up like a ballon for the next three weeks.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 08:40 PM
Suddenly an Obish soldier walks into the bar. "So it was you ya ******* . Well we'll see how ya manage after you're fed some AudMelt Juice. And ya thought swelling up was bad..."
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 09:40 PM
*Looks from one part of bar to another, trying to decipher the various goings-on.* CONFUSION!!
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 18 October 2003 - 04:52 PM
Skyfox ducks the flying glob of AudMelt Juice, which continues untill in splushes into the wall, dissovling through the solid titainium. Lord Commander Anic, thinking quickly, grabs the roach extinguisher from Guest182 and sprays it on the disovlent. After emtying the entire can, and leaving Guest182 still on roach fire, the wall stops melting, with only 1 ince left between life, and outer space. The bartender still stands there with a confused look on his face, and the obish walks over and shoves some more AudMelt Juice down Skyfox's throut.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 19 October 2003 - 09:42 PM
*Graham Chapman walks on in an army officer's uniform, and says: "Stop, stop it now. This is getting much too silly. Things started out all right but now they've just gotten too downright silly. Let's clear this up right away."
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 05:13 PM
The Hagrabiscuit Vending machine abruptly begins to emit a series of grinding noises and dematerialises with a little difficulty...
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... it rematerialises 22/7 metres further along the wall, somehow..., different.
Possibly a new coat of paint, or a complete internal electronic overhaul. Who knows, most patrons don't even notice it's there. Not a terribly good scenario from the sales point of view...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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... it rematerialises 22/7 metres further along the wall, somehow..., different.
Possibly a new coat of paint, or a complete internal electronic overhaul. Who knows, most patrons don't even notice it's there. Not a terribly good scenario from the sales point of view...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 28 October 2003 - 03:28 AM
"Barkeep!! Give me some of that Salidindrian Superwisky!!"
/Skyfox glugs it down as fast as he can, trying to counter the effects of the terrible juice.
"Ahhh... *BURP* 'scuse me."
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
/Skyfox glugs it down as fast as he can, trying to counter the effects of the terrible juice.
"Ahhh... *BURP* 'scuse me."
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 06 November 2003 - 09:49 AM
LCA enters through one of the lesser used of the entrances of the bar...
Hmmm, things are looking bleak, couple of lighting units in need of servicing.
A group of mice were playing "Bait the Cat" with some success in the far corner.
A small fire in one of the audio relays was failing to make any headway against the metal wall, though it was being kept perpetually alight by the auto repair system which continually regenerated the largely plastic unit just in time to refuel the fire... It cast an eery glow in an otherwise darkened zone of the bar.
The place was littered with the skeletons of past customers. A group of dusty skeletons was having a card game in one of the alcoves.
In one of the further reaches of the bar a group of Jawas had set up a little camp and were busily roasting a something (mouse perhaps?) over a small hastily made fire
A generic tumbleweed trundled across the set, although there was definitely no wind. Perhaps it was digital...
The Barkeep was absent...
...though there was a large multilimbed skelital structure draped over the bar.
Was this the far future, or the present.
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A steaming hot Frosted GreenyBlue®©™
stood on the bar.
Ah, that'll do!
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Hmmm, things are looking bleak, couple of lighting units in need of servicing.
A group of mice were playing "Bait the Cat" with some success in the far corner.
A small fire in one of the audio relays was failing to make any headway against the metal wall, though it was being kept perpetually alight by the auto repair system which continually regenerated the largely plastic unit just in time to refuel the fire... It cast an eery glow in an otherwise darkened zone of the bar.
The place was littered with the skeletons of past customers. A group of dusty skeletons was having a card game in one of the alcoves.
In one of the further reaches of the bar a group of Jawas had set up a little camp and were busily roasting a something (mouse perhaps?) over a small hastily made fire
A generic tumbleweed trundled across the set, although there was definitely no wind. Perhaps it was digital...
The Barkeep was absent...
...though there was a large multilimbed skelital structure draped over the bar.
Was this the far future, or the present.
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A steaming hot Frosted GreenyBlue®©™
stood on the bar.Ah, that'll do!
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 09 November 2003 - 06:21 PM
Skyfox transcends down from a higher dimension to show... well, the non-existant patrons... his new 1000 post count.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 10:20 PM
*The Phylydion barkeep pops out of a hole in spacetime and walks behind the bar.* Geez, this place needs some cleaning. *Presses a button and the worker droids start spiffing up the place.* Could use a little redecoration too. Any ideas. patrons?
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"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 07:23 PM
LCA looks around at the various skeletons and rodents...
Um could use a lick of paint,
metallic Star blue perhaps, and lights in the alcoves...
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Um could use a lick of paint,
metallic Star blue perhaps, and lights in the alcoves...
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SQUEAK! said the Death of Rats
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
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Posted 27 November 2003 - 02:32 PM
Skyfox mentions something about dragging an anchient ishman fighter into the bar as decor before falling asleep agian.
Not much happens in this galaxy of late...
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
Not much happens in this galaxy of late...
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
